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Yoonseok or Jihope?

Originally posted by myjaebutt

( HOBI DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO SAY IT YOONGI JUST UNDERSTOOD )

I’m

Originally posted by cammellodisidratato

( YOONGI STROKING HOBIS HAIR, AND HOBIS ARM AROUND HIS WAISTTT)

Not

Originally posted by lariz0rd

( THEY ARE SLEEPING SO COMFORTABLY AND YOONGI SAYS HE LIKES TO ROOM WITH HOBI OVERSEAS CUZ HE CAN SETTLE HIS VOICE DOWN LIKE PLS)

Saying

Originally posted by lariz0rd

( LOOK AT THESE ANGELS HOLDING HANDS FSADFASD)

I’m

Originally posted by hopetaeguk

( THEY HAD A SOBI VOCAL DEBUT, THEYRE SINGING TO EACH OTHER !!!!)

A

Originally posted by otakubroo

( MORE HAND HOLDING LIKE PLS ITS SO CUTE IM NOT CRYING UR CRYING [ FUN FACT THIS GIF WAS THE START OF ME SHIPPING YOONSEOK] )

Yoonseok

Originally posted by strawberrie-kookie

( *COUGH* WHAT WAS THAT *COUGH* )

Slash

Originally posted by wintaeangel

( Theyre just so comfortable around each other :’’’3 )

Sobi

Originally posted by jeohgguk

(THEY CREATED THEIR OWN SHIP NAME, WELL YOONGI SPRUNG IT ON HOBI BUT :^) )

Slash

Originally posted by its-hoseok-mysunshine

( LOOK HOW CUTE YOONGI IS LOOKING AT HIS BF HOBI )

Sope

Originally posted by kpoplands

( I LOVE BFS WHO TRAVEL TOGETHER )

Whore

Originally posted by gutsandgold

( THEY LITERALLY CALLED THEIR BROADCAST “  SOPE 👨‍❤️‍👨 ” )

But

Originally posted by eatjin

(yoongi is so energetic with hobi, he literally said that looking at hobi gives him strength)

That

Originally posted by hobixing

Originally posted by net940218

Originally posted by jitonic

Originally posted by cyyphr

(S EE THAT YOONGI IS HOBI’S NUMBER ONE FAN !!!!!!! tbfh cant lie yoongi is my spirit animal if a person could be a spirit animal. )

Is

Originally posted by dearjjeon

( SUBTLY ASKING HOBI OUT :^))))))) BRING ME BACK FOOD PLS BOYS )

Exactly

( LAP SITTING ‘You took my spot’ ‘Sit here’ afdasf subtleeee )

What

Originally posted by pastelyoonseok

( AGGRESSIVELY COMPLIMENTS EACH OTHER )

I’m

Originally posted by yoo-ngie

( the stare, look at them just.. yes )

Saying

(reading that interview just says a lot okay I love yoonseok)

cr: @kimmy-trans ( kimmy-trans.tumblr.com )

SO

Originally posted by jitonic

IN

Originally posted by fairybcby

CONCLUSION

Originally posted by jeonggukl-moved

💖 YOONSEOK FOR THE WIN 💖

Originally posted by gdiminyoongi

(this was probably a way longer answer than you were expecting I’m sorry I just really love yoonseok/sobi/sope ;;)

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When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that. 

happy 18th birthday, lily!!! i love you so much babe. here’s a pb&j gifset for your big day ❤️

Every Time They Lie To Us

I made a compilation of every time they lie to us (spoiler alert it’s 17 times and Trina lies the most)

Why JKRowling is such a fucking inspiration

-She went from unemployed to multi-millionaire in the space of five years
-She kept sending off for her book to be published until it was excepted the 12th time
-She overcame depression
-She donated all the funds of her companion Potter books (fantastic beasts and where to find them and Quidditch through the ages) to charity
-She has an honourary degree from Harvard
-She based one of her characters on a Canadian girl who wrote to her before she died of cancer
-She’s called people out for being racist, homophobic and islamophobic
-She owns the company Lumos, whose mission is to “support the 8 million children in institutions worldwide to regain their right to a family life and to end the institutionalisation of children
-She was awarded the British Red Cross humanity award
-She donated £10m to The University of Edinburgh
-Rowling was granted the Freedom of the City of London
-After court cases for spoilers for Cursed Child she gave all the money she won from suing to charity
-Jo is the first person to loose the title of billionaire from giving so much to charity
-She wrote another book under a fake name so we wouldn’t feel inclined to buy the book
-Inspired the largest fanfiction fandom currently in existence
-Founded the largest fandom (if we ignore classical stuff like Shakespeare)
-Mother to 3 children
-Went through 2 marriages
-Traffic literally stood still because she was trimming a hedge
-Constantly engages with fans

Feel free to add your own

Yoongi is whipped: A summary

So Yoongi was chill during this video where they reacted to their live performance until Hobi decided to do the thing where he murders our souls. (I will keep the gif out of here because I am still shook from that gif. J-Hope is hot as hell. Literally.)

