Ryan: It was super uncomfortable! Jack: How short was that movie!? Ryan: Not as…short as…I got nothing. Jack: Okay!? Ryan: It was an hour and seventeen minutes. Jack: I just asked you a legit question and you didn’t come up with a– Gavin: His brain has been blinded by the porn! Ryan: Dude. What I have seen…you just don’t even know. Ryan: I plumbed the depths of a woman. (Geoff laughs off-mic) Gavin: Was it anal?? Matt: Someone plumbed the depths! Ryan: Geoff went double fiested into her! Geoff: (off-mic still) Oh, that’s right! I did on accident. Matt: On accident, he says. Geoff: Well, I tried to cover her vagina, and I ended up fisting her. Matt: Oh, that’s fair. It happens.
jack’s gonna take his small boyfriend into the forest at night and put his big hands on bitty’s tiny shoulders and be like, “here is the canadian way of dealing with emotions. just. yell. just yell into the trees here where no man can hear you. anyway 98% of my therapy sessions were spent here wrestling bears trust me it works better than yoga and healthy eating”
Shitty gaped at Bitty in surprise, placing a hand over her mouth. “There’s no way. You’ve got to be kidding me, Bits.” Bitty bit her bottom lip, blush deepening, and shook her head. “I wish I was kidding you, but no. I’m being completely serious.”
Shitty finds out that Bitty has never masturbated/had an orgasm before, and ends up creating a chain of events that she could have never predicted.
A little gift for those who were in yesterday’s livestream ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
oh shit whatup, here comes the jackaboy
IT’S A LITTLE JACKSCEPTICEYE (and a very big Sam)!! I always listen to his playthroughs while drawing so everyone who came yesterday asked me to draw him. Ended up using the chibi style because I suck at decent portraits.
It’s also transparent! So make him high-five your entire dashboard!