jack be nimble

anonymous asked:

oh! many thanks are proffered! conceivably, perhaps a royalty anecdote, if you so desire, to dispense it to one, by way of illustration, myself and others?

The way you talk is making my day please keep talking to me.

But also let’s write a royalty AU!

As a prince, Jack had plenty of people to chose from to romance.

Almost any of the nobles’ daughters, even a few of their sons, wouldn’t hesitate to respond is Jack said anything remotely romantic to them. Any number of the maids, the kitchen staff, the women who worked in the courtyard, would swoon if Jack smiled at them, wave daintily from a window if he glanced up at them, make a point of fixing everything exactly how he liked it, anything for attention from the prince.

That was the problem, though, wasn’t it? Attention from the prince not attention from Jack. They wanted his attention not for who he was, but for what he was.

Which was why Jack, taking a lead out of one of his old books of fairy tales, had gotten his hand on some old clothes (by giving new one to the stable boy who had owned them) and found a way out (by agreeing to keep the cook’s secret stash of royal leftovers secret) to the real world.

Beyond his tiny bubble of royal life, the world was entirely different. People laughed and smiled genuinely, not just to further an agenda. When Jack talked, people ignored him and went on with their days, rather than looking at him intently with glazed over eyes, smiling and nodding to anything he said.

When he was out in the city in old clothes, when he had dirt on his face and his hair wasn’t contained in his little gold circlet, people treated him just like any other kid on the streets.

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optomisticgirl  asked:

"Why are there goats in our house?" - CS with a side of CC? ;p

“We’re back, love!” Killian announced, head still stuck in the file in is hand as he entered the house. “It appears one Jack nimble is detained and…”

He trailed off when the clip of animal feet caught his attention. He looked up to see two goats stroll past him and towards the kitchen area as if they’d lived there all along.

He turned his bewildered face towards the living room where a nervous Emma grinned as him. 

“Hey babe!”

“Love… why are there goats in the house?”

“I can explain.”

David chose that moment to enter behind the pirate and comment on the livestock roaming free. 

“There was a mix up with an oder.” she began.

“What kind of order?” Killian asked, unable to comprehend just what Emma had ordered to result in farm animals taking up residency in their home.

“Well..” a series of grunts and clucks voiced from behind the basement door.

“Just… don’t go down there.”

“Swan, when we talked about getting a pet, this wasn’t what I had in mind. A dog or cat or something, not a whole pettingzoo- that git is eating my cress!”

Killian charged into the kitchen area to try and save the cress he’d been growing from the mouths of the goats.

David approached Emma, eyes begging for an explanation.

“You remember that feud you had with Bo Peeo?” David nodded at her. “Turns out she’s not over it.” 

Before David could respond, another outraged cry came from the kitchen.

“Bloody hell- Emma! This filthy fleabag has done a whoopsie on the tile!” 

Hallowe’en Town Nursery Rhyme - Skullcanon

(An adaption by Ash. Originated during the events of Oogie’s Revenge)

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick,
Jack avoids all Oogie’s tricks.

Jack be nimble,
Jack be sly,
Jack sorts out the ghouls that lie.

Creeping, creeping through the night,
Dancing under full moonlight
Like a noble, undead knight
Working hard to set things right.

Jack be nimble,
Jack be kind,
Finkelstein has lost his mind.

Jack be nimble,
Show no rage:
Our poor Mayor’s in a cage.

Jack be nimble, 
Jack be keen,
Vampires have not been seen.

Jack be nimble,
Do not dally,
Oogie’s taken your dear Sally

Oogie plays the leader’s song
But we know how that’s all wrong
Once our man Jack comes along
Soon that Oogie will be gone.

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick.
Please avoid all Oogie’s tricks.

Jack be nimble,
Jack be brave,
There’s a town you need to save.


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Jack Traven 1993Little Buddha
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Julian Gitche 1993Freaked
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Scott Favor 1991Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
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if Tracer made Vines

(from thanks, dad. love, hana. this got super long so it’s under a read more)

  • an installment in ‘a day in blackwatch’ series. “do it for the vine genj” “no” “c'mon genj please” “go away lena” “do it for me genj c'mon do it” genji sighs heavily. he turns around and starts scaling the cliff at gibraltar, tracer shouts “go get 'em you beautiful green sparrow” you can just barely hear genji yell back halfway up the cliff “lena i’m going to kill you” over the crashing waves

  • an installment in 'a day in blackwatch’ series. “jesse let’s go clothes shopping!!” camera change shows mccree coming out of the changing room in a dress and tracer yelling “you’re a handsome bloke jesse mccree!” mccree winks at the camera and poses and in the background a sales clerk looks like they’re about shit a bucket. camera change shows the sales clerk helping mccree lace up a corset. sales clerk looks like they want to die

  • another installment in 'a day in blackwatch’ series. vine shows gabe and mccree screaming at each other in spanish as tracer whispers “is this how they flirt?? more at eleven” the rest of the vine is tracer is running from gabe screaming “IT WAS A JOKE I’M SORRY COMMANDER” gabe is yelling in spanish again, you can barely hear mccree shout “you think he calls jack pendejo in bed??” as he’s left alone in gabe’s office. gabe screams louder

  • another installment in 'a day in blackwatch’ series. “hey ana” “tozz feek lena what is it” “hey ana could you shoot a sleep dart in that guy’s arse” “why” “it’ll be funny ana c'mon” “i. ok. but only if you go down there and finish him off” last two seconds show tracer screaming “OOOOOOOH” with camera zooming in and out on a dart in sleeping guy’s butt

  • “reinhardt loves memes” tracer whispers. camera changes to show reinhardt walking down the hallway and tracer yells “HEY LISTEN TO THIS”. reinahardt stops in the hallway next to her. this starts playing. reinhardt roars and tracer screams as he breaks the bluetooth speaking she’s holding

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Nickelback ‘Feed The Machine’ lyric starters

Feed the Machine

❛ Baiting every hook with filthy lies. ❜
❛ Another charlatan to idolize. ❜
❛ Is this suppression just in my mind? ❜
❛ No more questions, get back in line! ❜
❛ Pay with your life, the duller the knife, the longer it takes. ❜
❛ But now it’s your turn, the ashes will burn, and wither away. ❜
❛ Carving the truth, while harvesting you, to feed the machine. ❜
❛ The gears forever turn to grind the mice. ❜
❛ Will you become the fuel for sacrifice? Power absolutely all for show. ❜
❛ Is this obsession behind your eyes? ❜
❛ Why must the blind always lead the blind? ❜
❛ Why do I feel like the fault is mine? ❜
❛ Why must the weakest be sacrificed? ❜

Coin for the ferryman

❛ We just got high and hopin’ no one could tell ❜
❛ But with the icky and the sticky it don’t matter where the wind blows ❜
❛ Lighter in my hand and I got nothing to burn ❜
❛ Pick up a shotgun and we’ll all take turns ❜
❛ But don’t you ever say a word cause you know momma’s gonna hate that ❜
❛ Tidal wave in motion you can’t hide from the explosion In 3…2…1 ❜
❛ We’re smokin’ dynamite too many fuses to light ❜
❛ A thousand Fahrenheit’s and we’re about to ignite ❜
❛ We may never see tomorrow ❜
❛ If tonight’s our time to go, the one thing I know we’ll need a coin for the ferryman ❜
❛ And we can make it, but we take the chance of never coming back home   ❜
❛ The dice that we’ve been rollin’ where our lives are bitter stolen ❜
❛ Our kingdom come, on the run ❜
❛ One for the road and one for those who never leave ❜
❛ One for the Lord and take it from the devil ❜
❛ Don’t even try, ‘cause you know you can’t hide ❜
❛ Better run, better run, better run ❜

Song on Fire

❛ The first words that come out and I can see this song will be about you ❜
❛ I can’t believe that I can breathe without you but all I need to do is carry on. ❜
❛ The next line I write down and there’s a tear that falls between the pages ❜
❛ I know that pain’s supposed to heal in stages but it depends which one I’m standing on ❜
❛ I write lines down, then rip them up ❜
❛ Describing love can’t be this tough ❜
❛ I could set this song on fire, send it up in smoke ❜
❛ I could throw it in the river and watch it sink in slowly ❜
❛ Tie the pages to a plane and send it to the moon ❜
❛ I’m dying to show you this could end happily ever after ❜
❛ There doesn’t ever have to be disaster ❜
❛ And all you have to do is sing along ❜
❛ Impossible describing love ❜
❛ Light this old guitar on fire, I’d still hear the notes ❜
❛ Drown the melody in water, I’d still hear its ghost ❜
❛ Sing it with somebody else, but we’d be out of tune ❜
❛ Play it for the world, but it won’t mean much ❜

Must Be Nice

❛ One step, two step, electric slide, red fish, blue fish, blow your mind ❜
❛ Mama’s gonna let you set the moon on fire ❜
❛ Jack be nimble, jack be quick. Jack wound up with a broken neck ❜
❛ Humpty Dumpty, do your thing. ❜
❛ Daddy’s gonna buy you a diamond ring . ❜
❛ Oh, it must be nice to spend each day in paradise ❜
❛ You wonder why you’ve never failed ❜
❛ Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale ❜
❛ Suzie steamboat, you’re so fine ❜
❛ Grant the wish I wish tonight ❜
❛ Tinker tailor, whatcha’ got? ❜
❛ Wheels on the bus are falling off ❜
❛ Pretty maids all in a row. Yes, sir, yes, sir three bags full ❜
❛ Stick your diamond ring where the sun don’t shine ❜

After The Rain

❛ All your life’s scrambling, scurrying ❜
❛ Take your time rather than hurry ❜
❛ Never too late to write the rest of your story ❜
❛ Remember to breathe or else you’re gonna be sorry ❜
❛ Life’s no race, it’s a companion. Always face with reckless abandonment . ❜
❛ Everybody says that life takes patience but nobody wants to wait ❜
❛ Everybody says we need salvation but nobody wants to be saved ❜
❛ The blue sky’s we wait on are gonna have to come after the rain ❜
❛ Avoid the taste of wanting and wasteful ❜
❛ Every good thing will come in moderation ❜
❛ Envy and greed will only lead to frustration ❜
❛ Choose your friends, carefree and kindly. Choose your words, careful and wisely ❜
❛ Always be there to lend a comforting shoulder. One will be there to share again when you’re older ❜
❛ Old mistakes committed upon us. Always take a toll on the conscience ❜
❛ Every regret is a gift that you live with. Never forget to remember forgiveness ❜

For The River

❛ Stuck in a cage, luck of the draw. Always a way, gotta get out ❜
❛ Get me a key, pick me a lock. Gotta be free, ready or not ❜
❛ Gotta run, gotta run ❜
❛ Nowhere to hide, 'cause someone’s always gonna find you ❜
❛ Trying to breathe with everybody right behind you ❜
❛ Scattering leaves to try and cover up the footprints ❜
❛ Water ahead 'cause I can hear it in the distance ❜
❛ I’m running for the river ❜
❛ They’ll never catch me ❜
❛ You can ride, you can fly, you can tell 'em that you tried, but there ain’t no going back   ❜
❛ Tell 'em that you tried, but you’re never gonna catch me ❜
❛ Let off the hounds, stand off the guards. Never be found, better than bars ❜
❛ “Damn it, he’s a fast one” ❜
❛ Gotta be free, so don’t ever stop ❜


