Basically the Plot of Lord of the Flies
  • Ralph:hm scar ha no adults
  • Piggy:hold up I'm slow
  • Ralph:ha no sucks to your assmar oh look shell
  • Piggy:look children let's not get any of their names or count
  • Ralph:lol kool
  • Jack:I can sing C#
  • Ralph:nobody cares ass wipe ha lok who's chief now loser
  • Jack:*cries internally*
  • Simon:*passes out*
  • Ralph:lok guys we need to go explor
  • Piggy:pls me pls
  • Ralph:hm jack and me
  • Piggy:pls
  • Ralph:
  • Piggy:pls pls pls
  • Ralph:
  • Ralph:kid who just passed out then
  • Piggy:you fukin ass
  • Ralph:Omg guys it's so pretty we so kool
  • Jack:yeah rules and stuff
  • lolz
  • Ralph:Fire guys and stop peeing all over the place
  • Jack:piggehz
  • Ralph:bitch you ruined being rescued
  • Jack:lolz but meat tho
  • Ralph:guys be better at fire
  • Jack:ha beast no
  • Sam N Eric:BEAST YES
  • Jack:k I go kill it now
  • Ralph:jack stop being a bitch ass and come with me up castle rock
  • Jack:ha k
  • Ralph:up mountain now BITCH THATS THE BEAST
  • Jack:*internal screaming*
  • Ralph:we can't defeat beast jack ur hunters are crap
  • Jack:bitch wat
  • Everyone:*leaves*
  • SamnEric:yay we all alone now #ralphtribe2014
  • Littluns:we don't do shit
  • Piggy:partay
  • Ralph:this fukin sucks
  • Jack:join me for feast
  • Simon:hay guys came to partay-
  • Everyone:...
  • Simon:*ded*
  • Ralph:we f-ed up
  • Piggy:no shhhh
  • Jack:we kill u guys now
  • Piggy:me glasses noes
  • Ralph:let's fight
  • Ralph:
  • Ralph:shit
  • Samneric:shit roger no
  • Piggy:shit *ded*
  • Conch:*breaks*
  • Samneric:guards now
  • Ralph:*hiding*
  • Roger:two sided stick
  • Everyone:kill Ralph
  • Ralph:beach tho
  • Navy dude:hah fun playing
  • Everyone:we killed two people
  • Navy dude:hah boys will be boys
  • Everyone:*sobs*
  • Navy dude:ah love my job