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bts as seven dwarfs

N A M J O O N   -   D O C

S E O K J I N   -   G R U M P Y

Y O O N G I   -   S L E E P Y

H O S E O K   -   H A P P Y

Originally posted by jaayhope

J I M I N   -   B A S H F U L

Originally posted by princejimin

T A E H Y U N G   -   S N E E Z Y

Originally posted by chimtae

J U N G K O O K - D O P E Y

Send me a letter to my inbox.

A- are you single?
B- birthday?
C- crush?
D- did u get ur first kiss?
E- easiest person to talk to?
F- favorite song?
G- good at?
H- hair color?
I- in love?
J- jealous of?
K- known as?
L- longest relationship?
M- middle name?
N- number?
O- one wish?
P- person last texted?
Q- question always asked?
R- reason to smile?
S- song last listened to
T- time you woke up?
U- 3 biggest wishes?
V- violent moment?
W- worst fear?
X- ex you still liked after it was ended?
Y- your last hug?
Z- zodiac sign?

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Updated Masterlist | 4.23.17

{Every time I update, I will change the date }

T O M  H O L L A N D 

Dating Tom Holland Would Include
You and Me
A Total Mess
More Like Her
Hands to Myself
Honest  |||  Part Two 
Tom & OFC
Prank Imagine 
Ex-Girlfriend Interview Imagine
Lovey Dovey Interview Imagine
Celebrity Crush Interview Imagine
Dressing Formal Imagine 
Thanking Tom Imagine
Facetiming Tom Imagine

P E T E R  P A R K E R 

Let it Grow 
Atoms
Just Smile
Secrets
Stay Away
Savior
Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman
Closed Door
Rain-Check
Finding You Outside Imagine
Finding Out Imagine
Finding Out (shorter version) Imagine
Project Help Imagine ||| Part Two 

J U G H E A D  J O N E S 

What Do You Feel ||| Part Two 
Black Sheep 

A R C H I E   A N D R E W S 

Misplaced Trust
Never Alone

C H R I S  E V A N S 

Stolen
Stone Cold Sober
Far From Boring 
Fatherhood Interview Imagine
Father Chris Imagine
Spilling The Beans Imagine
Taking Off Shirt Imagine
Giving In Imagine
Meeting New Boyfriend Imagine
Laughing Game Imagine
Divorcing Chris Imagine
That Look Imagine

S T E V E  R O G E R S 

Age Of Ultron Imagine
Asking For Permission Imagine
Disagreeing Sokovia Accords Imagine

S E B A S T I A N  S T A N 

Drunken Nights
Simple Hello  ||| Part Two
First We Had  ||| Part Two
Parting Ways
Annoyed Imagine
Don’t You Do That Interview Imagine

B U C K Y  B A R N E S 

Doll
Ghost 
Flawed
Brain Scrambled Imagine
Steve Telling Bucky Imagine
Afraid To Leave Imagine
Finding Out He Killed Imagine
Sent To Kill Imagine

T J  H A M M O N D 

She’ll Be The Death ||| Part Two 

J E F F E R S O N 

Wildflower

S H A W N  M E N D E S 

Roses

H A R R Y  S T Y L E S 

War Is Love |||  Part Two
Reaction Imagine
Caught In Interview Imagine

E D D I E  R E D M A Y N E 

Three Words
Panicked Interview Imagine
Platonic Interview Imagine
Platonic Interview Part Two Imagine
Costar Imagine

N E W T  S C A M A N D E R 

Newt Dating a Muggle / No-Maj
The Greatest Creation |||  Part Two
Yer A Wizard
I Wouldn’t Mind / OFC
Talking About You Imagine
Amazed By You Imagine
Dramatic & Sick You Imagine

E Z R A  M I L L E R 

Low-Cut

C R E D E N C E  B A R E B O N E

My Credence Plea
Under The Mistletoe
Monsters Lyrics
Helping Him Imagine
Helping You Imagine

