iz not safe

anonymous asked:

Must report EMERGENCEE. Last night DOG stay in MY HOUSE. Mom say iz ‘compny’. But compny bring DOG. Then mom go to sleep! Can’t be sleep with doggo in house! Iz not safe! I very brave cate and stay wake all nite to watch doggo. I also do much pat pat on mom face and chomp mom hair all nite, so she stay wake too. Most safer if wake together. Must be vigilienz!