jacenation

Take a moment and think about how annoyed Kylo Ren would be if he knew that his siblings from another universe:

1) Had a special destiny and was named the ‘Sword of the Jedi’ by Luke (Jaina)
2) Became an actual sith lord with a cool sith name and everything (Jacen)
3) Was named after their grandfather (Anakin)

He would have the tantrum of all tantrums. The damages would probably bankrupt the first order tbh

There something about Jacen Zhu that makes me crave him whenever I see him in a scene. He’s so sexy and sweet, he has a very sweet smiles and I love when he moans. Maybe it’s because he’s verse and so am I and we would fuck like there’s no tomorrow…. But I would really love to fuck him

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So. I may or may not have been drinking when this word waterfall and picture mess came out of my fingers/computer (spoiler alert: I was)… but March 1st is the 20 year anniversary of the release of Young Jedi Knights: Lightsabers. And while the YJK books are for younger audiences and today are basically the best kind of cheese, they were a big part of my Star Wars love growing up. Why? Because FUCKIN’ FEELS, Y’ALL. They focused on two (and introduced one) of my favorite Star Wars characters and my OTP to end all my other effin’ OTPs. They also introduced me to what I wanted to be when I grew up: Tenel Ka Djo.

(Do you know how much it annoyed/enraged me when I was younger and I’d see people on message boards and shit not liking Tenel Ka because of the lack of her whole left arm? ASSBAGS.)

SUPER WARNING AND MANY THANKS: @chaosbria was A+ and giving me constructive tips re: this mess the other night and trying to talk me down from 11 slides and being so damn wordy but as I looked over it repeatedly in the past couple days before posting it I didn’t know what I could take out. I just have so many feelings about Tenel Ka, sober and tipsy and drunk and everywhere in between those. Thank you for looking out for me and my insanity, bro.

…..Slight spoilers for Force Awakens
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When I found out that Han and Leia’s kid isn’t named Jacen, Jaina, or Anakin…

Yes hello hi bonjoor this is a totally legitimate 473839% canon indisputable thing that has occurred sorry I don’t make the rules