Anus Backrolls Come through Detox Eat it! Fuck you, Alyssa Go back to Party City where you belong! Halleloo I’ve had it, officaly Jasmine Masters Katya Let’s get sickning!! Mama Not today Satan Okurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Peanut Butter Qween Ru Paul’s Drag Race has fucked up drag Sugar Daddy Tyra is a complete bitch UNHhhh Violet Chacki Willam Zamolodchikova
161215 BTS Japan Official Fanmeeting VOL.3 in Osaka D2
Namjoon: Welcome everyone to our fanmeeting. I’m your leader, Rapmon.
Yoongi: I’m Suga.
Taehyung: Natural perm~ I’m V!
Jimin: Everyone, I’m Jimin.
Hoseok: Make some noise! Wow, Osaka’s boy, boy meets Osaka. Everyone, Hope, Hope, I’m J-hope.
Seokjin: Hi everyone, I’m Jin.
Jungkook: Osaka’s man. I’ll protect y’all. I’m Jungkook!
Quiz Game: ARMY Master
MC: We have been receiving questions about the members up until last time, now I’ll ask you questions about the most precious presence to you, ARMY.
Taehyung: The one who got it correct the most will be ARMY Master? MC: That’s right.
Jimin: ARMY Master is me.
Namjoon: Everyone, look at the spelling of “ARMY”. There’s me in “aRMy”.
Yoongi: The one who knows ARMY the most is me, genius Suga.
Seokjin: Hold on, I see ARMY even in my dreams too. ARMY Master is me, Jin!
MC: How many points should we give the first question?
Taehyung: It’s ARMY so 10,000 points.
Q: What’s the full name of ARMY? (10,000 points)
Seokjin:Angel, Real, My, Yes!!
Jimin: Army, Real, My love ARMY! Yo! I love you!
Taehyung: Apple, Replay apple, My apple, Yappari (indeed) apple. Namjoon: All wrong. Everyone knows this right? It’s Adorable MC Representative for Youth. ✔
Yoongi: Arigato (thank you), Renshu (practice), Muzukashii (difficult), Yoshi (okay).
MC: Rapmon-ssi, correct!
platonic Yoonmin) Angst, Death involved, drubble. words: +400 Summary:
Today I was reading about a bike ride in a book I recently bought and you appeared in my mind, when we were young and we used to ride as fast as we can, feeling the wind between our hair, while our cheeks were freezing.
We Were Born To Die
angst, fluffly, Major Illness involved, death involved, sex scene. words:
Until now I envy the infant’s carelessness, a child is a perfect creature, unblemished from the world’s brutality, unaware and unconcerned of the wickedness hidden in the lowest and remote angle of human kind.
I hate U (request) fluffy, light sex scene, angst, internet friends. Chapters: 1 || 2 || 3 Summary: For months I searched a guy in vain, I might take it as a game. I bite my lip looking at my computer on the table. A game. I just have to see it as a game. I swallow the water and I put the glass on the sink.
His Voice Smut, sexting, public sex, kinky. words: +2k Summary:
The phone’s vibration made you gasp. You looked around, then you took your phone from your bag unlocking it to look at the message you just received. “That red lipstick really suits your lips, hon.”
Kinky Cards Adultfic, AU, Het, Kink, NSFW, Oneshot, choke, exhibitionism, fellatio, oral sex, alchool, handjob
“Rules are easy” The blond guy began as he took the cards. “Each suit has a meaning. For example: I took hearts, this suit means “kissing” and it means that the person that takes this card has to kiss the girl, or the boy, that the bottle indicates” He said smirking at you “The number on the card represents the number of minutes each act have to last”.
PlayRoom smut, kinky, V p.o.v, tied up, choke, words: +2k Summary: She was my favorite, for sure, and I loved marking her. Every mark was something of ours. Every night were hours in which she was mine.Only mine.
First Time fluffy, smut, first time, language barriers. Words: +3k Summary: You couldn’t deny to have been pretty worried as you heard he was going to visit your city. How could you have talked since he didn’t speak your language?
Dream of Me (Padawan!Reader x Master!Obi-Wan Kenobi)
A lot of y’all have requested an imagine like this, so I hope you enjoy! Have a good Valentine’s! Just as a warning, here be smut!
