dan: my celebrity crush was j law but now it’s evan p

dan: we like the cock everyone

dan: who’s to say that sucking balls isn’t a good thing

some people who i really just don’t understand: he’s straight


get to know me meme

favourite actresses [2/5] - Jennifer Lawrence

I don’t know if this is why everything has worked so well and I’m not sure I’d recommend this kind of thinking to anyone else, but I’ve always known I’d be successful in acting. I have certainly worked for it.

kidz bop version of dan’s diss track be like:

“so prepare for a snack and by that I mean binge cause these macarons ‘bout to get a bit of a tinge.”

“throw in a really annoying posh voice and, yup, that’s dan, you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh danced with slenderman.”

“so your favorite celebrity was j-law but now it’s evan p.? that’s cool but i’m all for angelina jolie. it’s hard to ask you out over text when you keep it so blurry, i just want to take you out to get a mcflurry”

“before i start crying, let’s wrap this song up
i’m gonna go and get a plate, then get pie and a slice of pizza”