Someday– possibly someday soon– Sebastian Stan’s agent is going to call him with a script.

“What’s the role?” he’ll ask.

“Well,” Sebastian Stan’s agent will say, “he’s the closeted son of a politician, struggling with PTSD after his military service.”

“Uh-huh. What’s he named?”

“Theodore Roosevelt O'Toole, but–”

“I’ll take it.”

“Are you sure you don’t want to read the script first?”

“No. No need. This is the role I was born to play.

If I were to ever meet Seb, I wouldn’t mention Bucky Barnes at all. I’d wanna mention one of his ‘lesser known’ characters for the hell of it, because he can’t be referred to as the guy who played Bucky Barnes forever.

‘Oh my god, you played Chase Collins in The Covenant!’

‘Oh my god, you were awesome as Jack Benjamin!’

‘Can I just say, I loved you Chris Beck!’