The amazing quotes just kept coming for this one – so we let them take over the cover.

As the novelist Harry Crews noted – Nothing gets you back in touch with yourself like a little of your own blood. J. D. Daniels more than tests this theory in six letters to nobody in particular as he lurches from ju-jitsu punchbag to janitor, adjunct professor to drunk, exterminator to dutiful son. En route he considers how far books, learning and psychoanalysis can get us, and how much we’re stuck in the mud.

The writing is feverish, witty, intimate and addictive. Get stuck in.

bastetmariah  asked:

📝 -badlydrawndanieldarby



Stand: Osiris


This man is addicted to the thrill of gambling, does not matter the game, he’s fine just as long as he wins. Collector of souls, turns them into poker chips, with a design reminiscent of the persons face. Cheats all the time, doesn't get caught though, very  intelligent and very dangerous, has a strange pattern going down each side of face, skin feels like bread  ,dressed very swav. Don’t let down guard near him. 


Announcing “The Unprofessionals”: our first anthology of new writing in more than fifty years.

The Winners and Losers of Comic Con 2015

Before Comic-Con, it’s safe to say not many people were talking about the umpteenth reimagining of Mary Shelley’s enduring story of a mad scientist’s drive to reanimate the flesh of the dead. But after director Paul McGuigan (Sherlock, Push) said that the movie was really a love story between Dr. Frankenstein (McAvoy) and his assistant Igor (Radcliffe), that was all the actors needed to launch one of the most warmly homoerotic panels in memory, capping off with McAvoy and Radcliffe unforgettably recreating a scene from the movie that, well, just see for yourself… -X 

I recently hit 500+ followers and I feel like I finally need to do one of these.

Special mention-

Barakathelps: Basically you’re really awesome and probably one of my best friends on here. Also, you’re kind of a cabbage at times. But you’re the punk pop-est cabbage in the cabbage patch and you’re a really awesome writer and friend. 


You have some really awesome music taste and you’re really great yourself and basically you should just rule the world.


You’re really awesome and I love your blog so much?? 


You’re really fabulous and awesome.


You’re really cool and you make awesome stuff for the RPH community.

-The awesome people who make my dashboard a lot better-

A-C: aaron-helps abigailrps addyrps adeleofrp adeljadehelps adviceofrp aidenhelps aidenrps akarshnarps alexarph alexassists alexsrph alexxofrp aliceisrphelping allieofrph allihelps alliofrp alliofrpg alltimelowrph amberflamesgifs andyofrp andywarholhelps annahrps annaofrps annasophiareviews annbananarps annikaofrp annofrp arianarph arizonarps artemishelps ashley-ofrph ashofrps ashton-helps assholehelps audriaofrps audumbassists autumnofrph avery-helps babyrebel-helps babyyeezusrps badassrps baeofrph baileyofrp banditofrp barbarahelps barbararps barbsrph bbyofrp beaverofrp beccasrph beckyrph belleblakehelps bellisariohelps berryhelps bexietherph beyoncetalks biebshelps blairofrps boysofrp brianofrps bridgetteofrps brizzlerps brookeroleplays brookofrp buteraofrph cabellofrps caitrps camilaofrp camrensrph candaceofrp candiiofrp carlierps carrierphs casparleehelps cassieofrph catarinaofrp catofrpg catsofrp charlieassists charlotteof1x1 cherbear-rph cherofrpg cherriedear cherubofrp chestnuts-ofrph chicagohelps chiefofrps chorps chrissyrps christinaofrps cillianhelps claratyroleplays cocarp cockyroleplayer cofrp corymonteithrp courtneyhelps crimsonroleplayer crissarps crissrph crystallofrp crystalrp-helps crystalsopinions curlsofrph cuteofrp cyrusassists

