- Douchey boy on train:So, you’re heading into Manhattan?
- Him:Cool, cool. If you want I could give you my number, take you on a tour?
- Me:I am actually from the city, so I’m good.
- Him:Nice, nice. I go to COLUMBIA.
- Me:That’s great.
- Him:Columbia is an Ivy League.
- Me:I’m aware.
- Him:So where you go to school? I bet you’re a women’s college type of gal, am I right?
- Him:Aww, too bad. I wish we had girls like you at Columbia, but I guess you can’t be pretty AND smart.
- Me:I go to Harvard.
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