Slides you two buttons and a piece of lint. How about some Voltron Headcanons? Finger Guns out.
lint and finger guns?? sold
lance: “don’t worry guys, I’ll stay behind and protect the princess” allura, visibly eyeing lance’s biceps: “…………….. uh okay”
fun party game: guessing how keith got kicked out of the garrison
he stole a space craft!! (”okay i only stole parts and i was never caught for that” “wait what”)
he called iverson a dirty lying quiznak!! (”i didn’t even know that word back then lance”)
he tried to alert the public that the garrison was covering up the kerberos mission!!! (”i didn’t but they were”)
to be honest he probably just decked iverson
coran designed the space pirate outfits himself
*hunk crashes his lion* “well, looks like I’ve hit… rock bottom”
weirdly enough, slav is the ultimate It Could Be Worse guy
[something goes right] slav, sweating: “there’s a fifty-two percent chance that this’ll still go horribly wrong in some way”
[something goes horribly wrong] slav: “i mean i know we just lost an engine, but on the bright side, at least we’re not in one of the three hundred realities where the cockpit blew up instead”
sometimes allura’ll shapeshift herself a mustache so she can stroke it pensively
keith: “i hate authority figures” pidge: “you’re an authority figure now" keith: “…shit”
[lance’s mission log while stranded alone] “i mean, technically i’m the lowest ranked member of the crew. i would only really be ‘in charge’ if i were the only remaining person… so what do you know?? i’m in charge”
Wait For Me To Come Home - Sebastian x Reader - One Shot
A/N - Got myself into the little sebby family mood again. Featuring Isabella as always aha.
Sebastian x Reader - You are completely secure in your relationship with Sebastian, until you start reading some articles that make you doubt yourself. Sebastian gets rid of your insecurities by helping you relive some of your memories together.
I love Lance, friendship, and your headcanons. May I request some Lance-Hunk, Lance-Keith, Lance-Shiro, and/or Lance-Allura ones (since you've already covered Lance-Pidge)? Please and thank you, you wonderful memer.
i’m so happy someone finally requested the bros
*sleepover voice* “hunk… be real with me buddy….. do you think my ears are ugly”
they’re drift compatible
have mastered the art of the no-look fist bump
“jinx! double jinx!! triple jinx!!!”
the kings of spontaneous duets
hunk’s skin is so soft and lance is so jealous
“if i run and leap at hunk he will most certainly catch me in his arms” “lance wait I’m holding coffee-”
hunk has receipts and lance lives in fear of them
hunk’s known him for too long he’s gotta know a bunch of embarrassing stories
whenever lance gets a little too extra all hunk has to do is give him a look™ and he’ll stop like immediately
“hunk can you build me a girlfriend”
lance: *that friend that’ll text you at 2am to ask if cacti have feelings*
hunk: *that friend who’ll respond with a thoughtful answer and instigate a 3 hour conversation about plant emotions*
their relationship is a weird mix between shaggy and scooby doo, drake and josh, and leslie knope and ann perkins
pidge: “why are you guys always hanging off of each other like that?” lance, literally sitting in hunk’s lap: “???? what do you mean????”
I have 3 quotes already recorded of Kal avoiding taking responsibility for things he did, specifically. And throwing Ordo under the bus for those things, until Mereel says something that “forces” Kal to take responsibility. (What the actual fuck?) And those three quotes alone is just from one small section of one book (True Colors). There’s four entire books to go through.
“Jace wait a minute” I called out to him as his steps grew further and further away “Jace!” I yelled he stopped and turned facing me. I exhaled sharply “what do you want?” he spat out angrily “could you at least tell me what’s going on?” I asked him approaching him slowly “there’s nothing to tell” he said flatly “Jace I’ve known you practically my whole life. I can tell when something’s off” I informed him looking up at him suspiciously “well when you figure it out you can tell me” Jace spoke through gritted teeth and left.
This behaviour had been going on for weeks now. I couldn’t figure out what I must have done to deserve this attitude from him.I went my own way to find Izzy.