D R A C O  M A L F O Y 

Bite The Hand That Feeds
Last Straw
Change Of Heart

H E R M I O N E  G R A N G E R 

Flustered Times
Good Advice
Crush Imagine

F R E D  W E A S L E Y 

Sentimental Gift Ft. George Weasley
Lost & Found
Take Care Imagine

S I R I U S  B L A C K 

The Return Of The Jackal
Son Imagine
All This Time Imagine
Getting Killed Imagine

R E M U S  L U P I N 

Sneaking In Late Imagine

H A R R Y  P O T T E R 

A Nervous Wreck
Dumbledore’s Army Imagine

H P  A E S T H E T I C S / M O O D B O A R D S 

Slytherin 
Slytherin 2
Herbology

S C O T T  M C C A L L 

Innocently Deadly
Finding Out Imagine

S T I L E S  S T I L I N S K I 

Denying You Imagine

P E T E R  H A L E 

Being The Reason Imagine
Leave Me Alone Imagine

S P E N C E R  R E I D 

Being Late Imagine
Your Voice Imagine

A A R O N  H O T C H N E R 

Jack’s Favorite Babysitter Imagine
Jack’s Favorite Part Two Imagine

BANA BİR HARF GÖNDER

A : SENİ SEVİYORUM

B : HARİKASIN

C : SENDEN NEFRET EDİYORUM

Ç : EN İYİ DUMANİSTSİN

D : MÜZİK ZEVKİN HARİKA

E : ÇOK GÜZELSİN

F : KENDİNİ BEĞENMİŞSİN 

G : BLOGUN ÇOK GÜZEL

Ğ : BLOGUNU KAPAT TERKET BURAYI

H : SENİNLE TANIŞMAK İSTİYORUM

I : İLHAM KAYNAĞIMSIN

İ : SEVGİLİM OLSANA

J : SANA AŞIĞIM

K : BLOGUN ÇOK KÖTÜ

L : SENİ UZAKTAN SEVİYORUM

M : HAYATIMSIN

N : BENDEN UZAK OL

O : İYİSİN

Ö : RUH İKİZİYİZ

P : TANIŞSAYDIK KESİNLİKLE ÇOK İYİ ANLAŞIRDIK

R : BENİM OLMANI İSTERDİM

S : SENİ KISKANIYORUM

Ş : OLMASAN DA OLUR

T : MELEK GİBİ BİRİSİN

U : ÇEKİCİSİN

Ü : SEKSİSİN

V : TATLISIN

Y : PLAYLISTIN ÇOK GÜZEL

Z : BLOGUNDA HUZUR BULUYORUM

Age Regression + Get To Know Me Asks

A. What age do you usually regress to?
B. Do you use a bottle?
C. Do you have a caregiver?
D. Do you use diapers?
E. Favorite thing to eat?
F. Favorite fruit?
G. Favorite place to go when you feel little?
H. Something that makes you happy?
I. Favorite ice cream?
J. Favorite juice?
K. Are you a kitten or other pet?
L. Favorite thing about being little?
M. Favorite little space movie?
N. What’s your name?
O. How old are you?
P. Do you use pacifiers?
Q. A habit you wish you could quit?
R. Favorite nursery rhyme?
S. Favorite stuffie?
T. Favorite little space TV show?
U. Something unique about you?
V. Favorite veggie?
W. Where are you from?
X. (The best x word I can think of its xylophone so….) What’s your favorite instrument?
Y. Favorite time of year?
Z. Favorite animal to see at the zoo?

Send me a letter?

