-She went from unemployed to multi-millionaire in the space of five years
-She kept sending off for her book to be published until it was excepted the 12th time
-She overcame depression
-She donated all the funds of her companion Potter books (fantastic beasts and where to find them and Quidditch through the ages) to charity
-She has an honourary degree from Harvard
-She based one of her characters on a Canadian girl who wrote to her before she died of cancer
-She’s called people out for being racist, homophobic and islamophobic
-She owns the company Lumos, whose mission is to “support the 8 million children in institutions worldwide to regain their right to a family life and to end the institutionalisation of children
-She was awarded the British Red Cross humanity award
-She donated £10m to The University of Edinburgh
-Rowling was granted the Freedom of the City of London
-After court cases for spoilers for Cursed Child she gave all the money she won from suing to charity
-Jo is the first person to loose the title of billionaire from giving so much to charity
-She wrote another book under a fake name so we wouldn’t feel inclined to buy the book
-Inspired the largest fanfiction fandom currently in existence
-Founded the largest fandom (if we ignore classical stuff like Shakespeare)
-Mother to 3 children
-Went through 2 marriages
-Traffic literally stood still because she was trimming a hedge
-Constantly engages with fans
So Yoongi was chill during this video where they reacted to their live performance until Hobi decided to do the thing where he murders our souls. (I will keep the gif out of here because I am still shook from that gif. J-Hope is hot as hell. Literally.)
This is where I will present to you a whipped Yoongi:
Later on in the video he fanboys over J-Hope when he isn’t even on the screen. Please help Yoongi. He is suffering
Your plane landed in Gotham two hours
sooner than expected. You don’t want to wait for Frost to pick you up so you
are taking a cab. You’ve been away for two weeks and you just can’t wait to get
back to the penthouse.
To be honest, you were surprised that
morning when you went to the hideout and saw your name on the schedule: “Y/N-
New York Mission- 2 weeks.” When you see your name up on the schedule, it means
that you leave immediately,
turn off your cellphone and no contact with anybody until you’re back. Just in
case things go south.
Not too long and you are going to see
him soon. And Jonny too. You finally
turn on your cell phone and after a few seconds, it vibrates and goes crazy:
589 texts from J and 200 missed calls. What the hell?! You are very confused
and start reading through the messages:
“Where are you, doll?”
“You know I hate it when you don’t
answer!!! Text me back NOW!!!”
“Seriously? Are you playing games
“I’m going to throw away all your stuff,
I’ll set your bedroom on fire!!!”
“You’re dead to me!!! If I find you I
will kill you!!!!”
Jesus, what is going on?
“Kitten, come on, answer…Daddy misses
“I’m not setting your bedroom on
fire, ok? Text me back!!!!!!!”
“Crap, Frost told me you went to New
York, why was that on the schedule???!!!”
“Oh my God, I’m so bored without you.
I didn’t even kill anybody; it’s no fun if you’re not here.”
“Disregard the last text, I’m not
that desperate. I don’t care about you.”
“Dammit, I’m horny, when are you
“Frosty tells me you’ll be gone for 2
weeks, WTF?! “
And it went on and on forever, you
just have to erase everything, it is just too much to read and keep up with. At
this point you have no clue what the heck just happened but you guess you will
find out soon.
“Hi boys!” you salute everybody downstairs
as you make your way to the elevator.
“Hi, Y/N, you’re back!”
“Finally. Hello Y/N!”
“Wasn’t Frost supposed to pick you
up? He always does when you come back,” Panda talks as he walks besides you.
“Hey Richard. My plane landed ahead
of the schedule, go figure, so I decided to just take a taxi.”
“We are soooo happy you’re back,
Mister J went crazy when he found out you were send away for so long.
Apparently he forgot to erase the entry from the schedule… He wanted us to come
get you but then he changed his mind because he wanted the deal closed anyway.”
“Ummm, why are there bullet holes in
the walls?!” you interrupt him, mortified. You really love the place and you
don’t like it vandalized.
“Well, Mister J came downstairs and
was mad as hell, started shooting at everything and yelled at us to go get his
doll back. Frosty calmed him down and the only casualty was Mark with two
bullets in his leg. Still recovering.”
“That’s why I didn’t see the Shark,” you
answer, feeling kind of sorry for him. “I want everything fixed, nice and as
good as new, alright?”
You get in the elevator and he stays
behind with your suitcase.
“Don’t ever leave for so long, Y/N.”
“Can’t promise anything, Rich,” you
wink at him as the doors close.
“Jonny!!!!!” you wildly smile as you
go and hug him. “I missed you!”
“Y/N, why didn’t you wait for me?” Frost
squeezes you in his arms, happy to see you. Not that he would do that around
the other henchmen, it would take away from his…reputation. You two are each
other’s only family, cousins from your mother’s side. He is three years older
than you and actually consider yourselves more like siblings than cousins.
“Awww, the penthouse looks the same,
I missed it,” you sigh as he releases you. “Where’s J?”
