izzy-talks

anonymous asked:

In honor of pidge's birthday can you share some headcanons

happy birthday tiny terror!!!

  • pidge starts bringing her bayard with her whenever she’s gonna use altean rosetta stone
    • coran notices one day and is like “??? you know i can turn the safety on for you right”
    • she knows. but she refuses to let this thing win
  • she and hunk are the “i told you so” duo
  • pidge: “name one difference between wii sports and real sports” keith: “…..running?” pidge: “shut the hell up i don’t have to listen to this”
  • shiro’s hand is as big as pidge’s whole face and that stresses him tf out
  • pidge’s laptop: [system error] pidge, mockingly: “system error”
  • allura has no idea what peanut butter is lol but it sounds like it makes pidge happy so that’s nice
  • lance and pidge operate on the sibling barter system
    • if you’ve got a sibling you know the one
    • “i’ll trade you healing pod duty for lion cleaning duty” “dude deal”
    • “if you cover for me i won’t tell shiro you were the one who swapped his shampoo out for hair dye” “it was an accident
    • “pidge. merciful pidge. my best and only friend-” “whatever this is about, just know in advance that you owe me big time” 
  • [scaling the kitchen counter to reach something on a high shelf] pidge, softly: “parkour”

I’ve talked a lot about how mandalorians, as a people, hold change and struggle as sacred, but I think it’s important to note what I mean when I say that … as most people regard sanctity, or ‘sacred,’ as untouchable.

Nothing is untouchable to mandalorians, including that which is most sacred, or most holy. These words otherwise have no meaning—they would be beyond change if they were untouchable, and to be beyond changing immediately renders any sacredness as a lie and worthy of destruction.

So when I say it’s very mandalorian to kill the gods, it’s not from a position of edgelord pseudo-machismo fight everything and die well. Rather, it’s from a position in which the Gods, from even their highest ledge, far beyond concept of reach, must still be held accountable, or fucking perish.

No authority is beyond change and growth. Nothing is immovable. And Nothing can be removed, reshaped, remade, and replaced as necessary. 

If the Gods have betrayed you, condemned you, in unchanging, in stagnation, then you hold the right kill your Gods, as they have lost the right to be.

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anonymous asked:

HELL YEAH LANCE HEADCANONS PLEASE (i love my dorito son)

god i love him too what the fuck

  • lance, after putting someone’s dishes in the sink for them: “oh my god guys? i’m literally just?? so generous??? where’s my parade”
    • lance, after legit saving someone’s life: [thanks others] [feeds a mouse]
  • [in galra interrogation room] “… so do i talk first or do you talk first? i talk first?”
  • shiro and lance’s senses of humor are practically identical and lance can never know
  • hunk and lance have achieved perfect optimist-pessimist equilibrium
    • lance is the “dude we can totally do this” to hunk’s “dude if we do this we’ll probably get stabbed”
    • they take turns being the voice of reason
  • coran eventually lets lance record the siren noise and shiro has to get pidge to hack the castle to delete it because coran uses it for everything
  • allura: “ugh lance is staring at me again :/” lance, thinking: “can allura turn her fingers into spoons”
  • lance doesn’t know keith’s full name. he remedies this situation in his own special way
    • Keithiel Knives McMullet
  • pidge: “you know lance i used to think that nothing in the universe could disappoint me as much as the java programming language but congrats, you’ve managed to surprise me”

gentle reminders

  • wash your face!! (esp important if u wear makeup!)
  • put some moisturizer on!!
  • drink some water
  • if things are confusing it’s okay to not have everything figured out!!
  • breathe in and out. slowly
  • relax your shoulders
  • stop clenching your jaw
  • go pee
  • if things aren’t going so good it’s alright! i believe in you
  • don’t forget your meds!
  • water some plants!! it will help
  • lip balm!!
  • get some sleep if you are tired
  • you will be okay!!
  • i love you !!

anonymous asked:

psst hey ur headcanons are the best,,, mind if i have some general shenanigans with the space fam??

here’re your shenanigans pal

  • lance, running into the common room, tripping, crashing into the doorframe: “we’re the space equivalent of the brooklyn nine nine
  • coran has had his paladin outfit ready for hundreds of years
    • not because he thinks he’ll ever get to be one or anything! he knows perfectly well that the paladin and lion bond is a very special thing, but you know, just in case something ever happens to someone-
    • *alfor voice* “can you please stop killing us off in these scenarios”
  • “any last words paladin?” “yeah vrepit suck my-”
  • one time allura shapeshifts herself round ears out of curiosity and she legit gags
  • keith: “shiro asked me to lead voltron” hunk: “but… i called head next??”
  • shiro can’t touch his toes
    • lance is. so excited when he hears this
    • lance, putting his leg behind his head: “it’s okay shiro no one’s good at everything”
  • “we lost pidge” “…how did you lose pidge” “okay first of all? give us a break she’s like two inches tall”
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anonymous asked:

We havent had any headcanons in a while *wink wink nudge nudge*

and a *wink wink nudge nudge* to you too, anon

  • pidge: “when have i ever lied?” hunk: “wh- you literally created a fake identity??”
  • lance refuses to learn the actual definition of quiznak
    • i mean he can pretty much guess it
    • but he’s not allowed to curse at home so quiznak’s perfect because he can just keep pretending he doesn’t know it’s a bad word
    • “you’re still using it incorrectl-” “shut up keith i need plausible deniability”
  • *food network voice* “chef coran has crafted… something”
  • lance, after being slightly inconvenienced: “this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me” keith: “…didn’t you get blown up that one time?”
  • Shiro the Hero
  • one day lance barges into keith’s room because “that’s it we’re gonna make some hand signals”
    • lance claims they’re doing it because he’s tired of keith not understanding his awesome plans during missions
    • but lowkey team hand signals are one of his favorite movie tropes
    • anyway lance and keith are really good at charades now?? good for them
  • allura: “i’m a diplomat who prides myself on my ability to interact with others” [is handed a child] “what the fuck is this”

me, a poc (princess of color), softly draping myself over my california king bed with Millennial Pink© silk sheets, dramatically throwing my arm over my well-moisturized face, and smelling faintly of byredo’s burning rose: “i’m just so tired of white mediocrity”