j is like o o

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a soft and beautiful man and the sharp asshole that lives in his house

ask-army-mio  asked:

Jin I missed the sexy you

Jin: Well you won’t be seeing it any time soon because I ain’t sexy whatsoever– the fuck are you doing???!

BTS As Boyfriends [Kind of M]

J I N :

~Very nurturing and kind
~Loves to take care of you
~Is the kind of boyfriend to cheer you up with lame jokes
~Laughs at his own jokes so you don’t have to
~Buys you food
~Feeds you and then eats food off your body
~Relationship that lasts long just like him


N A M J O O N :

~You talk about deep stuff together
~Shows you new music
~Long walks
~You stick your finger in his dimples
~Overprotective just like a daddy
~Calls you princess
~Loves to nestle his head on your neck when you’re lying down or when he’s on top of you

H O S E O K :

~e n e r g e t i c bf
~is up for everything
~will call you randomly to tell you he loves you
~closed sheets because you have the actual sun next to you
~doesn’t really curse even when he’s mad he only does when you please him
~shows you dance routines and then puts his hips to better use

T A E H Y U N G :

~just really fun to be around
~even if you break up you’re still friends
~karaoke nights
~tries to impress you with his rapping skills and other skills
~tries not to smile when he looks at you
~cuddles and spanks

Y O O N G I :

~chill boyfriend
~has no amount of swag around you
~you hold his big veiny hand and his big veiny something else
~will not tell you he loves you for a while (even though he does) and then one day he suddenly blurts it out like it’s no biggie
~will look at you as if he’s judging you but he’s actually thinking how much he adores you
~car rides where the wind blows your hair and you blow him

J I M I N :

~blushes a lot and you kiss his blushed cheeks
~c o m p l i m e n t s
~he’s soft but he can be rough
~teaches you how to dance
~pets your hair when you have your head on his lap
~ you have great sex when he’s angry
~“Y/N,let’s go get burgers”
“I’m not in the mood for burgers”
“Yeah burgers suck, forget burgers”

J U N G K O O K :

~shows off so much but you love it
~you challenge his cockiness all the time
~“Hey, y/n, look what I can do!”
~“Y/N, I can do that too!”
~“Hey, y/n, watch me while I do this!”
~beats you at every game but buys you toys to make it better any kind of toys you want
~ you lick his abs


That was it for today :) not as nsfw as the rest but ㄱ(¤~¤) here you go

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mmahinadraws  asked:

I SEE YOUVE FOUND DIAMOND JACK!! ISNT IT SO GOOD???? AGh i lovE IT THE SONG IS ONE OF THE ONLY SONGS IVE BEEN LISTENING TO FOR A WEEK NOW

Youtube finally recommends me a wholesome video jfkasdl;jf 

I LOVE IT SO M U C H AAAAAAAA FAM SAME IVE BEEN REPLAYING THIS NONSTOP AND I SWEAR THIS IS THE ONLY THING I THINK ABOUT RN 

a couple that got extremely rich by doing illegal stuff and now traveling over the entire world 1st class and sleeping in expensive hotels under false id’s, smoking weed and having sex in every corner of the room and police trying to catch them so they die their hair a lot and don’t call each other by their real names in public. and basically just a lot of bad ass stuff.

Father son relationships of Generals

Washington: “Now Alexander don’t go messing with that snapping turtle. It bites.”

Alexander: “Ok.”
~
Montgomery: “Aaron what’re you doing?”

Aaron: “Petting a turtle.”

Montgomery: “Oh okay.”

*a few moments*

Aaron: “OW! It bit me!”

Montgomery: “What we learn?”

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the tower

In which Nadia and Lucio have a rendezvous the night before his birthday.

***

He kissed her behind the cover of a rosebush, where no one could see him.

He had plucked a rose from the garden, leaning to tuck it behind her ear, his lips brushing against hers. Nadia could only clench her jaw as a thorn cut her cheek, digging into her skin. She had gripped the fabric of her dress, held her smile.

And as he kissed her again, his claws combing through her hair, trailing down to her waist, Nadia kept her eyes open.

He felt somehow warmer than she remembered.

“Lucio.” she said as he pulled away. “You mentioned Asra, earlier, did you not?”

His charming act dropped. He shifted on the bench. “The magician?” he said. “What about him?”

“You said he gave you a reading.”

Lucio frowned. “I did.”

”And what card did you pull?”

All tenseness seemed to melt out of him then, and he smiled easily. “The Tower.” he said.

“Yes. And,” Nadia knew how ridiculous this was, but she found herself knotting her hands all the same. “what did it tell you?”

Lucio waved his hand. “Nothing of importance.” he smiled. “I have proven myself unconquerable. I doubt one too many glasses of wine tomorrow night will change that.”

He said it as if his face wasn’t unshaven, as if his hair wasn’t tousled, matted against his forehead with sweat. As if she didn’t know the real reason why he had taken the secret passage to meet her there, looking frail and ashen as he did. As if he wasn’t swaying in the night breeze. As if death was the one at his feet.

Nadia blinked as she felt his hand in hers. “Darling?” he said. “No face as lovely as yours should look this upset. Is there anything-”

“Nothing.” Nadia said, too quickly. “Nothing is wrong.” She simply rose and brushed off her nightgown with her free hand, squeezing the other around Lucio’s claw, racking her mind for something to make him lose himself, “Just lost in your eyes.”

Lucio barked laughter and jumped to his feet pulling her in for another kiss, and another. Nadia’s stomach coiled, but still she smiled. “Happy birthday.” she said.

They walked hand in hand back into the light of the palace.

THE ‘I’LL BE THERE’ DVD COMMENTARY THO…

“ahh Jemma Redgrave, she’s a fine looking big woman isn’t she? a big darling!” 

“now I always think that Jemma looks like she’s being embraced by a midget wearing nail polish there” *laughter* …“she’s being embraced by Imelda Staunton”..

DAT HEIGHT GAP THO OMGGGGG! I CAN’T EVEN..

p.s ^ Notable appearance by Louise Delamere who played Colette in Holby city, who I shipped so hard with Serena I can’t explain. And yes that is Rupert Giles s h o o k e t h. Did I mention the film also stars Charlotte Church??

*All quotes by director Craig Ferguson and some other producer dude*

I DODGED SOCIAL PLANS FOR THIS AND I REGRET NOTHING!