Frost doesn’t have time to answer
because you notice the Joker backing out of the master bedroom with only a towel
around his waist.
“Frosty, go pick her up already!”
He turns and sees you. A huge grin starts
to creep up on his face.
“Hiiiiiiii Puddiiiinnn,” you playfully
dread the words, excited to see him in such a nice…attire.
“Kitten, you’re here!” his arms
spread and he signals you to go to him. “Hop on!”
You run and jump in J’s arms. He lifts
you up and you wrap your legs around his waist, kissing him all over his face
while he purrs. Frost starts to feel uncomfortable.
“Muahhh, I missed you so much,” you giggle,
planting another kiss on his pale cheek.
He just takes your left hand, kisses your
wrist and then your fingers before placing it around his neck again.
“Baby doll, don’t ever leave again,”
he whispers in your ear, then loud:
“Who the hell was the idiot that sent
you away for two weeks?!” he suddenly frowns, lifting you higher as you tighten
your grip around him even more.
The glare you and Frost give makes
him clench his jaw.
“Wait…was it me?”
Is this a trick question? Because
none of you want to answer.
“I saw myself on the schedule and I left,”
you blur out since he’s waiting for an answer.
“Well, dammit Frosty,” he yells, “how
the hell am I supposed to keep an eye on everything?! You are the one that
should have noticed the error!”
Of course is always somebody else’s
fault. You want to start defending Jonny when he figures it’s just best to open
his mouth and say it, even if he didn’t do anything wrong.
“I’m sorry, boss, it won’t happen
“You’d better make sure,” he growls,
turning his attention towards you again.
“Pumpkin, why didn’t you answer my
texts and my calls?” The Joker pinches your butt and you squirm a bit,
laughing, but he won’t put you down.
“Well, J, cells phones off, no
contact. Right?” you reply with a grimace when you feel another pinch.
“Dammit, those rules don’t apply to
you, Princess,” he shakes his head in disapproval, annoyed.
“Well, baby, how am I supposed to
You lift your shoulders, exasperated. He’s so difficult sometimes.
He shouts again:
“Frosty, what the hell?! My girl
doesn’t need to follow those rules.”
“I’m sorry, sir,” your cousin needlessly
takes the blame again. What else can he do at this point?
“Frosty, stop aggravating me,” Mister
J threatens and you feel very sorry for Jonny. The things he has to endure from
his boss sometimes…and the things you have to put up with too.
You decide to distract him by brushing
your lips against his so you can get his attention. It sure worked almost
instantly. Victory! A small one, but still…
“Frost,” you address him, “did J behaved
while I was gone? Any girls I should be aware of?”
“No, Y/N, none.”
“See? I behaved,” he hisses at you,
pleased with his achievement.
“So you missed me a lot?” you caress
his green hair, playing with it.
“A little bit,” he admits, biting
your neck, lifting you higher again. From all the movement his towel comes
undone and ends up on the floor.
Frost averts his eyes, horrified to
see his boss completely naked. This image is going to be imprinted in his brain
for a while and not even therapy will get it out anytime soon. You didn’t even
feel anything because you have your jeans on; J knows and he just doesn’t give
“Frosty, leave now, we’re going to be
busy for a while, don’t let anyone disturb us, got it?” the Joker commands,
heading back to the master bedroom with you still hanging around his waist. You
wave at Jonny as J slams the door behind him, cutting you off.
He places you on the desk and backs
out a bit and then you notice him naked.
“Oh, wow, baby, this is quite the
welcome, I missed those… tattoos,” you gasp, pulling him back against you in a
“Kitten,” he snickers, taking off
your t-shirt, ”do you know I’ve been waiting for this since you went missing?”
“I can imagine with you being so
possessive and…hot blooded,” you tease, digging your nails in his back. “I have
a surprise for you,” you bite your lips before he can protest at what just came
out of your mouth. Thank God that with his attention span he is pretty easy to
trick. Not all the times, but most of the times. You take his hand and together
pull down on your jeans until your left hip is exposed and he finally sees it.
“Princess, I love it!” he gasps,
looking at your new tattoo: a smiley mouth biting on a heart that has “Joker” written on top and
bottom, colored in neon green, purple and black.
“It still hurts a bit, but…”
You don’t finish the sentence and he
is already kissing it.
“Does this hurt?”
You close your eyes, smiling,
enjoying the soft touch. He kisses the skin again.
“What about now?”
“No, it doesn’t,” you moan, feeling
his tongue all over the design.
You tilt your head backwards, lightly
panting and wanting more when you remember:
“Wanna see something cool?” you seductively
ask, liking your lips.
“I already am,” he gulps with a wild
spark in his eyes, taking your jeans off. Now you are only in your bra and panties. You
chuckle and reach for the desk lamp, turning it off.
The Joker inhales deeply, amazed to
see your tattoo glowing in the dark.
“It looks even better, Princess!
Daddy loves it. Now let me show you how much.”
He takes you in his arms and carries
you to the bed, laughing in your ear: