jack and sally quotes

Failure and success live next door to each other, and they have no numbers at the door. You just knock.
—  Guillermo Del Toro
  • Slender: When was the last time you cried?
  • Anyone: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
  • Slender: really? That recent?
  • Anyone, they're all emotionally traumatized: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue?*starts crying again*
While Jack’s dilemma gives The Nightmare Before Christmas its plot, Sally’s gives it its heart. Sally also gives everyone the best advice.
—  Caroline Thompson (The Nightmare Before Christmas, film’s screenplay writer)
  • Toby, T-posing on top of a table: WHAT TEAM?
  • Jeff, Ben, LJ, Nina and Clockwork: WILDCATS!
  • Toby: WHAT TEAM?
  • Jane, Liu, EJ, Sally, Tim, Brian: WILDCATS!
  • Toby: WHAT TEAM?
  • Everyone: WILDCATS!!!!!
  • Jay, Alex, Lyra, the other people who died and i'm forgetting about, starting to chant: Get your head in the game, You gotta-

Brian/Hoodie: I’m heading to the store. Anyone want anything?

Tim/Masky: a reason to live

Jeff: the cash register

Ben: my hopes and dreams

Toby: my sister alive

EJ: my life back

Sally: some Cheerios

  • Brian: Yeah, we haven't been able to get as much food as usual lately, security's been higher, and some people are getting ill. Anyone have any ideas?
  • EJ: If all else fails, we can just resort to cannibalism
  • Jeff:
  • Jane:
  • Nina:
  • Liu:
  • Ben:
  • LJ:
  • Toby:
  • Tim:
  • Brian:
  • Slender:
  • Sally:
  • Clockwork:
  • Jane: okay, no, we can't do that
  • EJ: Ok, good to know we'll be eating you first.

Slender, pulling in to the drive-thru: Yes, may I get a number 15-

BEN, from the very back: BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE

Toby: THE LAST THING YOU’D WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER

Jeff: IS SOMEONE’S FOOT FUNGUS

Eyeless Jack: but as it turns out

Sally: THAT MIGHT BE WHAT YOU GAAET

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Go get it and be happy…LIFE is your story to write!

creepypastas (n some mh) saying horribly awful things

BEN: “It’s twenty gayteen my dudes!”

EJ: “Son, in this world, it’s yeet or be yeeted.”

Jane: “Your dog is a liberal soy boy cuck”

Hoodie: “Oh gee, look at that. You see the time? It’s death-o’-clock. Time to go get dying!”

Jason the Toymaker: “Fucking inflatable fucking clown!”

Toby: “I’ve got bees in my underwear! BEES IN MY UNDERWEAR!”

EJ: “Not since you last asked three minutes ago.”

BEN: “Hippity hoppity, women are property!” - “awomantoldmeicouldsaythis-”

BEN: “I am,, oddly aroused right now.”

LJ, as indifferent as possible: “Stop. No. Don’t kill the children.”

Slender: “Yeetus reetus, your fetus has been deletus.”

Sally: “Tell me… tell me you sack of shit, where did you hide it! Where is it?! Where the hell did you put the cookie jar?!”

Lazari: “You should’ve killed me when you had the chance!”

BEN: “Those nudes don’t send themselves!”

Jeff: [monotone screaming]

Hoodie: “I’m sick of these mother effin’ transphobes on this mother effin’ website.” - “I can just say ‘fuck’.”