You hadn’t started out as Obi-Wan’s padawan. For the first ten years or so of your training, you’d been under Master J’Org. But after you turned 18, your beloved master died, leaving you only partly trained and devastated. Your friend, Obi-Wan, though, put a stop to this.
He’d lost his master, too, and was there for you when you needed a shoulder to cry on or some friendly advice. He helped you to be strong, and therefore the council thought that he would be a good candidate for finishing your training. His padawan, Anakin Skywalker, had recently become a knight, so he was able to take a new apprentice on at any time. He was kind enough to choose you.
That was two years ago. Now, the two of you had become even closer friends, and, if you were being honest, your feelings for him were beginning to grow even stronger than that. He was so kind and handsome, and you were so lucky to be learning from him. It would be easy for anyone to fall in love with him, and you were no exception.
I’m sorry guys, this turned out not as good as I wanted it to be, I don’t know why but I don’t like this chapter even though I revised it several times. :( Hope you enjoy it anyways, I’m really sorry. <3 :(
Nerve chapter 6
One week later you were standing in Mr
J’s master bedroom trying on some clothes he had „bought“ for
you that day you and him were at this boutique in the city
It was late in the evening and he
wasn’t home, probably in his club running business or whatever.
He didn’t want you to come with him, he
was kinda overprotective in front of you since he shot down the
henchmen, who was staring at you whilst your fitting in the boutique.
You couldn’t figure out why he was like
that, you were just a toy to him, a pretty play thing you thought,
and suddenly he behaved like that?
This was odd.
But what could you expect, he was the
Clown Prince of Crime, no one would ever understand what was going on
in his mad mind.
You were looking around in the big
penthouse after deciding to put on the black skirt with the matching
stockings and the pink sweater, maybe this was strange, but it was
your favorite outfit by far, -not to mention that it was Mr J’s
favorite one too, what made it a little harder for you to actually
No one was here, they were all out
besides the two goons which were guarding the front door to make sure
nothing could happen to you and of course to avoid that you would run
But you had already given up on that,
after watching Mr J work for one week now.
There was no human being in this entire
city that he or Frost wouldn’t find, no matter how hard they’d try to
Also until now you hadn’t really a
reason to run away.
Mr J wasn’t a good person after all,
but he never hurt you and he kinda took care of you or at least he
tried to do something like that, because you couldn’t believe he
really cared for you.
Although you hated it to be jailed in
It was boring and it made you feel like
he took all your freedom away from you.
You weren’t allowed to go anywhere
without his permission and if you were allowed to do something it was
only okay if Mr J himself or Frost were with you.
You sighed discontented.
Maybe there were a few things in the
fridge so you could at least cook something, to keep yourself a
little more jolly.
You knew Mr J never cooked for himself
-that’s why the fridge would probably be empty-, he always sent Frost
to bring something to eat or he went out with you for dinner, he was
so spoiled at those things.
But to your big surprise there was
something useful in the fridge and an hour later you were standing in
front of a big wok with asian noodles and chicken meat.
It smelled delicious and you already
got hungry whilst cooking it.
You were about to put something of the
food on a plate until suddenly the front door of the penthouse
slammed open and two big goons with machine guns stormed into the
You stared at them in disbelief.
„Oh … um … sorry, Miss. We
thought someone was in here … we’re … really sorry“, the
biggest one of them said after realising it was just you standing in
Awkward silence came over the two big
henchmen and they were looking at each other like they never had
experienced something that embarrassing.
„Well, would you like to eat
something?“, you just asked and smiled at them.
Finally soemone to who you could talk
to, even if they were just two of Mr J’s henchmen.
„Oh, no thank you, Miss. Mr J
wouldn’t be delighted to see us eating with you“, the second goon
said an smiled back at you a little nervous.
Joker wasn’t even here right now and
they were still scared of him, wow …
„Are you sure? It’s really good and
Mr J isn’t here yet. I won’t tell him, I promise“, you said.
„I’m sorry, Miss, we-“, the first
goon started again but suddenly he stopped as he was smelling the
delicious flavor of what you’ve cooked.
„Is that Asian cuisine?“, he asked.
You nodded your head and grinned at
„Well … I mean he isn’t here right
now and … it smells so good, what do you think?“, number one
asked number two.
„Just a small portion and then back
You couldn’t believe those big guys
with the machine guns in their hands were such big fans of asian
You handled them both two plates with a
small portion out of the wok and a few seconds later they looked like
they landed straight in heaven.
„Oh my god … this is amazing …“,
„Thank you“, you said smiling at
„How interesting, is this what you
call work when I’m gone?“, a low and gravelly voice suddenly asked
into the blue.
The goons in front of you froze on
their seats and your eyes got wide in shock.
„Mr J it wasn’t their fault, it was
mine I-“, you said but he kept you silent with his most aggressive
„So, would you guys please be so kind
and tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? DIDN’T I TOLD YOU TO STAY
WHERE YOU ARE? DIDN’T I MADE IT CLEAR ENOUGH?“, Mr J yelled at them
pointing his gold and purple gun at their heads.
„Mr J I swear we were-“
But before goon number one could speak
further Mr J had shot them down both within a second, now his eyes
were on you.
You couldn’t help but stumble backwards
against the wall, while he was stepping towards you.
„And you … haven’t
I told you not to talk
to someone,while I’m
gone?“, he snarled.
„I haven’t talked
to anyone, they just came in, because they thought someone was in
here with me, but I was just cooking“, you whispered.
„Don’t you dare lying to me, doll
…“, he growled.
„I’m not lying I
swear“, you said.
Tears were running
down your cheeks.
„Oh, you’re not
lying, doll? THEN WHY THE FUCK HAVE THEY BEEN HERE?!“
He grabbed your
neck roughly and pulled you in the middle of the kitchen before he
raised his hand while you closed your tear filled eyes prepared for
him to slap you.
Come on, punish
her, she disobeyed you!
Just one hit!
She was crying and tears were running down her face while she closed
her eyes in panic, ready to take whatever he wanted to do to her.
He was mad, he was in a rage and he wanted to punish her, but he
couldn’t slap her …
You told her,
you don’t want her to be scared of you.
„Please“, she begged her eyes still closed.
Mr J grolwed in anger and let his hand sank down.
„Go to bed“, he said harshly before disappearing into the
bathroom, where he surveyed his face in the mirror above the sink.
He looked pale and dangerous as usual, but something was different.
Something inside of the insane clown.
You like her …
You can’t like
her, that’s impossible.
How could you let this happen, idiot?
You could hear Frost taking care of the two goons Mr J had executed
half an hour ago, while you had been gone to bed, to avoid seeing Mr
J mad for a second time.
He hadn’t done something to you, what really surprised you, but you
didn’t want to court your luck.
As soon as you heared the bathroom door opening again, you were
pretending to sleep, the blanket half covering your face, you didn’t
want him to see you right now and you didn’t want to see him as well.
He said he doesn’t want you to be scared of him.
He should better think about his actions, before he could expect that
The bed was sinking a bit, after he laid down besides you.
He was close and you knew this was out of purpose, he would talk to
you, even though you didn’t want to.
„I know you’re not sleeping, doll“, he said a few seconds later.
You didn’t talk back.
„Don’t ignore me. Daddy doesn’t like to be ignored.“
You were still not saying a word.
„Alright, listen angel. And listen good, because I won’t tell this
a second time to you“, he hissed into your ear, forcing his arms
under your blanket and pressing your body close to his own.
„I don’t want you to be around any other men, you understand that?“
You nodded your head, holding back some tears again.
„I can’t hear you, angel“, he growled kissing and biting your
You wanted to avoid his touch, you had to process first, what
happened in the last hour.
He was so close to really hurt you, you didn’t understand why he
hadn’t done it but all you could think of now was: What would happen
the next time, he got mad at you?
Would he hit you?
Or would he do even worse things to you?
Living with this man was like sitting on dynamite, you never knew
when he was about to explode.
„Stay where you are, doll. I mean it“, he growled dangerously as
he recognised that you wanted to back away from him.
He tightened his grip around your waist, so you were forced to lay
with him here, till the next morning.
