All Wizards and Witches know that September 1st is the first day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. We also know, by word of mouth or reading The Daily Prophet’s gossip section that today is the first day for Harry Potter’s son, James S. Potter.

This columnist has heard that first son of The Boy Who Lived (should we start calling him Man Who Lived now, or maybe even just Mr. Potter) has been sorted into Gryffindor. 

Also, congratulations to Head Boy, Teddy Lupin–godson to Mr. Potter!

We wish all new students a great school year and hope returning ones remember Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus!