Happy birthday to one of the best debut albums, or one of the best albums in general, in all of rock n’ roll history. Appetite for Destruction was the planet’s introduction to the Most Dangerous Band in the World™, and ever since then they’ve never disappointed. I thank Axl for his voice that outshines the world’s craziest thunderstorms. I thank Slash for solos and riffs that changed the game for all guitarists to come. I thank Izzy for the groove and the jive that will possibly never be topped. I thank Duff for bass riffs that shake the floor with every note. I thank Stevie for the striking drum beats that fall in line with the beat of my heart. Much love.