I knocked softly at her door “Iz?” I whispered “come in” she called out I opened the door and shut it once inside “what’s up buttercup?” she smiled “your brother” I groaned “yeah he’s been acting weird lately” Izzy sighed “It’s just I don’t know what I did” I slumped down on the edge of her bed “Jace has always kept his emotions to himself” Izzy paused “but lucky for you there’s something that can jog your memory” she took out a lotion “I must admit I’ve never tested it out but it’s highly recommended for situations like these” she explained I nodded “okay” Izzy placed a bit of cream on my wrist.
“Y/n would you care to dance with me?” Raphael asked holding out his hand for me to take “sure” I smiled. We swayed in unison as a slow song played in the background. I was in the memory. I looked around for Jace finally spotting him alone seated by the bar,drink in hand while his jaw tightened. He looked jealous which was absurd becaus- I thought about it, did Jace like me? only one way to find out.
I opened my eyes “thanks Izzy I’ve discovered what I so absently missed” I scurried out the door and ran to find Jace.
“Hey Alec have you seen Jace?” I asked the tall brunette in front of me “yeah he’s up in his room” Alec informed me “thanks” I smiled running to find him.
Jace’s door was slightly open I heard grunting and punches being thrown which meant he was pretty angry and letting out his frustration by boxing “Jace?” I spoke softly slipping through the door shutting it after I was in. Jace continued his fighting completely ignoring me “I know why you’re so upset” I paused fidgeting with my fingers “It was that night at Magnus’ party when I dance with Raphael” I ended Jace stopped his movements sweeping his hair back and looking at me “that is why you’re so upset” I spoke moving closer to him.
“I hate you acting this way speak to me dammit” I released some bottled up anger of my own “yeah..” Jace exhaled deeply “it’s just I hated myself for not gaining enough confidence to ask you myself” he admitted “but why though?” I asked “isn’t it obvious? I love you” my eyes went wide “y-you love me?” I stuttered “and I have since the first day I laid my eyes on you” he explained my heart welled up as that sentence left his mouth.
I knocked on the old looking church door completely soaked in rain water a young blonde boy about my age opened the door “Hi” i smiled through my shivering teeth “I’m sorry but I didn’t know where else to go” I admitted the boy was then companied by a brunette girl “Hi I’m Isabelle but you can call me Izzy. Come in we’ll get you settled” she smiled.
I smiled at the memory. “you left me speechless that day and still continue to leave me speechless” he admitted coming closer I felt his faint breath on me “I love you too” I beamed that was all it took for Jace’s lips to connect to mine.
We moved in unison as if our mouths were made for one another,I wrapped my arms around his neck as he placed his hands on my waist leading me back onto his bed. I fell onto his mattress graciously Jace hovered above me unlatching his lips from mine to look down into my eyes “you don’t understand how long I’ve waited to do that” he smiled “oh believe me I do” I mimicked his expression. Jace went back to attack my neck with lovebites and soft kisses causing a moan to slip from me “Jace don’t tease me” I growled palming his member through his jeans causing him to groan “fuck Y/n don’t tease me either” I smiled.
I flipped us over so I was on top,I removed my tank top and bra. Jace wasted no time in kneeling my breasts “my God you’re absolutely gorgeous” he moaned causing me to giggle I rubbed myself into him “fuckkk” he rasped out I began unbuttoning his jeans and pulling them down along with his boxers,Jace flipped us again and aggressively removed my jeans and panties in the process.
He wasted no time fully removing them and slipped himself into me “agh” I was taken by surprise “are you okay?” Jace became worried “I’m perfect” I breathed out pulling him in for a kiss. Jace’s hips began rolling slowly at first then he quickened the pace holding onto his headboard for more leverage “Fuck Jace” I moaned he was going so quick I felt my orgasm begin to grow “faster” I whispered in his ear Jace gripped the bed so hard I thought it’d chip under his touch.
He went deeper in each time “Jace” I cried “It’s okay me too” he let out I clutched around him causing Jace to close his eyes I released onto him Jace gave a few more thrusts before spilling his cum inside me. Our breaths were uneven,our chest heaving a thin layer of sweat on both our bodies “that was-” I paused “amazing” Jace finished he leaned down to kiss me passionately then pulled away to unconnect himself from me and rolled next to me.
