an unpaid intern named Kate is working in hell, and a demon is giving her a tour of the place. they get to Satan’s office and she notices a bottle of pills on the desk that seem to be arguing with each other–contradicting everything that they hear no matter how ridiculous they sound.
so the intern asks, “what are those?” and the demon is like “well, as you can imagine this is a very difficult job and sometimes mr. satan needs to take some painkillers for headaches.” still uncertain, the intern gives the demon a questioning look.
To those of you who think you’ll never get over them,
You will. I promise, you will. It’ll take time. It’ll take tears. It’ll take pain and anger and sadness. But one day you will wake up and be thankful for things happening the way they did. You will find happiness again. I promise.