lion-sove asked:

"Room service"~~~~~

Jack blushed in his female form, standing in a short skirted maids outfit with knee high stockings and boots. She tried to push her hair back but it just went back into her face with all the curls. “W-welcome home Lion… Would you like a bath, d-dinner, or…” She trailed off, covering her face. “I can’t do this.” She squeaked.

anonymous asked:

john and sherlocks sexy imagine: john was jacking off in his room and sherlock was on his phone, laughing at a vine. he walks into johns room, the vine still looping and him still laughing, and they make eye contact and everyone freezes. the vine is still looping. sherlock puts his phone down (the vine is still looping) and they fuck w the vine playing in the background.


The shirt seemed heavy until he saw there was another shirt inside it, the sleeves carefully worked down inside Jack’s sleeves. It was his own plaid shirt, lost, he’d thought, long ago in some damn laundry, his dirty shirt, the pocket ripped, buttons missing, stolen by Jack and hidden here inside Jack’s own shirt, the pair like two skins, one inside the other, two in one

anonymous asked:

Hello pumpkin first off I LOVE THE COMIC and your amazing! <3 but I was wondering in an academy story-time Kristoff said he had to bunk with jack when all that stuff was going down with belle and Flynn but later in the comic we see jacks room and it's tiny and looks like it hardly fits 1 person. So how did that work out? P.S. I know I'm prolly over thinking this but it's just such a super awesome comic ;)P.SS you are awsome and *hugs* for writing this comic :D

I freakin’ love you “overthinking” and questioning stuff. Oh my gosh, when readers are keepin up and being beautiful - it makes my life. *hugs*

For your question, Jack’s room is actually pretty big. Probably the biggest dorm room.

This is his sleeping area:

It’s in this upstairs loft-ish area. He actually has a staircase leading to a small downstairs area.

That’s where Kristoff slept. 

Another reason I love his room. 

The best part of every episode is at the start or end of a case when Phryne and Jack are in a room together. Everything is all crackles and sparks. Jack is, of course, ever-serious and Phryne is all bubbles of energy. When they are together they play up these parts for anyone else in ear-shot and for each other. The flirting that goes on between Jack and Phryne is a master class, all other flirting pales in comparison, because they are both so committed to it. Phryne and Jack are like the two best players on the same basketball team. There’s some competitive sparring because they are both so good at what they do – even though they do things very differently – but they both want the same result. They are like Kobe and Shaq. If Kobe and Shaq wanted to fuck. I don’t care whether the mystery is solved in each episode (it always is) but I do care if, at the end of the episode, the closing iris circles in on Phryne and Jack. The closing iris should always be on Phryne and Jack.
—  A Letter to the Creators of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries, with Disclaimer (src)
  • blink-182:...
  • M+M's:There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand.
  • M+M's:Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath.
  • Just About Done:Just about done with your butt we'll let you know, hey.
  • Depends:I don't want to urinate on myself, I don't want to urinate on anyone else.
  • Waggy:I'll just jack off in my room until then.
  • Emo:She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed).
  • Josie:She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because (Yeah, just because).
  • Degenerate:Don't like hesh, don't like rap, Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat, I'm a jerk, I'm a punk, Took a shower 'cause I stunk, Smoked a bong, killed a cat, Had my nuts attacked by rats, Dad got nude, I wore a thong, For a hobby I make bombs
  • Dumpweed:I need a girl that I can train.
  • Dysentery Gary:Fuck this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, Your mom's a whore. Where's my dog?
  • when you fucked grandpa, did he tell you that he loved you...
  • blink-182:ejaculate into a sock...
  • blink-182:shut your fucking face, uncle fucker...

chartyourowncourse replied to your post “Have any of y'all listened to that song House Party by Sam Hunt?…”

also it makes me think of like Bitty downstairs at a Haus party and Jack texting him from his room like the cave hermit he is. and everyone chirping Bitty about it hehe


Jack texting Bitty updates every two minutes about the documentary he is watching, while Bitty sighs with a fond smile and looks upward (towards Jack’s room). 

Oh no, I really want to write it nowwww

im in a borderline sleazy hotel room eating jack in the box chicken strips at 1 am and browsing through central california tinder. How did this happen to me?