For the love of Jai, a very, very serious crack-fic (seriously, it´ serious)
A little treat for Halloween! Inspired by a post you can find here and here, inspired, emotionally supported and edited by my one and only muse @beautifulramblingbrains , whose name is just coincidently sounds almost like our protagonist here. (A coincidence, nothing more. You hear me?) Have a spooky Halloween and fun with this 25 page-long monster. (Yeah, I´m that insane.)
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my own, depraved brain that came up with this shit. And Janie. Janie´s mine.
I´m tagging all of you guy´s who I think might be interested, if not, ignore it :D
Our protagonist, Janie, wished for a man. He should be strong enough to chop the firewood and brave enough to kill all the spiders, precise enough to hit his target even though it was over five meters away which would make him the king at playing darts in the local bar. He should also be fun, someone you can steal horses with, who wasn’t afraid of the law but sensible nonetheless. After all, she wanted someone she could spend a nice evening on the sofa when the snow was falling outside, the crackling fire warming the room while they drank wine from sophisticated glasses.