Last time you’d won his game, this time you lost without even
NOUNS Avsender - sender en konto - account et batteri - a battery Aksjer - stocks oppdatering - update Et album - an album Et anrop - a call En app - an app kamerarull - camera roll Batteri - battery varslinger - notifications bild(er) - picture(s) skjerm(en) - (the) screen et skjermbilde® - a screenshot(s) Et glimt - a flash Personvern - privacy Skjermbeskytter - screen protector restriksjoner- restrictions innstillinger - settings en post/et innlegge - post en emoji - emoji oppføringer - events påminnelser - reminders favoritter - favorites flymodus - flight mode/airplane mode en gruppe® - group(s) en mobil - mobile phone/cell phone lysstyrke - brightness hjelpe - help bakgrunn - background Indikasjon - indication Deksel - case/cover Informasjon - information en kalender - a calendar en kamera - a camera en kart - map En ringetone - a ringtone Et kompass - compass en kontakt - a contact Høretelefoner - headphones/earphones en lader - a charger volum - volume en sang - a song Media - media En mikrofon - a microphone meldinger - messages Data - data musikk - music en melding - message/text et nettverk - network Tjenesteyter - service provider et nødstilfelle - an emergency et notat - a note Et nødanrop - emergency call et tall - number bruk - usage personvern - privacy Profil - profile et profilbilde - a profile picture en kalkulator - calculator et skjermbilde - a screenshot smilefjes - smiley programvare - software kapasitet - storage space taleopptak - voice recording Strømsparemodus - power saving mode et tastatur - keyboard en nøkkel - key Telefon - telephone lyder - sounds en klokke - clock en tilkobling - connection video(er) - video(s) Forhåndsvisning - preview Retningsnummer - dialing code Forstavelse - prefix Wi-Fi - Wi-Fi vær(et) - (the) weather Playback - playback oversetter - translator en lenke - a link tilgang - access en knapp - a button en utgave - a version et passord - a password et brukernavn - a username et vedlegg - an attachment
ADJECTIVES Aktuell - current generelt - general Redigert - edited Mørk - dark Ladet - (fully) charged Lyst - light/bright Høyt - loud stille - silent tomt - empty (battery) Mobilt - mobile Ukjent - unknown tilgjengelig - available blanding - random/shuffle bak - back levert - sent lest - read sett - seen gyldig - valid
VERBS å avbryte - to cancel Å svare/Å ta telefonen - to pick up (phone) å abonnere - to subscribe å spille - to play (music) Å veksle - to alternate å oppdatere - to update å endre - to change Å pause - to pause (music) å logge på - to log in Å tilpasse - to adjust å ringe/å kalle - to call Å skrive til - to write to/to send a message to Å svare - to answer Å vise - to display Å arkivere - to archive Å legge på - to hang up (phone) Å fotografere - to take (picture) å logge ut - to log out å slå av - to turn off/to switch off/to disable å markere - to select å redigere - to edit å slutte - to end Å notere - to notify Å blokkere - to block å laste ned- to download Å entre - to enter Å tilføre - to input å slå på - to turn on/to switch on/to enable Å begrense - to restrict å lime inn - to paste å sette inn - to insert Å motta - to receive Å fjerne - to remove å låse opp - to unlock Å erstatte - to replace Å lage/Å skape - to create (event/account) Å eksportere - to export Å google - to google Å opprette - to establish (connection) Å legge til - to add Å laste opp - to upload å installere - to install å kopiere - to copy å lade - to load/to charge å like - to like å slette - to delete Å flagge - to flag Å tagge - to tag Å rapportere - to report å poste - to post å sende - to send Å ta skjermbilde - to screenshot Å lagre - to save Å blokkere - to block Å låse - to lock å spille - to play (music/game) Å forstyrre - to disturb å skyve - to swipe å søke - to search å dele - to share Å tekste - to text Å slå lett/Å ta lett på noe - to tap Å taste - to type Å forbinde/å koble til - to connect å bruke - to use Å vibrere - to vibrate Å bytte - to switch Å videresende - to forward (message) Å oppbevare - to restore Å repetere - to repeat Å spille om igjen - to replay Å ta tilbake - to retake Å gjøre om igjen - to redo å vise - to show å nullstille - to reset å levere - to deliver å trykke - to press å klikke - to click Å start på nytt - to restart ——————– tusen takk til @xxflywithme for å hjelpe meg med oversettene og @languageoclock for ordene på engelsk (jeg bruket de samme ordene fra den tysk listen din)
thanks to Inger for helping me with the translations and Isabella for the words in english (I used the same words from your german list)
[EDIT: Thanks to @akademisk for making some corrections]