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tangled up in you 45k

by missandrogyny (paynner on tumblr) 

Harry blinks once. And blinks again. And says, his voice dangerous: “Niall, did you get me a mail-order bride?”

Because what the actual fuck. It kind of looks like Niall’s just purchased a person. For Harry.

Niall blinks back at him for a few moments, before throwing his head back and howling with laughter. Harry throws a pillow at him. Hard. “No, what the fuck, Harry.”

“A prostitute then?” Harry also doesn’t want a prostitute.

“Of course not!”

“A stripper?”


Damn, he’s running out of ideas. He settles for launching another pillow at Niall’s head. Niall bats it away easily, still laughing. “Stop!”

“What did you get me, then?!” Niall must hear the tinge of hysteria in his voice, because he’s pulling himself together, trying to stop himself from laughing.

There’s still a big grin on his face, though, when he says, “I got you a professional cuddler.”

A professional…what. “What?”

Warmth and Pancakes | Jimin

Prompt: Warm, cozy mornings with Jimin

Warnings: None

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 1.2k

A/N: Mm, I haven’t written in months… literally I think it’s been since September. All I wanna say is thanks for sticking around even though I haven’t written anything, because I know that’s why a lot of you followed me in the first place. Thank you, and please enjoy. Maybe take this as a small excerpt from Clockwork Dreams… a time in their life that was much less complicated.

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