Bruce was outside the bar where he hangs out at on nights, he takes out a pack of cigarettes ready to smoke. As he’s about to light one, he sees a young man on a bike riding towards the bar. He stops and gets off of it to park it.
The guy looked very out of place here. He goes up to Bruce and ask “Is this a good place to get a drink?”
“That depends, are you old enough to get a drink?” The young man scoffs and decides to go in himself to find out. But Bruce grabs his shoulder and pulls him back. “Maybe you shouldn’t go in there.”
“Look I’m going to be honest, a pretty face like you wouldn’t last too long in there.”
“I can take care of myself. I wouldn’t be here I if couldn’t.” He was about to go in again but Bruce still pulled him back. “Why are you here?”
“The fuck do you think I’m here for, to buy groceries? I need a damn drink.” Bruce was a little taken back by his brashness. “You got some mouth on you. Look I’ll walk you in there and maybe we can talk or play some pool. I’ll even buy you a drink. What do you want, a martini?”
“No asshole, a beer.” Bruce smirks, he likes this guy. “What’s your name?”
After meeting each other, Jack would come to the bar almost every night to hang out with Bruce. They would either drink and talk or play pool.
One night Bruce offers Jack a ride on his motorcycle. Jack accepts and they ride together enjoying the beautiful night sky and the town lights. As Bruce is driving he looks behind him and sees that Jack has a bright smile on his face. “Enjoying the ride?”
“Yeah, it’s really Beautiful out here tonight.”
“Not as beautiful as you.” Jack blushes and tells Bruce to shut up and keep his eyes on the road. Bruce grins and says “whatever you say darling.”
A 30 minute playlist inspired by Amy Dunne in Gone Girl.
“Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun.”
Love Interrupted/Jack White, Serial Killer/Lana Del Rey, Do I Wanna Know?/The Arctic Monkeys, Biting Down/Lorde, Video Games/Lana Del Rey, Power & Control/Marina and The Diamonds, Hallelujah/Leonard Cohen, Oh Say Can You See/Lana Del Rey
Been swimming around this theory with a bunch of people since the first teasers for Suicide Squad and Dawn of Justice. With the release of the SS figures and them continuing to showcase the shoulder scars i’m confident the theory that Jason Todd is Leto’s Joker can very well be plausible.
-“20 years in Gotham, how many good guys are left” -“how many stayed that way”
Joker is older than batman (in most canon), since when does an old guy have a perfect hairline, dress like a clubber and get tattoos?
-teeth busted by the pry bar beating he took from the original Joker and has to have grills now -went nuts after being tortured by the real joker -has a DAMAGED tattoo on his forehead because he was DAMAGED by the original joker -has a dead robin tattoo on his arm -shoulder scars from bullets coinciding with the old robin suit -J tattoo’d on is face, just like Jasons brand
the tattoos could have also been done by the original joker, to brand Jason and solidify his new position as acting Joker
-YOU LET YOUR FAMILY DIE
-HAHA, JOKE’S ON YOU BATMAN written on his old suit
Imagine Jack going with Bruce to lex crop, so Bruce and lex can talk business and Lex is just an asshole to Jack the whole time. He keeps on making rude comments about Jack being a gold digger and a whore.
Jack wants to really punch him but he can’t because of the security there and not wanting lex to call off any business agreements Bruce made with him.
While he’s there he notices that Lex has quite the sweet tooth, his office has bowls of jolly ranchers and chocolate.
So Jack gets an idea, he runs to a near by store and buys reese pieces, skittles and M&Ms.
He sneaks into Lex’s Office and fills an empty bowl with all three and quickly gets out. Then he waits.
When it’s time to go Jack tells Bruce there’s something he wants to see first. He see lex enter his office and goes to the bowl and grabs a handful of candy.
“Jack we need to go.”
“What exactly are you waiting fo-” Bruce was cut by a scream from lex.
“WHAT THE FUCK!? OH MY GOD!”
Jack grabs Bruce’s hands and starts walking quickly. When they get to the car, Jack is laughing his ass off.
“What the hell happened?” Bruce asked
“I put skittles, Reese pieces and M&Ms all together in his bowl.”
Normally Bruce would scold Jack on his pranks, but this time he’s actually laughing too. Sometimes he loves it when Jack is devious.