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OH MY G OS H HELLO FR I E N DS I’M LIKE TWENTY EIGHT BILLION Y E AR S LATE FOR THE STRANGER THINGS TRAIN

BUT I JUST FINISHED IT AND I ADORED EVERY SE CON D BUT I HAVE JUST ON E COMPLAINT

W H AT ABOUT B A R B

Harry Potter Preference – Bad habbits

- T R I O  E R A -


H A R R Y: Emotional Shopping. Harry’s always emotional. Harry’s rich. Harry’s an emotional shopper.

R O N: Swearing. Ron has such a dirty mouth omg.

D R A C O: Drinking coffee. Boys’ gotta get his caffeine is all.

F R E D: Humming. Fred loves to sing and hum is all.

G E O R G E: Biting his pen. when he thinking really hard he bights on his pen. It’s kinda cute tbh.


- M A R A U D E R S    E R A -


J A M E S: Playing with a snitch. It’s like he showing off. It’s annoying, but kind of endearing.

S I R I U S: Constantly playing with his hair. But you kind of love it because it’s adorable.

R E M U S: Biting his fingernails. Remus is always a nervous wreck so it’s just a natural reaction.

RQ Name Game

1.) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D E - Maven
F G H I J - Evangelo
K L M N O - Farley
P Q R S T - Kilorn
U V W X - Cal
Y Z -Mare


2.) Your LAST letter of your LAST
name.

A B C D E F G - wants to
H I J K L M N - loves to
O P Q R S T - likes to
U V W X Y Z - hates to

3.) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B C - kill people
D E F - catch fish
G H I - fight
J K L - dance
M N O - eat
P Q R - watch their enemies suffer
S T U - sleep
V W X - watch the dawn
Y Z - bitch

3.) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - with Mare
E F G H I - with Maven
J K L M - with Cal
N O P Q - with Farley
R S T U - with Evangeline
V W X - with Kilorn
Y - with Gisa
Z - with Elara


WE TRIED IT WITH OUR NAMES
Tea:
FARLEY LOVES TO CATCH FISH WITH MAVEN
Dragon:
CAL WANTS TO FIGHT WITH MAVEN (LMAO PRETTY ACCURATE)
how accurate is yours?

a couple that got extremely rich by doing illegal stuff and now traveling over the entire world 1st class and sleeping in expensive hotels under false id’s, smoking weed and having sex in every corner of the room and police trying to catch them so they die their hair a lot and don’t call each other by their real names in public. and basically just a lot of bad ass stuff.

From the first issue of the Journal of Alternative Facts.

Other forthcoming articles:

Spicer, S. (2017). Quantifying Crowd Size with Empirical Data: A Wishful Thinking Approach. Journal of Alternative Facts 1(1).

Amaleauthor, I.A. (2017). Reduced Access to Contraception Reduces Abortions. Journal of Alternative Facts 1(1).

Trump, D.J. (2017). An Exhaustive Account of Terrorist Acts Committed by Computer Science PhD Students. Journal of Alternative Facts 1(2).

Trump, D.T. (2017). Definitions & Etymologies of the Words “Fake” as It Applies to News Organizations. Journal of Alternative Facts 1(2).

Trump, D.J. &  Peña Nieto, E. (2017). Badly Needed Walls: The Case of Mexico. Journal of Alternative Facts 1(2).

Find more at our official Twitter account, @JournalAltFacts. This work is all peer reviewed by the very best politicians. 

(Also, please feel free to “submit” article titles here or on Twitter.)

MY SWEET LITTLE MERMAIDS <3


This is a short post just to say, I am alive! Our life has been a little crazy recently but I will explain all that in a much bigger post.

I can’t believe how much my kids are growing up? Victor is nearly 9, Atticus turned 8 weeks on Wednesday and Sky and the trips are coming up to halfway in Their 2nd year and fourth years of development! It’s so scary thinking soon they will be all off to college.

I finally decided to cut my hair! I was getting bored of the same old so I cut it to a reasonable length which I find so much easier to manage!

I will be back again soon with a much larger update!

tu sais, t'as pas besoin d'attendre le début d'une nouvelle année pour changer, pour être avec tes amis ou pour arrêter de fumer, tu sais, pas besoin de te bourrer de résolutions que t'abandonneras au bout d'un mois ou de te sentir complexé·e à cause du poids que t'as pris à Noël, tu sais moi j'suis contente que tu existes et j'te souhaite une bonne vie