j stin

i don’t know what’s more shocking, is it the fact that we got 90 million votes for bbmas or that j*stin bieber is younger than yoongi

anonymous asked:

im an army but i reaaaally dont want bts to go

i mean yeah, i dont rlly want them to be near j*stin n other assholes but theyre gonna be there no matter what :-/// in fact im rlly scared abt how they’ll treat bts.. i rlly hope the attendees wont pull stupid shit n be rude…..

Vanessa: *is a comp beast*

Vanessa: *has had a HUGE hand in almost every eviction this season*

Vanessa: *gave us the J*son blindside (aka DRAMA) that finally awoke the JJM side of the house*

Vanessa: *proceeded to decimate the JJM side of the house*

Vanessa: *went from being at the bottom of a shitty 3 person alliance with J*ce and A*stin to being the head of the most dominant alliance of the season*

Vanessa: *evicted the 2 biggest assholes of the season, J*ff and A*stin, after making them countless times beg at her feet for mercy and safety*

Vanessa: *got into arguments with like basically everyone at this point?, giving us much needed drama, tears and confrontations*

Vanessa: *literally nominated 10 people for eviction, including every single guy who lasted past the first week (a personal favorite lol)*

Vanessa: *has been a constant source of craziness and entertainment*

Vanessa: gave us the ICONIC “you must be like, silly!” plus great reaction shots*

Vanessa: *has been an overall ruthless player bathing in the blood of the lesser houseguests*

People in this tag: well she’s rich and ~emotional~ so fuck her she doesn’t dEsErVe to win!!!

John: *IDSAYUFGETUTGSEHOI!!!!- AFGAYGFNAOIJ* *gets evicted* *hasn’t at all taken an active role in this game/literally has done shit*

Same people in this tag: YESSSS DADDY FUCK ME UP HAVE MY BABIES GREATEST PLAYER EVER OMG SO ~ADORABLE~ JOHN FOR BB WINNER JOHN FOR AFP JOHN FOR PRESIDENT *3512436143 screenshots of his face*

Y’all

y’all every goddamn year: GIVE ME SOME FIGHTS 

queen vanessa: *masterminds a fight with j*ff and sends the misoginistic fuckboy home*

y’all every goddamn year: everything is so predictable ugh 

queen vanessa: changes her mind 1237658147 times and eventually blindsides an entire group of people+non-feeders

y’all every goddamn year: where’s the drama where are the tears??

queen vanessa: makes J*ff and A*stin cry like babies and beg at her feet to not be sent home

y’all every goddamn year: i want a strong female player who is also a minority and who only targets men and is great at comps and is strategic and runs a big powerful alliance

queen vanessa: exists

y’all: nah, let’s root for the straight white boys who have been of no relevance all season/the second misoginistic fuckboy/mister “i make transphobic comments left and right”

queen vanessa: