jack is drunk

open ✦ jack’s drunk,,,, he’s out of his cage and hes not doing just fine 


“You’re so cute and its not fair… Cause like
you’re probably super popular and people
who are PLAIN like me would NEVER have the
chance to be with you…”

no Jack did NOT just have a few drinks,
and NO he is NOT hitting on random people……. 

(yes he is)

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mass effect — parallels (tropes?)

can be considered a continuation to this post

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That’s probably the lowest hanging fruit of “Jack” jokes. The Free Square in “Being Named Jack Pun Bingo”.

concept: jack and bitty get engaged, and shitty and tater fight for the privilege to be jack’s best man the way phoebe and rachel battled it out over who would be monica’s maid of honor