jack sparrow...its captain jack sparrow

Characters named Jack have no chill

Handsome Jack? Sociopathic dictator.

Jack Harkness? Screwed everyone ever.

Jack Sparrow? HA where to I start with this one

Jack Dawson? Reckless as FUCK

Jack Merridew? Set an island on fire.

Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk? Stole shit from a fuckin GIANT

name ONE character named Jack who has any chill

I interrupt your mindless dash scrolling to point out that Captain Jack Sparrow jumped into the ocean after seeing a girl fall off a cliff. He didn’t know this girl, had nothing to gain by saving her life. And yet the notorious pirate, pillager, thief, scallawag and womanizer literally jumped to the aid of this girl because she was drowning and no one else was going to save her. 

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Honestly i am so baffled that these all were left out of the movie bc they show so much backstory and character depth??

-Will impulsively flipping a table
-Will accidentally knocking a decoration off the wall and attempting to hide it in a flower pot
- Undead pirates bein passionate about cake
- JACK SHOWING OFF REALLY PECULUAR SCARS TO ELIZABETH WHEN SHE ASKS IF THERE IS TRUTH TO THE STORIES ABOUT HIM
- Norrington showing one really adorable reaction
- WISHING THE BEST OF LUCK TO THEM BOTH AT THE END WITH A SMILE, NO GRUDGES
- “Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow. Has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? I mean… The look is not THAT bad..”
- The two fuckall pirates trying and failing to peep on Elizabeth changing

JUST WATCH IT, IT’S WORTH IT TRUST ME