I moved on my side to face him kissing his runes gently “God how I love you” Jace whispered causing me to blush. Jace wrapped his arms around me and held me securely in his arms.
A knock pulled us from our thoughts Jace and I scurried to pull up our underwears and pants. I grabbed the closest thing to me which was Jace’s shirt. Jace opened the door once the coast was clear revealing a smirking Izzy “I see you two made up” she looked between both Jace and I “what do you want Izzy?” Jace questioned “oh nothing just Alec is briefing us on our next mission in 5, just thought you should know” she winked before leaving. Jace shut the door “great” he sighed I wrapped my arms around his torso “at least we don’t have to hide” I smiled “I at least wanted to take you out before the whole institute found out” he blushed “you can still take me out” I peaked his lips “tomorrow night?” he asked expectantly “I’ll be there” I beamed.
Jace looked at the photo one more time, a huge smile making his jaw almost ache. He’d been smiling so much more than usual lately and he knew the reason why. Making sure he copied it before he cropped it carefully, he made a small adjustment to the brightness and posted it to his Instagram with the caption ‘there is no stopping this smile’ adding the wink emoji as a secret message.
He hoped it was vague enough to not rile suspicion, Jace wasn’t ashamed, not in the least, he just wanted to keep this bit of happiness to himself for a little longer. Two minutes later his phone was ringing.
“Iz?”, he answered, “Everything alright?”
“Who is that?, she blurted, her voice full of accusation
“Who is who?”
Jace had no idea what his sister was on about now, but she’d always been the nosy one. His mind hadn’t found the connection to what he’d done to warrant her question, that was until she connected the dots for him.
“Who is that on your Instagram?”.
Oh boy, he thought, so much for keeping it to himself. But how did she notice, he was sure he was being so slick. It must have been that caption, he was so stupid and mentally kicked himself.
“What are you talking about, Iz? I posted a selfie”, he tried to redirect her playing innocent.
“And the arm around you?”, the accusatory and curious tone back.
Okay so it wasn’t the caption.
“It’s a friend”.
“And you cropped them out why?”
“To be polite and not post their photo in case they don’t want to be on social media”.
“So considerate”, she patronized, and he knew she had to be rolling her eyes. “Do I know this friend?”
“NO”, Jace spoke a bit loud but it was too late now.
“Oh really, that’s funny because Clary could have sworn that watch your friend is wearing is the one she bought for Simon last Hanukkah. And I’m pretty sure I got him a checked blue button down for his birthday, I think your friend is wearing a similar shirt. How funny is that?”
“Hilarious”, Jace deadpanned although his stomach felt nervous like it was flipping around in his gut.
“Even funnier is that Simon told Clary he was going on a date last night. When she asked if it was a first date he said no, and told her he really likes the guy a lot. Also pretty hilarious is that you’ve been kinda busy lately, and - um - smiling more”, she sounded so very smug in her assessment.
Check and mate, Izzy knew it, her tone of voice said as much, he knew it too. Busted, no way out now, perhaps it was time for him to let everyone in on why he was so happy lately. It wasn’t a bad thing, he really cared a lot about Simon, he even let himself think the word ‘love’ once or twice.
“Okay”, he huffed in resignation. “It’s Simon”
The squeal on the other end of the phone had Jace pulling it far from his ear.
“I knew you were seeing someone, but Simon? Oh my god this is too cute”.
“Can you calm down please, Iz”, Jace sighed.
“So it is Simon?”, a third voice came muffled over the phone from Isabelle’s end.
“Let me guess, Clary is with you?”.
“Of course”, Isabelle answered like he was ridiculous.
“Okay so I’m glad you two figured it out, but can you keep it to yourselves for now. I really like him too, and I just want to enjoy this before everyone starts freaking out over it”.
“Too late”, Clary giggled in the background.
“Too late, what? Iz what did you do?”.
“Your notifications are about to blow up. Alright bye love you see you later”
“Iz? Izzy? Isabelle what do you mean?”.
