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MORE LINKS! YAY!

here is all the links to all the shawn imagine series chapter so far! go give them some love, i’m writing the next chapter! x

#1: Cute moment.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/125220364826/shawn-mendes-imagine-his-pov-cute-moment-my

#2: Jealous Shawn.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/125438306671/shawn-mendes-imagine-2-jealous-shawn-shawn

#3: Hey there, Baby.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/125728719091/shawn-mendes-imagine-3-hey-there-baby-goodnight

#4: Miscommunication and Confusion.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/125900417606/shawn-imagine-4-miscommunication-and

#5: Loving idiot.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/126011817511/shawn-mendes-imagine-5-loving-idiot-come

#6: How did you know?
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/126264194441/shawn-mendes-imagine-6-how-did-you-know-shawn

#7: Promise me, Princess.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/126337070496/shawn-mendes-imagine-7-promise-me-princess

#8, Part 1: Wedding fright.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/126353023716/shawn-mendes-imagine-8-part-1-wedding-fright

#8, Part 2: I do.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/126438742191/shawn-mendes-imagine-8-part-2-i-do-shawns

#9: Don’t push me, Shawn.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/126554168666/shawn-mendes-imagine-9-dont-push-me-shawn

#10: Baby!
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/126671190321/shawn-mendes-imagine-10-baby-alright-lets

#11: New Delivery.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/126840477186/shawn-imagine-11-new-delivery-babe-itll

#12: Mommy Magic.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/127079889686/shawn-mendes-imagine-12-mommy-magic-i-walked

#13: Come Home.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/127340658651/shawn-mendes-imagine-13-come-home-i-looked

#14: Anxious Moms.
http://bandprefsandstuff.tumblr.com/post/127716085226/shawn-mendes-imagine-14-anxious-moms-i

cyborgpussy  asked:

one day youre gonna get a follower that loves u so much that theyre gonna write a fic abt a current meme figure pissing on u and ur gonna regret all this piss kink shit i swear

I want mr Bernie sanders to piss on me

I HATE when people imply that James Madison was humorless. Like by every account of people who knew him they’re like “He makes dick jokes and think it’s funny when people make jokes about Thomas Jefferson.”

ALSO MIGHT I REMIND YOU THAT HE PRETTY MUCH PLAYED DING-DONG-DITCH EVERYDAY WHEN HE WAS IN COLLEGE

I'm the kinda idiot who'll tell people to stop leaking ISAC videos and pictures but also low-key hopes I land on some fine snapshots of JK slamming down opponents like Jeon Cena while I'm scrolling through tumblr

Headcanon that HIDE 1.) has worked his ass up to be a legit investigator all these time, 2.) got stationed in other wards which is why he’s nowhere to be seen, 3.) keeps his hair long and still bleached and oh maybe a small half pony tail in the back?? 4.) still carries that stupid headphone around. 5.) might or might n O T lose an arm????, 6.) IS A L I VE HAHAHHAAHA

//no you can’t take these headcanons FROM ME.

  • Sherlock fans in 2012: OMG you could get married and have a child during the hiatus of the show!
  • Benedict Cumberbatch in 2014: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED