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a mood.

*creepy ass piano*

you are gonna kill your mother, don’t feel guilty-

kill ur mother.

rather than humiliate her, k i l l i n g. ur mother. is the merciful thing to dooo.


Ja son darling, don’t get nervous. I’m right here and at your service. lOOk I’m calm and self deluded, gr Ate fUL. cause I hope. you’ll do what I pray you’ll doooo.


⚆ _ ⚆ go ahead and kill ur mother.

(ʘ‿ʘ) nOt with G U N S but k ill ur mother.

rather than humiliate her

k i l l i n g  y o u r  m o t h e r is the merciful thing to doooo.




ohmygod.

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                  e:     i     d r e a m t     a b o u t     f l y i n g     t h e     o t h e r     n i g h t .
                                                                  j: oh yeah?
                                                                    e: yeah.
                                   j:     g o     o n ,     t e l l     m e     a b o u t     i t .

Throne of Glass name game

YES I’M JUST PROCRASTINATING WORK #sorrynotsorry have fun with these as well ;)

1) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D - Aelin
E F G - Rowan
H I J - Chaol
K L M - Dorian
N O P - Manon
Q R S - Lysandra
T U V - Elide
W X - Aedion
Y Z - Maeve

2) Your LAST letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - wants to
E F G H - likes to
I J K L - loves to
M N O P - needs to
Q R S T U - refuses to
V W X Y Z - hates to

3) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B - play doctor
C D - kill people
E F - have sex
G H - fight
I J - make out
K L - dance
M N - go shopping
O P - cry about their feelings
Q R - watch their enemies suffer
S T U  - get drunk
V W X - flirt
Y Z - be dom

4) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B - with Rowan
C D - with Dorian
D E - with Manon
F G - with Asterin
H I - with Abraxos
I J - with Erawan
K L - with Chaol
M N - with Sam
O P - with Aelin
Q R - with Cairn
S T - with Lorcan
U V - with Lysandra
W X - with Maeve
Y Z - with Elide

*** Mine is “Dorian refuses to have sex with Rowan”

Z O D I A C O

Es el círculo donde se distribuyen los signos; representa un cinturón de constelaciones que rodea nuestro sistema solar y para la astrología moderna se divide en doce partes iguales de 30º cada una.

En el mundo existen una variedad considerable de zodiacos por cada cultura y época, sin embargo el que emplea la astrología es el zodiaco occidental tropical.


  • Signos del Zodiaco Occidental Tropical

♈ Aries                   ♎Libra

♉Tauro                   ♏Escorpio

♊Géminis               ♐Sagitario

♋Cáncer                ♑Capricornio

♌Leo                     ♒Acuario

♍Virgo                   ♓Piscis


Estos signos se agrupan en la ciencia astrológica de acuerdo con varias modalidades, formas, características y significados.

  • División binaria de polaridades

S i g n o s   p o s i t i v o s, representan la exteriorización y la emisión, y son también llamados signos masculinos: Aries, Géminis, Leo, Libra, Sagitario y Acuario

S i g n o s   n e g a t i v o s, representan la interiorización y la recepción, y son también llamados signos femeninos: Tauro, Cáncer, Virgo, Escorpio, Capricornio y Piscis

  • División terciaria de atributos

S i g n o s   c a r d i n a l e s, que representan la iniciativa, innovación, audacia y la ambición: Aries, Cáncer, Libra y Capricornio

S i g n o s   f i j o s, que representan la autoridad, estabilidad, firmeza y la paciencia: Tauro, Leo, Escorpio y Acuario

S i g n o s   m u t a b l e s, que representan la adaptación, inteligencia, simpatía y humanismo: Géminis, Virgo, Sagitario y Piscis

  • División cuaternaria de elementos

S i g n o s   d e   f u e g o, representan fuerza, pasión, energía: Aries, Leo y Sagitario

S i g n o s   d e   t i e r r a, representan sensación, estabilidad, decisión: Tauro, Virgo y Capricornio

S i g n o s   d e   a i r e, representan cambios, pensamientos, comunicación: Géminis, Libra y Acuario

S i g n o s   d e   a g u a, representan intuición, arte, sentimientos: Cáncer, Escorpio y Piscis


La importancia de los signos dentro del zodiaco dependerá de cómo se posicionen en el mapa natal y su relación con los planetas, aspectos y asteroides.

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ACOTAR Name Game

I took this idea from a post I saw this morning, have fun. :)

1) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D - Feyre
E F G - Rhysand
H I J - Lucien
K L M - Cassian
N O P - Azriel
Q R S - Morrigan
T U V - Nesta
W X - Elain
Y Z - Tamlin

2) Your LAST letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - wants to
E F G H - likes to
I J K L - loves to
M N O P - needs to
Q R S T U - refuses to
V W X Y Z - hates to

3) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B - go camping
C D - kill people
E F - have sex
G H - fight
I J - make out
K L - dance
M N - defeat Hybern
O P - cry
Q R - watch their enemies suffer
S T U  - get drunk
V W X - go treasure-hunting
Y Z - play hide-and-seek

4) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B - with Morrigan
C D - with Tamlin
D E - with Nesta
F G - with Cassian
H I - with Rhysand
I J - with Lucien
K L - with the mortal queens
M N - with Elain
O P - with Ianthe
Q R - with Feyre
S T - with Amarantha
U V W - with Azriel
X Y Z - with Papa Archeron

Mine is “Cassian refuses to have sex with Morrigan” LOL

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J e s u s & D a r y l

~ Badass  b o y f r i e n d s  with knowledge of  f l o w e r s  and  k i l l i n g


(Not my gifs, just the one with Jesus saying “It’s settled” *7 gif credit to @mymadnesswon * )

نظرية أمريكية جميلة جدًّا استوقفتني كثيرًا !!

