Characters named Jack have no chill
Handsome Jack? Sociopathic dictator.
Jack Harkness? Screwed everyone ever.
Jack Sparrow? HA where to I start with this one
Jack Dawson? Reckless as FUCK
Jack Merridew? Set an island on fire.
Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk? Stole shit from a fuckin GIANT
name ONE character named Jack who has any chill