Ferrets are actually the rulers of many parts of the world, whether the humans know it or not. They make executive decisions on foreign policy, all forms of legislation, and economics. It has been estimated that ferrets control about 45% of the world’s nations.
tonight I watched a ton of home videos from when I was a baby and I stumbled upon the tape that my aunt took the day I was born. I had never seen it before and I legitimately bawled because she got on tape the moment my dad ran out and yelled “it’s a girl!” to my extended family. and he walked up to his father and they hugged and cried. and I got to watch my mother meet me for the first time after waking up from her c section. there was one moment when the nurse couldn’t get me to stop crying as she took my weight and length and footprints so my dad walked up and put his hand to my cheek and I reached up and grasped his thumb and immediately stopped crying. it made me seriously emotional oh my god.
imagine bigbang deciding the track titles, with gdyb insisting on ‘baebae’ and casually explaining to daesung that it’s some cool new english term for 'evolution’ or 'revolutionary’ or smth and seungri just staring into the distance bc he was blackmailed into keeping his mouth shut