❛ Lying awake, did it again for Christ sake ❜
❛ Should’ve told her to go, and I know it but she tasted like home ❜
❛ I did what I did, can’t say hey man, I’m just a kid ❜
❛ Saw the lie in my eyes, couldn’t hide it ❜
❛ Oh, home ain’t what I call it ❜
❛ But I’m the only ghost walkin’ through the hallways ❜
❛ The pain gets so much clearer when the one to blame is standing in the mirror ❜
❛ This fool, this liar. Lit a match and set his life on fire ❜
❛ I guess I’d rather be alone In a house that’s not a home ❜
❛ The pain in my heart’s 'cause we’re a thousand miles apart ❜
❛ I’ve got no one to blame for the shame ❜
❛ I hope she’s waiting back home ❜
❛ Stupid to think that I could blame it on the drink ❜
❛ Now I’m trying to stall making calls to someone back home ❜
❛ I walk through the door and there’s no light on anymore ❜
❛ Must have known all along I was wrong ❜
❛ Cause there’s no one at home. No one’s waiting back home ❜
❛ The pain gets so much clearer ❜
❛ I guess I’d rather be alone ❜

The Betrayal (Act III)

❛ Table has been set. Serving up the worst regret ❜
❛ Waiting for the chance. ❜
❛ Serpents love the circumstance ❜
❛ Naming of your price. Payment for the sacrifice ❜
❛ Demon in your ear. Evil on your breath ❜
❛ You’ve brought the wolves right here ❜
❛ You’ve brought the kiss of death ❜
❛ You’ve just betrayed him ❜
❛ The moment we’ve all been waiting ❜
❛ You won’t believe until he’s gone ❜
❛ Your noose is waiting (No need to wait) ❜
❛ Go on, go on ❜
❛ Committed to your task. Jealousy behind your mask ❜
❛ Pieces are in place ❜
❛ Dealings that can’t be undone. Blood on your hands ❜
❛ Pawn inside the master plan ❜
❛ What have you gained? What have you done? ❜
❛ Nothing but shame and there’s nowhere to run ❜
❛ Who takes the blame? Why have they come? ❜
❛ What in God’s name have you done? ❜

Silent Majority

❛ How could this affect my life? ❜
❛ How could I affect the outcome? ❜
❛ So why even try. For what, for what, for what, for what? ❜
❛ A cowards can save the day. When the bravest of men just stand by ❜
❛ So what if we all stand up? What if we don’t give in? ❜
❛ What if we trade it all complacency for a voice that will be ignored? ❜
❛ How can we just give up? How can we just give in? ❜
❛ What if the silent majority wasn’t silent anymore? ❜
❛ A candle’s the smallest light. But a handful becomes a lighthouse ❜
❛ Cutting the night for us, ❜
❛ The one with the loudest voice Is really the one to follow ❜
❛ Silence the noise ❜
❛ Hurry up, the world needs this ❜
❛ Speak up now or we can pick up the pieces ❜

Everytime we’re together

❛ I’m back in my hometown ❜
❛ And Main Street’s dying now ❜
❛ It’s like there’s nothing left of it ❜
❛ No more high school grounds. They tore that building down ❜
❛ The backyard fire’s on ❜
❛ The years have come and gone. But the stories carry on ❜
❛ Looking back they’re better than they used to be ❜
❛ 'Cause you should have seen the size of the guys we were fighting ❜
❛ And we shouldn’t be alive at the speeds we were driving ❜
❛ But Mama always taught us to never tell a lie, ❜
❛ Every girl we were with never cost any money ❜
❛ And we drank more tequila than any man alive ❜
❛ And the story goes on and gets a little better. Every time we’re together ❜
❛ It’s funny how we change and some things stay the same ❜
❛ God, I miss the glory days always ❜
❛ Lord, I love the memories we’ve made ❜


Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing - Set it Off

Trigger Warnings: Emotional Abuse, Abuse

Genre: Rock


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anonymous asked:

yeah hey can be so juvenile sometimes, dean will probably give the nephilim the nickname of jackass lol

I expect to hear Jackoff, Jack Sprat, Jack Be Nimble (and various candlestick references), Jack in the Box, Jack Skellington, Samurai Jack, “you don’t know Jack”, Jack squat, hijack… I mean, it’s a really versatile name for that sorta stuff…

The Sins of the Father.

ack was nimble, Jack was quick. But Jack didn’t realize that the floor was so slick.

