A black character: * has those grey morals white people are always nutting over, has Deep Issues and enough Tiny Expressions to fill a book*

the yts: :/ wow he’s :/ he’s really toxic and violent, isn’t he? i :/ i’m very uncomfortable with how he raised his voice to my pure, white angel uwu

A white demon: *is an actual demon, kills people, blinked once*

the yts: !! this ! he’s so pure! did you see how he blinked ? ohmygod give this man an oscar already! look at how his eyes closed for one second and opened the next!! do you know!! do you know what that means!!

  • Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Abigail Hobbs
  • Looks like could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Jack Crawford
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Will Graham
  • Looks like could kill you and can actually kill you: Alana Bloom, Bedelia du Maurier, Margot Verger
  • Can kill you with cinnamon rolls made of people: Hannibal Lecter