It was too late she’d ended the call, and then Jace’s phone started buzzing and chiming incessantly. He had a bunch of missed texts from Alec, Magnus and Raphael, but his Instagram was going off.
Opening the app he checked his last post and saw Izzy’s comment.
Oh fuck she didn’t.
‘Hi Simon, you two are so cute. Congrats big brother you landed a good one’ To add extra emphasis she plastered two lines of different color hearts and the heart eyes emoji .
The resulting comments were his friends and family in varying states of shock or delight, a bunch were congratulatory, some hilariously rude, and then there was Simon’s comment. It was life buoy in a sea of insanity, and Jace couldn’t help but let the smile take over yet again.
‘Cats out of the bag, huh Jace? Congrats to me, I landed a gorgeous one’ with the kiss emoji following.
Jace ignored every other comment and only answered one, the only one that mattered.
‘There is no stopping that smile because you’re so damn cute ’
The annoying ‘awwwwwwwwww’ Clary commented with right after made Jace roll his eyes but he didn’t care because he’d be meeting his boyfriend, Simon for a lunch date in thirty minutes. But before he could leave, Jace decided to make another post, this time he shared the full photo. Simon was looking at him with the sweetest look on his face, and that is what made Jace smile.
i bet after all is well and malec got back together, alec will literally have the phobia of ever keeping anything, no matter how menial, from magnus..
Magnus casually walking into Alec’s office,
Magnus: Hi sweetie~
Alec *paused in his mid-morning discussion with Jace, Clary and Izzy to smile and kissed his boyfriend*: Hi. What are you doing here?
Magnus: Oh, i had some work nearby here and decided to stop by. Btw, here you go Blondie~
Jace *caught a small pot of cream thrown to him*: What’s this?
Magnus *’innocently’*: Oh, Alec told me about that nasty rash on your tushie-
Jace *spluttered*: What! Alec, that was supposed to be a secret!
Magnus: - and so i thought i could be a nice guy and give you some ointment. That’ll be five rubies, please~
Jace: The fuc-!
Magnus: Oh and here’s some for you too, biscuit. I figure you might need some too coz of Jace. Yours f.o.c of course~ It wasn’t your fault your boy is… well, him~
Robert: Alec, what i’m about to tell you is highly confidential and you can’t even tell Jace.. The Clave wouldn… Alec, are you listening? What are you doing?
Alec: Hmm? What? Oh go on. don’t worry, I’m listening. I’m just texting Magnus. Could you speak a bit slower so I could type them all exactly?.. Hmm… Maybe I should just call Magnus and put in him on speaker~ What do you think, dad?
Magnus: *stares at Luke*
Luke:… Uh, Magnus? You okay? Is there something wrong?
Magnus: tsk.. tsk.. tsk.. i thought i know you *shaking his head disapprovingly*
Luke*looks at Alec*: What’s wrong with him?
Alec *uneasy*: Uh..
Magnus: Maryse.. really~?
Luke *yelped*: You told him~? I thought we told you not to tell anyone.. Maryse doesn’t want this to go out yet
Alec: And I didn’t tell anyone~I just told Magnus.
Magnus *oblivious, still keep going on*: - Omg, does this means you are my future step father-in-law?? Do I have to call you Dad?? This is a tragedy, Lucian! How could you get it on with my boyfriend’s mother~?
*A small portal appeared and suddenly Magnus’s head pokes in*
Magnus *looks around*: Where’s my boyf.. Ah, Alexander darling~ don’t forget to come home early tonight, okay~.. Cat and Raphael would be coming around 8 and we’ll portal to Morocco from here. See you later,sweetie. Love you~
Alec *goofy grin*: Love you too~
*Magnus popped out in shower of glitter*
Imogen *in strangled voice*: This was supposed to be a secret meeting in a secret place which no one.. absolutely no one except those invited, should know about.. let alone a Downworlder! What do you have to say for yourself, Mr Lightwood?.. Hello, Mr Lightwood..? Are you even listening??
Alec: *still sporting goofy grin thinking of his bae’s beautiful face*