j peters

gretamaya  asked:

Top 5 books

Okay wow I am going to just go off the cuff and do the first ones that come to mind otherwise this will take eight years because I’ll try to rearrange it too many times, so. Again, in no particular order: 

  1. Fangirl (Rainbow Rowell): The adorable novel about fanfiction that owns my entire soul.
  2. Peter Pan (J.M. Barrie): This book makes me weep. I made the mistake of reading it over the christmas break in high school when I was applying for colleges so I was already a little sensitive about the whole “growing up” thing and oh my god was that a poor choice.
  3. The Poisonwood Bible (Barbara Kingsolver): I adored everything about this book, what a phenomenal read.
  4. Americanah (Chimamanda Ngozie Adichie): Everything she writes is amazing, but this book was a complete revelation. Thoroughly recommended.
  5. Spoiled (Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan): These two write Go Fug Yourself, which is a hilarious fashion blog, and this YA story is just so cute and funny and smiley.
This probably happened.
  • Mcgonagall: *looks left*
  • Mcgonagall: *sees James attempting to pick Peter up on his shoulders so he can reach the top of the Christmas tree in the great hall*
  • Mcgonagall: *looks right*
  • Mcgonagall: *sees Sirius casting storm clouds over the heads of unsuspecting first years and laughing as they jump at the thunder*
  • Mcgonagall: *looks straight ahead*
  • Mcgonagall: *sees Remus advising his friends on more successful ways to do the tasks they are attempting to achieve*
  • Mcgonagall: *stares intently at watch*
  • Mcgonagall: *muttering under breath* come on come on come on
  • Mcgonagall: *the second watch hits four* SCHOOLS OVER YOU LIL SHITS ARE NO LONGER MY RESPONSIBILITY I HAVE SOME DOWNTOWN ABBY TO WATCH PEACE OUT BITCHES
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Captions! Click to see ‘em!

Last two commissions for @zoe-nirvana! And again, sort of doubles as a gift for @atopfourthwall, since the jokes are courtesy of his TSSM episode review. I was allowed to pick one of the jokes, and well

I couldn’t pass up JJJ drawing in crayon.

Thanks for commissioning me!