This is where I will present to you a whipped Yoongi:

Later on in the video he fanboys over J-Hope when he isn’t even on the screen. Please help Yoongi. He is suffering

The Joker x Reader  “Missing in action”

You had to go away for two weeks and everything went downhill. It is all his fault, of course, but when does J ever admit to anything?!

Could be related to this: http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/155242410171/the-joker-x-reader-love-at-first-sight

Your plane landed in Gotham two hours sooner than expected. You don’t want to wait for Frost to pick you up so you are taking a cab. You’ve been away for two weeks and you just can’t wait to get back to the penthouse.

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To be honest, you were surprised that morning when you went to the hideout and saw your name on the schedule: “Y/N- New York Mission- 2 weeks.” When you see your name up on the schedule, it means that you leave immediately, turn off your cellphone and no contact with anybody until you’re back. Just in case things go south. 

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Not too long and you are going to see him soon. And Jonny too. You finally turn on your cell phone and after a few seconds, it vibrates and goes crazy: 589 texts from J and 200 missed calls. What the hell?! You are very confused and start reading through the messages:

“Where are you, doll?”

“You know I hate it when you don’t answer!!! Text me back NOW!!!”

“Seriously? Are you playing games with me??!!”

“I’m going to throw away all your stuff, I’ll set your bedroom on fire!!!”

“You’re dead to me!!! If I find you I will kill you!!!!”

Jesus, what is going on?

“Kitten, come on, answer…Daddy misses you…”

“I’m not setting your bedroom on fire, ok? Text me back!!!!!!!”

“Crap, Frost told me you went to New York, why was that on the schedule???!!!”

“Oh my God, I’m so bored without you. I didn’t even kill anybody; it’s no fun if you’re not here.”

“Disregard the last text, I’m not that desperate. I don’t care about you.”

“Dammit, I’m horny, when are you coming back?…”

“Frosty tells me you’ll be gone for 2 weeks, WTF?! “

And it went on and on forever, you just have to erase everything, it is just too much to read and keep up with. At this point you have no clue what the heck just happened but you guess you will find out soon.

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“Hi boys!” you salute everybody downstairs as you make your way to the elevator.

“Hi, Y/N, you’re back!”

“Thank God!”

“Finally. Hello Y/N!”

“Wasn’t Frost supposed to pick you up? He always does when you come back,” Panda talks as he walks besides you.

“Hey Richard. My plane landed ahead of the schedule, go figure, so I decided to just take a taxi.”

“We are soooo happy you’re back, Mister J went crazy when he found out you were send away for so long. Apparently he forgot to erase the entry from the schedule… He wanted us to come get you but then he changed his mind because he wanted the deal closed anyway.”

“Ummm, why are there bullet holes in the walls?!” you interrupt him, mortified. You really love the place and you don’t like it vandalized.

“Well, Mister J came downstairs and was mad as hell, started shooting at everything and yelled at us to go get his doll back. Frosty calmed him down and the only casualty was Mark with two bullets in his leg. Still recovering.”

“That’s why I didn’t see the Shark,” you answer, feeling kind of sorry for him. “I want everything fixed, nice and as good as new, alright?”

“OK, Y/N.”

You get in the elevator and he stays behind with your suitcase.

“Don’t ever leave for so long, Y/N.”

“Can’t promise anything, Rich,” you wink at him as the doors close.

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“Jonny!!!!!” you wildly smile as you go and hug him. “I missed you!”

“Y/N, why didn’t you wait for me?” Frost squeezes you in his arms, happy to see you. Not that he would do that around the other henchmen, it would take away from his…reputation. You two are each other’s only family, cousins from your mother’s side. He is three years older than you and actually consider yourselves more like siblings than cousins.

“Awww, the penthouse looks the same, I missed it,” you sigh as he releases you. “Where’s J?”

Frost doesn’t have time to answer because you notice the Joker backing out of the master bedroom with only a towel around his waist.

“Frosty, go pick her up already!”

He turns and sees you. A huge grin starts to creep up on his face.

“Hiiiiiiii Puddiiiinnn,” you playfully dread the words, excited to see him in such a nice…attire.

“Kitten, you’re here!” his arms spread and he signals you to go to him. “Hop on!”

