Nicki Minaj makes hip pop music for teens on the radio who think she’s clueless and hood rats in the streets who are disappointed because they know she can rip it and they’d rather hear her spit a verse about eating someone’s brains.
Eminem makes music for white people who say “I don’t really listen to hip hop but I like Eminem because I can relate to his trashy upbringing” and black guys who SAY he isn’t the best rapper alive but they be knowin’.
Kendrick Lamar makes real hip hop music for people who consider hip hop an older sibling to them but that sibling calls you out and tells you to get your shit together, make something of your life and don’t be a fuckboy.
J.Cole makes music for a new generation of people who are a tad soft and like honesty in there music but hate being compared to Drake fans because they be on that cry face emoji 😭and Cole fans be a lil tougher on that just sad face emoji. 😔
Rick Ross makes music for the dreamer, that one day you can go from security guard to rapper to rap mogul with minimal talent and only a luxurious beard.
Machine Gun Kelly makes hip hop music for white kids who grew up on too much black culture and everyone else secretly knows they’re spoiled little swaggot white kids that acts fake to look cool in public.
Riff Raff makes music… Well he.. He starts talking and stuff… Hmm.. Riff Raff………. Yeah I don’t know man. He try’s I guess. I’m not sure why anyone would listen to him honestly.
Young Thug makes music for an idiotic young generation of people who could care less about lyrics because obviously you can’t understand them anyway and cares more about the production which is the only thing making him hot right now.
Kevin Gates makes hip hop for any person that has some mental issues that causes them to do some stupid shit, get in trouble for it and then be depressed about it but when the weekend hits they’re at the club ready to turn up again.
WAKA FLOCKA FLAME MAKES HYPED RAP MUSIC FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO BE TURNT EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY AND DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT HOW LOUD THEY ARE BUT WAKA KNOWS HE’S A TERRIBLE RAPPER SO HE JUST YELLS EVERYTHING FOR NO REASON.
Macklemore makes music for his small legion of underground fans from Seattle who wish he would come back and the rest are just like soccer moms and people in there mid 40’s that think Thrift Shop is a hip song.
Lil Wayne makes music for people who think he revolutionized hip hop over the last decade but are afraid to say it because deep down they know he is an idiotic human being that has completely over fantasized what it’s like to be rapper.
A$AP Rocky makes music for the gritty night life rap fan that wants to be out there getting it nonstop and can’t help themselves from plastering pictures all over social media sites to seem cooler when there out but then the next day they go back to doing dishes at Applebee’s.
Juicy J makes rap music for them old hustlers trying to change with times out there spitin’ game on them young girls but come off real creepy and usually end up alone at a gas station at 1 AM in there car drinking a 40 covered with a brown paper bag.
Earl Sweatshirt makes music for weird asshole teens that act outrageous in public but really they’re just playing everyone because they’re smart as hell but are wasting there talents doing nothing.