D-J: dallasofrp danielarps danielle-rp daperassistant darlingofrph davefracno dean-helps demirph destinyhelps diamandisofrp diamondrph disneyofrph dobreadassists doctorgreyrph doctorrph dorkstagrm dovehelps draganarps edsheeranrps effofrps effyhelpsrp elisarps elizaofrp ellieraeofrp ellietriestohelp emaleighhelps emaleighrps emiliaofrps emilyroleplays emmaarps emmieofrp emuofrph escarlenrps evaofrp fefarp ferreirareviews fifthharmny finchelsrph flirtofrps forever-helping foxeshelps freshprincessofrps frickyeahjenhelps friendly-rph frizzyrph frozenhelpers frozenrps furyofrps gatsbyofrps gaydinerps gaysrph gemrps georgiahelps georgiaofrp georginahelps gillyrps gomezofrps gracieofrps grimmy–rph gshelps gtfohannah haellaofrps haileyroleplays haleighhunts halesofrp halesrph halvingne hannahassists hannahofrps hannahrphs hannahrps happiestgossip harianarpa harlenassists harperrwrites hartbigrps havenassists hayleyxorps hayneshelps helpfuloona helpfulshay hemmingsrps hiddles-helper hilyrps holland-rps hollandroden-rph hoodsrph horansrps hrryofrps htmlrp hutchersonofrps ianrph idalisrps inkhelps issaofrp italkrp ivyrps jackieofrp jackiofrp jacobofrp jadeeofrps jadeof-rp jaeofrp janelleroleplays janicerps jarleyhelpsrph jasofrp jasperhelps jaymihelpss jellyfishofrp jemmarps jenhelps jenkinshelps jessarps jessihelps jessroleplays jiamrps jlchelps jocerps jodirps jor-writes juderps juliarps justbeingmiley-rph justmineofrps jweisthelps

K-L: kaiofrp kaitofrp kaitofrph kalebrps kariofrph kassiassists katelynnroleplays katelynroleplays katgrahamrph katiehelps katieofrph kayashelp kayofrps kaysrph keeksrps keeleyrps keirarps kellirph kelofrp kenzieofrps kesha-helps keshaofrph kikohelps kileyjenner killerhales kimofrp kirbyofrp kittenofrph kittysykesofrp kiwiharry kleorahelps kotarps kseniasolohelps lamestagrams leahelps leihelps lenaofrp lenarph letitlea levenofrps lexierps lexs1x1 lilmixofrp lily-ofrph lilyofrph lilyservices lirianahelps lisa-helps literalcorgi litewoods lizarps lizzyrps lmaoofrp loganlerman-rpc logieandboorph lokirph lolahelps lordtubbingtonrph lottieservices louellarps louhelper louiseofrp loveclubofrp lucasofrps lyssaofrp

M-P: macklehelps mackrps macyrps maggieofrp malikmanips maliofrp mandirphs mariaofrps marieofrp marietalks marleyroserps marofrp maryhelps maryletrps mchlcliffrd meganofrp meganrps megroleplays megrps megsreviews melsmanips meowofrp mermaidofrps mermaidsofc miarps mikaylaofrps mikeyhelps mileysrph mimirph minnieperrie minniesrph miyurps momsenrph morkierps mrstomlinsonrph murdaofrps nanaofrp nayagraham nesssarps newgirlofrph nicofrp nicolerph ninirps noblehelper nyaspeaks obsessiveps ofcararry ofwritings padukonerps paigeofrph panhelps paygofrp peace-rph peetaofrp percyhelps perkyrph persward pezrps pezzaassists picohelps pinnockrph pixieslittlerph pjhelps pllrph porcelainhelper poseyofrph princessofrps princessrps punkofrph punkyhelps

Q-S: queenbee-rph queenelsaofrps queenierps queenwrites quinntanahelps rachelrphs radioroleplays rainehelps reedusofrp regularjoerph rheaofrps rianrps ritassists robynfnety roleplay-rpg roleplaycritics rosierph rossumofrp royalhelpers royofrps rpassists rpbitching rphed rphelpr rpher rphs rpoeh rpshoutouts russettofrp ryenofrps rynofrp sara0frp saraofrpg saskarps selena-of-rph selenaservice selenur-rps selgomezofrph sexrrie sexyofrps shannonhelps shannonofrp shanofrph shayofrp shazofrps sheaofrp shinigami-rph shitrps simoneofrp skarsbomerhelps slutrps snowflakerps sofiarph sophiaofrp sophroleplays spearshelp sprinkleofrp squidofrph stanahelpsyou stavorrps stephrps stilesassists stilesofrp stilinskihelps stillesinski stjameshelps stonefieldofrph styles-fck stylesassists sugarofrp summerofrps sundayrps susieofrp

T-Z: tasofrps tatianassists tayaofrp taylorps tayofrph teamloukhelps tearps tezza-ofrph thatindiebitch the-doctor-helps-underused-fcs the-icequeen-helps the-rp-team theothehelper thepondsrph thirlwallsrph throwbackrps timberlakehelps timelordofrp tomhanksrph tonkinofrps traciofrp trashrps trisassists turtleofrp twerkofrp tylerorp unicorn-rph uniquesrph unpopularrph vampofrp vauseisthenewrph virginofrp viviofrp watsons-rph we-rp wendyrph willasrph winnierphs wonderlandofrp yeezusofrps zachandkaylarph zainrps zaynofrps zehnmalick zendallofrp zenjawaadrph zoemeliszrph zoeyrph zourrygay

❝ so i hit three hundred followers a couple days ago after being gone for a month or so and i thought it’d be cute to post a compilation of blogs that have helped me reach this milestone as a small representation of my thanks! that might’ve been a run-on sentence, but hey, idrc. basically, everyone i follow is on this post, except for the ones who’ve been inactive for a week or more. i know how warm i feel when i’m on someone’s ff, so that’s why i included everyone woo. even those who didn’t include me on their follow forevers — they’re on here, too!! as well as non-rph blogs!! because i’m grateful!! and astonished!! how do people like me!! ok enough talking; i’ve lost enough of sense and sanity within every text post i write so this lacks interest and appeal completely. btw i think this won’t be split into any sections bc i am lazy and the baes already know who they are. IN A NUTSHELL (does anyone who isnt a teacher use that expression), I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. YOU’RE ALL SO SO SO IMPORTANT TO NOT EVEN MY FOLLOWER COUNT BUT TO ME ESPECIALLY. i’d become friends with anyone and everyone on this list, which means talk to me. please. ok luv u ur beautiful or handsome and special and lovely and u make my happy and ur DEFINITELY swaggy xoxoxox ❞

❝ # — c

490roleplay ▸ abigailrps ▸ aimeeofrp ▸ aislenrph ▸ akarshnarps ▸ alaskaofrp ▸ alexarph ▸ allieofrph ▸ allydiaservices ▸ amercnapprl ▸ anastasiaofrp ▸ angel1x1 ▸ arizounas ▸ asamiis ▸ ashofrpsashtnofrph ▸ athenaofrp ▸ aubreyrps ▸ audriarps ▸ avarps ▸ babyrph ▸ badassrps ▸ baileyofrp ▸ bambirps ▸ bananagron ▸ bawseofrps ▸ beauthirlful ▸ beccablacks ▸ beccacita ▸ beckyrph ▸ belindaofrp ▸ briannarph ▸ britrps ▸ cabellofrps ▸ calebrior ▸ camlilascabello ▸ stopcaradelevingne ▸ carlierps ▸ carolinaofrp ▸ carolineofrp ▸ chandlerofrp ▸ cheekyofrps ▸ cherubofrp ▸ chloeofrp ▸ christinaofrps ▸ ciararph ▸ cillianhelps ▸ cliffhoodz ▸ corymonteithrp ▸ crissyrps ▸ cuteofrp ▸ cyrusassists 