A - Are you allergic to anything?
B - Birthday?
C - Cats, dogs or both?
D - Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?
E - Early bird or night owl?
F - Favourite food?
G - Good at?
H - Hair colour?
I - Is there something you wish you could change about yourself?
J - Jealous or laid back?
K - Kiss or hug?
L - Look for in a partner?
M - Middle name?
N - Name something you love?
O - One wish?
P - Perfect day out?
Q - Question of your choice - ask away!
R - Reason why people should smile more?
S - Something that makes you happy?
T - Tell me something random about yourself?
U - Under the influence of alcohol you are likely to?
V - Vampire, zombie, mermaid or ghost?
W - What’s your favourite colour?
X - X-rays - had any? Why?
Y - Your biggest fear?
Z - Zodiac sign?

Invade mi ask.

A. ¿de dónde eres?

B. ¿Mostrarías una foto tuya?

C. ¿Quién es tu crush?

D. ¿Qué te excita?

E. ¿Cuál era tu juego favorito de pequeñ@?

F. ¿Nalgadas o mordidas?

G. ¿Te gusta el role play?

H. ¿color favorito?

I. ¿hetero, gay, bi, o extraterrestre?

J. ¿noche o día?

K. ¿con o sin luces?

L. ¿Amando o sin amar?

M. ¿algo que no te excite?

N. Una locura que hayas hecho.

O. ¿qué edad tienes?

P. ¿saldrías conmigo?

Q. ¿Posición favorita?

R. Una fantasía que tengas.

S. Harías trío?

T. ¿Eres celos@?

U. ¿tienes pareja?

V. ¿cuál es tu signo zodiacal?

W. ¿cuándo cumples años?

X. ¿duro o suave?

Y. ¿has tenido amigos con beneficios?

Z. Pregunta gratis.


L.

BTS As Boyfriends [Kind of M]

J I N :

~Very nurturing and kind
~Loves to take care of you
~Is the kind of boyfriend to cheer you up with lame jokes
~Laughs at his own jokes so you don’t have to
~Buys you food
~Feeds you and then eats food off your body
~Relationship that lasts long just like him


N A M J O O N :

~You talk about deep stuff together
~Shows you new music
~Long walks
~You stick your finger in his dimples
~Overprotective just like a daddy
~Calls you princess
~Loves to nestle his head on your neck when you’re lying down or when he’s on top of you

H O S E O K :

~e n e r g e t i c bf
~is up for everything
~will call you randomly to tell you he loves you
~closed sheets because you have the actual sun next to you
~doesn’t really curse even when he’s mad he only does when you please him
~shows you dance routines and then puts his hips to better use

T A E H Y U N G :

~just really fun to be around
~even if you break up you’re still friends
~karaoke nights
~tries to impress you with his rapping skills and other skills
~tries not to smile when he looks at you
~cuddles and spanks

Y O O N G I :

~chill boyfriend
~has no amount of swag around you
~you hold his big veiny hand and his big veiny something else
~will not tell you he loves you for a while (even though he does) and then one day he suddenly blurts it out like it’s no biggie
~will look at you as if he’s judging you but he’s actually thinking how much he adores you
~car rides where the wind blows your hair and you blow him

J I M I N :

~blushes a lot and you kiss his blushed cheeks
~c o m p l i m e n t s
~he’s soft but he can be rough
~teaches you how to dance
~pets your hair when you have your head on his lap
~ you have great sex when he’s angry
~“Y/N,let’s go get burgers”
“I’m not in the mood for burgers”
“Yeah burgers suck, forget burgers”

J U N G K O O K :

~shows off so much but you love it
~you challenge his cockiness all the time
~“Hey, y/n, look what I can do!”
~“Y/N, I can do that too!”
~“Hey, y/n, watch me while I do this!”
~beats you at every game but buys you toys to make it better any kind of toys you want
~ you lick his abs


That was it for today :) not as nsfw as the rest but ㄱ(¤~¤) here you go

Send requests!

Throne of Glass name game

YES I’M JUST PROCRASTINATING WORK #sorrynotsorry have fun with these as well ;)

1) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D - Aelin
E F G - Rowan
H I J - Chaol
K L M - Dorian
N O P - Manon
Q R S - Lysandra
T U V - Elide
W X - Aedion
Y Z - Maeve

2) Your LAST letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - wants to
E F G H - likes to
I J K L - loves to
M N O P - needs to
Q R S T U - refuses to
V W X Y Z - hates to

3) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B - play doctor
C D - kill people
E F - have sex
G H - fight
I J - make out
K L - dance
M N - go shopping
O P - cry about their feelings
Q R - watch their enemies suffer
S T U  - get drunk
V W X - flirt
Y Z - be dom

4) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B - with Rowan
C D - with Dorian
D E - with Manon
F G - with Asterin
H I - with Abraxos
I J - with Erawan
K L - with Chaol
M N - with Sam
O P - with Aelin
Q R - with Cairn
S T - with Lorcan
U V - with Lysandra
W X - with Maeve
Y Z - with Elide

*** Mine is “Dorian refuses to have sex with Rowan”

ACOTAR Name Game

I took this idea from a post I saw this morning, have fun. :)

1) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D - Feyre
E F G - Rhysand
H I J - Lucien
K L M - Cassian
N O P - Azriel
Q R S - Morrigan
T U V - Nesta
W X - Elain
Y Z - Tamlin

2) Your LAST letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - wants to
E F G H - likes to
I J K L - loves to
M N O P - needs to
Q R S T U - refuses to
V W X Y Z - hates to

3) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B - go camping
C D - kill people
E F - have sex
G H - fight
I J - make out
K L - dance
M N - defeat Hybern
O P - cry
Q R - watch their enemies suffer
S T U  - get drunk
V W X - go treasure-hunting
Y Z - play hide-and-seek

4) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B - with Morrigan
C D - with Tamlin
D E - with Nesta
F G - with Cassian
H I - with Rhysand
I J - with Lucien
K L - with the mortal queens
M N - with Elain
O P - with Ianthe
Q R - with Feyre
S T - with Amarantha
U V W - with Azriel
X Y Z - with Papa Archeron

Mine is “Cassian refuses to have sex with Morrigan” LOL

Tea FAQ Post

Last updated 8/24/17

A | B | C | D | E | F| G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X

Y | Z

Click the title link to scroll the tag in its entirety! I am tagging every FAQ page post as “torquewitchfaq” and will be updating each with all the sections in alphabetical order once they are all posted. Tumblr deleted my entire A-Z post links, so I’m doing these by section instead.

*These redirect to my blog in order to avoid if/when accounts deactivate! Please note that this may not work on mobile.

Tea

ABCDress Up Challenge:

Send me a character and a letter and I’ll draw them:

A) Formal
B) Semi Formal
C) Street Fashion
D) Preppy
E) Punk or Goth
F) Pastel
G) Vintage (specify decade/year)
H) Swimwear
I) Sleepwear
J) Lingerie
K) Cosplay
L) Royal
M) Clothes Swap or Redesigned Original
N) Wedding
O) Christmas
P) Fall Fashion
Q) Summer Fashion
R) Night Out/Date Night
S) Halloween
T) School Uniform
U) Animal Inspired
V) Winter Fashion
W) Profession Inspired
X) Tron
Y) Steampunk
Z) Spring Fashion

bad/great idea generator

month born in

jan: eat
feb: lick
march: touch
april: melt
may: embrace
june: bedazzle
july: explode
aug: sell
sep: drown
oct: fuck
nov: dance with
dec: run over

first letter of middle name

a: a bag of dicks
b: your groceries
c: your parents house
d: a tv
e: your friends computer
f: all your cabinets
g: fireworks
h: a nuke
i: balloons
j: your local congressman
k: the manga section of a bookstore
l: the president
m: the entire continent
n: a sandcastle
o: a hive of bees
p: the last thing you touched
q: the deceleration of independence
r: a mcdonalds
s: capitalism
t: ikea
u: the crafts section of walmart
v: dinosaurs
w: the wetlands
x: the moon
y: an anthill
z: the star wars franchise