jack whites guitar

Poe junkie

The cold of London is forgotten in the glow of a lighter,
It is all you do to kill the grey,
Numb at the tips and you flick it right up,
And a dead man they say,
as you get High another day,
Just a drag to a smile, its chocolate.

Just a dab you use it,
Get high to get calm,
Paranoia but you do it,
Sweet lies its all like chocolate

You and your friends call it chocolate,
The lyrics of the song called it fate,
Roll up and strum the strings, chocolate to forget,
Dead inside and sad soaked futile hate,
You bite her lips, taste like wine and chocolate,
You call it chocolate, just a lie; you dead?

Your lungs they take it in like a friend,
Your heart breaks again, remember why you like it?
She broke your heart so you broke your head,
Bent with drags of chocolate, loved her but she didn’t know,
Bite your lips, light it up and inhale your fate

Inspired by the 1975 chocolate and my own addiction and self destruction

It doesn’t matter if you’re Jack White or how amazing and famous a musician you are, if Jimmy Page from Led Zeppelin starts playing the iconic riff from Whole Lotta Love… you become awestruck. #iconicmomentinrockandroll.

From It Might Get Loud.

the history of jack white

jack white was born in d-town, where he grew up being catholic, holding candles n’ shit. got in a movie once, being catholic and holding a candle. as a teen he found that he enjoyed beating things with sticks (drumming), a lot. so much so that in his 20′s he found a girl to do it for him (meg white). jack played guitar, they got married (also divorced yo), and formed a band called the white stripes in 1997.

they got big and made lots of music and videos. even a video about liking girls and legos. they traveled and wore lots of red. lots of red. seriously why did they like red so much. 

in the mid 2000′s jack also formed two other bands: the racontors. the raccoon toots  THE RACONTUERS, and the dead weather. the difference in those two is the racs color scheme was chili and copper colored, while the dead weather was mostly black and sweat. seriously everyone sweated so much.

in this time jack had facial hair got really muscular and married a model named karen. they made two smaller humans together. he also worked with lots of famous old country people. loretta lynn was the most most important. she and jack are level 9000 friends. she made bread for him once.

in 2009 he opened hipster disney world (aka third man records). it’s color scheme was inspired by jerry seinfeild’s 2007 hit film ‘bee movie.’ 

in 2011 the universe was all like, “hey, you know what would be fun? make the white stripes break up.” and then they broke up. meg disappeared, but she’s probably okay. seriously meg are you even alive…

in 2012 jack went solo and changed his color scheme to a nursery shade of blue. he released an album and named it after a gun and it was great.

then in 2014 he went to a darker blue. like ocean on a rotating globe blue. he released an album named after some shit from the black plague. it was louder and he threw shade at black licorice (kind of racist tbh) and talks about ladies. he toured a lot and drank tons of champagne. also fucked up his ankle (fukin loser). 

in 2015 the dead weather came back, less sweaty this time, and released an album. it was purple and kind of ok. he also opened a second bee movie store.(seriously as i’m writing this i don’t remember much of what happened to him in 2k15 ok don’t tell me what i missed)

it’s 2016 now and he was on the muppets, he rode in a car with a depressed frog with relationship issues and sang songs.


bye