You run and jump in J’s arms. He lifts you up and you wrap your legs around his waist, kissing him all over his face while he purrs. Frost starts to feel uncomfortable.

“Muahhh, I missed you so much,” you giggle, planting another kiss on his pale cheek.

He just takes your left hand, kisses your wrist and then your fingers before placing it around his neck again.

“Baby doll, don’t ever leave again,” he whispers in your ear, then loud:

“Who the hell was the idiot that sent you away for two weeks?!” he suddenly frowns, lifting you higher as you tighten your grip around him even more.

The glare you and Frost give makes him clench his jaw.

“Wait…was it me?”

Is this a trick question? Because none of you want to answer.

“I saw myself on the schedule and I left,” you blur out since he’s waiting for an answer.

“Well, dammit Frosty,” he yells, “how the hell am I supposed to keep an eye on everything?! You are the one that should have noticed the error!”

Of course is always somebody else’s fault. You want to start defending Jonny when he figures it’s just best to open his mouth and say it, even if he didn’t do anything wrong.

“I’m sorry, boss, it won’t happen again.”

“You’d better make sure,” he growls, turning his attention towards you again.

“Pumpkin, why didn’t you answer my texts and my calls?” The Joker pinches your butt and you squirm a bit, laughing, but he won’t put you down.

“Well, J, cells phones off, no contact. Right?” you reply with a grimace when you feel another pinch.

“Dammit, those rules don’t apply to you, Princess,” he shakes his head in disapproval, annoyed.

“Well, baby, how am I supposed to know?!”

You lift your shoulders, exasperated. He’s so difficult sometimes.

He shouts again:

“Frosty, what the hell?! My girl doesn’t need to follow those rules.”

“I’m sorry, sir,” your cousin needlessly takes the blame again. What else can he do at this point?

“Frosty, stop aggravating me,” Mister J threatens and you feel very sorry for Jonny. The things he has to endure from his boss sometimes…and the things you have to put up with too.

You decide to distract him by brushing your lips against his so you can get his attention. It sure worked almost instantly. Victory! A small one, but still…

“Frost,” you address him, “did J behaved while I was gone? Any girls I should be aware of?”

“No, Y/N, none.”

“See? I behaved,” he hisses at you, pleased with his achievement.

 “So you missed me a lot?” you caress his green hair, playing with it.

“A little bit,” he admits, biting your neck, lifting you higher again. From all the movement his towel comes undone and ends up on the floor.

Frost averts his eyes, horrified to see his boss completely naked. This image is going to be imprinted in his brain for a while and not even therapy will get it out anytime soon. You didn’t even feel anything because you have your jeans on; J knows and he just doesn’t give a shit.

“Frosty, leave now, we’re going to be busy for a while, don’t let anyone disturb us, got it?” the Joker commands, heading back to the master bedroom with you still hanging around his waist. You wave at Jonny as J slams the door behind him, cutting you off.

He places you on the desk and backs out a bit and then you notice him naked.

“Oh, wow, baby, this is quite the welcome, I missed those… tattoos,” you gasp, pulling him back against you in a rough kiss.

“Kitten,” he snickers, taking off your t-shirt, ”do you know I’ve been waiting for this since you went missing?”

“I can imagine with you being so possessive and…hot blooded,” you tease, digging your nails in his back. “I have a surprise for you,” you bite your lips before he can protest at what just came out of your mouth. Thank God that with his attention span he is pretty easy to trick. Not all the times, but most of the times. You take his hand and together pull down on your jeans until your left hip is exposed and he finally sees it.

“Princess, I love it!” he gasps, looking at your new tattoo: a smiley mouth biting on a heart that has “Joker” written on top and bottom, colored in neon green, purple and black.

“It still hurts a bit, but…”

You don’t finish the sentence and he is already kissing it.

“Does this hurt?”

You close your eyes, smiling, enjoying the soft touch. He kisses the skin again.

“What about now?”

“No, it doesn’t,” you moan, feeling his tongue all over the design.

You tilt your head backwards, lightly panting and wanting more when you remember:

“Wanna see something cool?” you seductively ask, liking your lips.

“I already am,” he gulps with a wild spark in his eyes, taking your jeans off.  Now you are only in your bra and panties. You chuckle and reach for the desk lamp, turning it off.

The Joker inhales deeply, amazed to see your tattoo glowing in the dark.

“It looks even better, Princess! Daddy loves it. Now let me show you how much.”

He takes you in his arms and carries you to the bed, laughing in your ear:

“We’ll never need the light on again.”

Also read - MASTERLIST :

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/153664676321/joker-x-reader-masterlist