❝ d — j

dallasofrp ▸ danielle-rp ▸ daniofrps ▸ davefracno ▸ destinyhelps ▸ djofrp ▸ dnnyphantom ▸ drakeroleplays ▸ dreamerofrp ▸ drickiofrps ▸ dumbofrps ▸ ellieraeofrp ▸ ellndgneres ▸ emaleighrps ▸ emiliaofrps ▸ emmieofrp ▸ evaofrp ▸ fabitchrph ▸ fanningrps ▸ ferreirareviews ▸ finchelgraphic ▸ finnickrps ▸ furtadorps ▸ furyofrps ▸ gemmasfyles ▸ gizofrp ▸ graceffahelps ▸ hailiirps ▸ halelucy1x1 ▸ halesofrp ▸ hannahofrps ▸ harbaras ▸ harrays ▸ havenassists ▸ hayleyxorps ▸ hazelgracerph ▸ hemmingsrps ▸ hikikomcri ▸ iamassists ▸ icaraofrp ▸ issaofrp ▸ jackiofrp ▸ jacobofrp ▸ jadeyrps ▸ janicerps ▸ jemmarps ▸ jenhelps ▸ jiamrps ▸ jiffyrps ▸ jocerps ▸ julie-helps

❝ k — p

kaitofrps ▸ kalebrps ▸ kassiassists ▸ kaylaofrp ▸ keirarps ▸ kelofrp ▸ kileyjenner ▸ kirakitsuness ▸ kittysykesofrp ▸ laetitiarph ▸ lanareyrps ▸ larryofrphs ▸ leahelps ▸ ledaofrph ▸ leihelps ▸ lexs1x1 ▸ ljauregiu ▸ lloydassists ▸ lolwhatevs ▸ loriofrp ▸ luxrps ▸ lyssaofrp ▸ macofrp ▸ maslaflinassists ▸ megan1x1 ▸ megaraofrp ▸ mercyofrp ▸ mermaid1x1 ▸ mermaidofrps ▸ miguelitorph ▸ mikasameuls ▸ mikaylaofrps ▸ monroerps ▸ nellytries ▸ nesssarps ▸ niallassists ▸ nicholeofrph ▸ nicotortorlla ▸ noblehelper ▸ ofcararry ▸ ofwalkingdead ▸ peace-rph ▸ perkyrph ▸ perriedwvrds ▸ pezofrp ▸ pinnockrph ▸ ppussymoneyweedprincessesrp ▸ princesslearps ▸ punknouis ▸ punkrps ▸ punkyhelps

❝ q — z

queenbrps ▸ queenrps ▸ rayaofrp ▸ rebeccaofrps ▸ rodenhelper ▸ rphvevo ▸ rpjeez ▸ rpshoutouts ▸ samchelsrph ▸ scottmccaels ▸ secondbreakfastofrp ▸ shanrps ▸ shayofrp ▸ sheaofrp ▸ slutrps ▸ snowhelpsrph ▸ snugpayn ▸ sofiarph ▸ spoodr ▸ sprinkleofrp ▸ squishyrps ▸ staliarps ▸ stilinsksi ▸ stylesassists ▸ swagofrp ▸ tayaofrp ▸ taylorps ▸ tayofrph ▸ tearps ▸ throwbackrps ▸ tommoassists ▸ tommorps ▸ toniofrp ▸ tonyofrps ▸ traciofrp ▸ treeofrps ▸ vanillalxtte ▸ virginofrp ▸ wafflerps ▸ watsons-rph ▸ weebrps ▸ yalydiarp ▸ zainrps ▸ zarrysclifford ▸ zdrenkaofrp ▸ zendallofrp ▸ zjmofrp ▸ zoeofrphs

❝ graphic maker

huge thank you thank you thank you to beccacita my one true love for making the above graphic ur a queen ur a goddess 

❝ 300th follower

shout out 2 calebrior thx man

❝ who i reblog the most according to tumblr aka im ur biggest fan

ashofrps ▸ stopcaradelevingne ▸ audriarps ▸ hikikomcri ▸ asamiis ▸ tayofrph ▸ stylesassists ▸ britrps 

❝ ur all so radical and freakin cute and i hope u know that