وهي كالتالي :

If : إذا
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

are equal to :

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

إذا أعطي كل حرف في اللغة وزنًا بناءً على ترتيبه الأبجدي، مثلًا أول حرف هو A ووزنه يساوي 1 وآخر حرف Z ووزنه يساوي 26 ..

فإن :

🔸العمل الجاد 🔸

( H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ) =

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%

🔸 المعرفة 🔸
( K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E ) =

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

🔸الحب 🔸
( L+O+V+E ) =

12+15+22+5 = 54%

🔸الحظ 🔸
( L+U+C+K ) :

12+21+3+11 = 47%

💡لا شيء مما سبق سوف يعطيك نتيجة 100% التي تريد 😊

إذا هل هي ، ،

🔸النقود 🔸؟؟؟

💡 طبعاً لا !!!

( M+O+N+E+Y )=

13+15+14+5+25=72%

🔸القيادة 🔸؟

💡أيضا لا !!

( L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P ) =

12+5+1+4+5+
18+19+8+9+16= 97%

💡لكل مشكلة حل ، فقط ربما إذا غيرنا سلوكنا وأسلوبنا في التعامل ..

🔸السلوك 🔸 “ATTITUDE”

( A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ) =

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

✨ إذاً :-

💡إذا غيرنا سلوكنا تجاه الحياة ،
سوف نحدث تغير حقيقي
في حياتنا بإذن الله ..

نظرية حققها الإسلام قبل 14 قرن ونصف
﴿إِنَّ اللَّهَ لَا يُغَيِّرُ مَا بِقَوْمٍ حَتَّى يُغَيِّرُوا مَا بِأَنْفُسِهِم )..

a couple that got extremely rich by doing illegal stuff and now traveling over the entire world 1st class and sleeping in expensive hotels under false id’s, smoking weed and having sex in every corner of the room and police trying to catch them so they die their hair a lot and don’t call each other by their real names in public. and basically just a lot of bad ass stuff.

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 for all your love of a fight, you’re always the first to talk about running for cover / click for hq

Quick lil PSA - Fancy Font

For those of us, (including myself), who struggle to read the fancy font - Here’s the entire alphabet written out; with double spacing, for reference, (upper case first, then lower case):

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

Please reblog to spread this.

(I’m putting this in the community tags that I’m a part of because of the overlap with reading/visual processing difficulties).

RQ Name Game

1.) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D E - Maven
F G H I J - Evangelo
K L M N O - Farley
P Q R S T - Kilorn
U V W X - Cal
Y Z -Mare


2.) Your LAST letter of your LAST
name.

A B C D E F G - wants to
H I J K L M N - loves to
O P Q R S T - likes to
U V W X Y Z - hates to

3.) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B C - kill people
D E F - catch fish
G H I - fight
J K L - dance
M N O - eat
P Q R - watch their enemies suffer
S T U - sleep
V W X - watch the dawn
Y Z - bitch

3.) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - with Mare
E F G H I - with Maven
J K L M - with Cal
N O P Q - with Farley
R S T U - with Evangeline
V W X - with Kilorn
Y - with Gisa
Z - with Elara


WE TRIED IT WITH OUR NAMES
Tea:
FARLEY LOVES TO CATCH FISH WITH MAVEN
Dragon:
CAL WANTS TO FIGHT WITH MAVEN (LMAO PRETTY ACCURATE)
how accurate is yours?

Harry Potter Masterlist

I really haven’t written very much yet, but I thought I’d post a masterlist anyway to help with any problems organization wise. Also, sidenote: I’m hoping to have more up soonish, so thanks for being patient ily. 

total works: 12

♡ = personal favorites

☆ = fan favorites

Golden Trio Era

D R A C O   M A L F O Y

Imagines:

in which y/n’s studying charms at the library, but the only thing draco seems to be studying is her.

in which y/n has a new boyfriend and draco doesn’t approve. 

F R E D   W E A S L E Y 

Imagines:

in which y/n is trying to study for her potions exam and the weasley twins can’t seem to shut up.

in which fred certainly isn’t jealous when george helps y/n practice quidditch.

y/n’s feeling down so fred tells her some of the things he finds beautiful about her. 

 G E O R G E   W E A S L E Y 

Imagines:

in which george walks in on y/n singing and likes what he hears. 

in which molly introduces george and y/n and fluff ensues.

Blurbs:

meeting george after the war.

R O N   W E A S L E Y 

Imagines:

in which ron is too nervous to ask y/n out so he follows her around instead.

in which ron catches y/n staring and is just a little bit too pleased.

H A R R Y   P O T T E R 

Imagines:

  • coming soon

N E V I L L E   L O N G B O T T O M 

Imagines:

in which neville and y/n are partners in herbology and have to work outside of class.

C E D R I C   D I G G O R Y 

Imagines:

in which cedric proposes to y/n after the triwizard tournament.

in which cedric is adorable to wake up to the morning after his and y/n’s wedding.

O T H E R

  • Mixed Emotions

in which y/n has found herself in a love triangle with the weasley twins

Marauders Era

S I R I U S   B L A C K 

  • coming soon

R E M U S   L U P I N 

  • coming soon 

J A M E S   P O T T E R

  • coming soon


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