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Look, Squad Leader Hange is great, but they don’t have a life plan. They don’t even have a day plan. I once found a note they wrote to themselves that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.
—  Moblit
2p reaction to a squirrel crawling down there pants

Jason J, Jones/ 2p America: *is screaming and his dogs keep biting his butt trying to get it* 

James Williams/ 2p Canada: “….what are you doing?”

Louis Boneyfoy/ 2p France: * keeps hitting his butt till the squirrel runs out his pants leg and he jut passes out defeated by a squirrel*

Oliver Kirkland/ 2p England: *grabs it by the tail and throws it across the yard* “OH god my butt…i think i need to be check for rabies now” :,(

Sergei Braninsky/ 2p Russia: *screaming and running the yard*

Yang Wang / 2p china: “WRONG TYPE OF NUTS!!!” 

Siegfried Beilschmidt./ 2p Germany: “ CRAP GET IT OUT, IT THINK IT TRYING TO STORE IT NUTS IN BUTT! HELP ME SOMEONE!!!”

Luciano Vargas/ 2p Italy: *AGH LOOKS LIKE I AM HAVING SQUIRREL FOR DINNER!!!”

Flavio Vargas/ 2p Romano: * hits his leg with a bat and end up hurting him self*

Klaus Beilschmidt./ 2p Prussia: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” *rips hi pants off and trips over his feet and face plants on the ground* 

Kuro Honda/ 2p Japan: “GET IT OUT GET IT FUCKING OUT, I THINK IT JUST FUCKING BITE ME!!!”

Ryszard Edelstein/ 2p Austria: *it comes up to his shoulder and sits there for the rest of the day* 

Santiago Fernández Carriedo/ 2p Spain: *gets it out of his pants and goes home to take a nap since he is to tired to deal with this*

Anastasia Braninsky/ 2p Belarus: “SNOW WHITE NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM!!!”

Maryska Braninsky/2p Ukraine: *shacks her skirt and it falls out and rolls away* “the fuck just happen?”

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1. Hokus Pokus - ICP

2. Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J

3. Sag My Pants - Hopsin

4. Berserk - Eminem

5. Candy Shop - 50 Cent

6. I Need Help - Hopsin

7. Power Glove - Knife Party

8. Where the Hood At - DMX