bruce: [gesturing to a broken bank vault door] who broke it?
bruce: i’m not mad. i just wanna know.
selina: i did it, i broke it…
bruce: no. no, you didn’t. harley?
harley: don’t look at me, look at riddler.
eddie: what?! i didn’t break it!
harley: huh. that’s weird. how did you even know it was broken?
eddie: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
eddie: no it’s not!
jon: if it matters, probably not… ivy was the last one in the bank.
ivy: liar! i don’t even need money!
jon: oh really? then why were you and harley in here earlier?
ivy: harley has an account here and i tag along sometimes. everyone knows that, crane!
selina: alright, let’s not fight. i broke it, let me pay for it, batman.
bruce: no! who broke it!
harley: [whispering] batman, two-face has been awfully quiet…
harvey: really? really?!
harley: yeah, really!
[everyone starts arguing]
bruce: [off to the side] i broke it. i threw a grenade and it ripped the door off its hinges. i predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
so i’ve had this blog for a while but i’ve never gotten the chance to really make any new friends and i want to change that! so reblog this if you post any of the following content and i’ll follow you!! let’s be pals!
Reblog if you post…
• Dan and Phil
• Parks and Rec
• Brooklyn Nine-Nine
• Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy
• Dank memes
• Guardians of the Galaxy
• Theatre in general
• Panic! at the Disco
• Star Wars
• Wonder Woman
• My Chemical Romance
[Poison Ivy voice] Harley Quinn??? Nah what a nerd what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of Harley Quinn spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign loser I— these aren't mine I'm just— [gathering them frantically sweating] listen i just— listen— fuck [thousands of pictures of Harley Quinn scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend juST LISTEN