Jack’s right leg went one way, His left went another; As he slipped and he slid In the blood of his mother.

He screamed and he cried, as kids tend to do; But scrambled up quickly as the shadow behind grew.

Jack jumped to his feet. He ran for the door. But was snagged by his shirttail, then Jack fought no more.

Jack’s father was crying as Jack’s eyes grew wide; he squeezed and he squeezed ‘til the light in Jack died.

'I tried telling you, honey’, the man said with a grin, 'I won’t let you leave me, divorce is a sin.’

As the cops cuffed him tightly, he lamented his loss; and as they led him away he was still clutching his cross.

Imagine This...Spot Conlon

Oh hm a plot for the spot conlon imagine.. Idk like maybe you’re a newsie in brooklyn with him and the stike is happening and such ❤️

(Hope you like it! Sorry im not really good with their slang and all. I looked up the script and I just added your character in. I remade the scene where they first go to Brooklyn to approach Spot but you are there as well also you just so happen to be Queen of Manhattan)

“Spot, I believe we’ve got some company.” You nudged Spot and he looked over to where you were looking.

“(Y/N), you are the only company I need if you know what I mean.” He cheekily said while winking at you before looking back over at Jack.

“Well if it isn’t Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.” Spot climbed over the platforms he was currently standing on and jumped down. You on the other hand went down the ladder on the other side.

“I see you’ve moved up in the world Spot, got a river view and everything, (Y/N) still pretty as always.” Jack politely took off his hat and acknowledged your presences. He elbowed the boy standing next to him and he removed his hat as well. Jack and Spot did their newsies handshake as I call it.

“Ahh, I see you are still quite the charmer, Kelly, but I’m not interested. You see I’m already taken.” You could feel Spot pull you closer to him.

“Well, look at that, it would appear that the king of Brooklyn has a queen after all. That makes you what, the ultimate power couple. I could have seen it though, Queen of Manhattan and King of Brooklyn.” Jack commented.

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nursery rhyme asks
  • baa baa black sheep: are there any materials you don't wear?
  • eeny meeny miny moe: how do you make important decisions?
  • hickory dickory dock: do you have a good sense of time?
  • hot cross buns: what's your favorite food to cook?
  • humpty dumpty: do you think people are ever emotionally irreparable?
  • i'm a little teapot: what object would best represent you?
  • it's raining it's pouring: what weather is your favorite?
  • itsy bitsy spider: how do you treat bugs you find indoors?
  • jack and jill: do you try to avoid doing anything dangerous?
  • jack be nimble: are you clumsy or graceful?
  • little miss muffet: how do you react to finding spiders?
  • london bridge is falling down: are you concerned about natural disasters?
  • mary had a little lamb: do you tend to follow or lead others?
  • old mcdonald had a farm: what song annoys you most?
  • one for sorrow: what's your favorite kind of bird?
  • pat-a-cake: do you like playing with children?
  • pop goes the weasel: if you receive a present you don't like, how hard do you try to seem happy?
  • queen of hearts: do you mind sharing food?
  • rain rain go away: what's your favorite indoor activity?
  • ring around the rosie: do you like history?
  • rock-a-bye baby: how many children do you want?
  • roses are red: what am i to you?
  • row your boat: describe the last dream you had
  • star light star bright: what was the last wish you made?
  • sticks and stones: how important is others' approval to you?
  • muffin man: what's your favorite ingredient?
  • old woman who lived in a shoe: where do you want to live?
  • wheels on the bus: do you enjoy school?
  • this little piggy: do you think humans are better than other animals?
  • three blind mice: what's your eyesight like?
  • twinkle twinkle little star: make a wish