The ultimate eat-off competition between Murasakibara and Kagami, as moderated by host and commentator Izuki
  • Izuki:Lettuce begin! The first course is the vegetable course.
  • Murasakibara:Ugggh, salad? What a pain.
  • Izuki:That’s only one bowl of 10. You could say it’s…the tip of the iceberg!
  • Murasakibara:I’ll crush you.
  • ...
  • Izuki:Now on to the fruit course!
  • Murasakibara & Kagami:*grumbling but eating*
  • Izuki:Look at these two! They’re quite the pear!
  • ...
  • Izuki:Next up is the meat course!
  • Kagami:Finally, meat!!
  • Murasakibara:I want sweets…
  • Izuki:But look at this fine cut of meat! Passing up on this would be a missed steak!
  • Hyuuga, from somewhere in the audience:BOOOOO!
  • ...
  • Izuki:Look at our eaters go! It looks like we’ll be here all night!
  • Akashi:You could say that the eating contest has become quite time consuming.
  • Izuki:QUIET IN THE PEANUT GALLERY. He stole my punchline…
  • Akashi:If we’re the peanut gallery, it’s only because this entire competition is nuts.
  • Izuki:…And now, our new guest commentator Akashi will join me in the hosting booth.
  • ...
  • Izuki:We’re coming up on the dessert menu, and it looks like when it comes to baked goods, Kagami might be toast!
  • Murasakibara:*inhales an entire cake*
  • Akashi:His table manners are unconscionable. It gives me the crepes.
  • Izuki:But look, Kagami isn’t giving up! He’s shoveling in both pastries and cream at an amazing rate!
  • Akashi:He seems to have a “two birds, one scone” strategy.
  • ...
  • Izuki:It’s nearly midnight and they’re still going. I donut know how they can eat so much. They must have been bread for it.
  • Akashi:That’s pudding it lightly.
  • Hyuuga, from somewhere in the distance:WE’RE LEAVING.
  • Hanamiya:*challenges Seirin to a game*
  • Hanamiya:You might wanna borrow this. *throws white cloth at Seirin*
  • Izuki:Ew, no one wants your dirty underwear.
  • Hanamiya:It’s not dirty underwear! It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, because-
  • Riko:THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!
  • Seirin:
  • Kirisaki Daīchi High:
  • Hanamiya:…good Lord.