Here's my rap: My name is Ruby and although I'm a nerd You better believe my rap gon be heard If you diss my main man Jace, You best believe I'll get up in your face I'm kinda weird and I'm kinda gay But to be honest I wouldn't have it any other way I'll beat ur ass at a game of mtg You won't win a game of modern against me You can bet your cards and you can bet your soul, But you won't beat my best deck; izzet control
Hey Ruby, it’s Ben. Jace is truly the best
Except his sense of fashion, can’t say that I’m impressed
If you really pressed me, put me in a stress-test
I confess he may be brilliant, but he’s never well-dressed!
Weird and gay? Please, of course you’re welcome at my table
That’s why it’s called The Gathering, we welcome all labels
But Modern? And Izzet? Control? Seems bleak
When you could Always Be Commanderin’, like my pal Rafiq
Or Glissa, Niv Mizza, Ruric-Thar, or Shu Yun
That’s what happens when you fight me - this battle is done!