ive watched this movie a lot

honestly how is sebastian stan even real he is so funny and cute but also sexy at the same time which confuses me also like his voice is like heaven i just dont know

im wondering why im so bad at adult tours at work…

then i realize i havent done an adult tour in 2.5 weeks and will not have another one for 2 months. okay, maybe just one between now and then.

i dont know how to change that because zoos really appeal more to children, not so much adults.

adult tour requests have declined in popularity within the recent years. theyre
not appealing anymore.

how can i encourage adults to learn about animals?

what would you enjoy to see/do at a zoo?

How to deal with losing interest in your language class:

As a student in a higher-level French and who is self-studying two other languages, I know for a fact that taking a foreign language can get stressful and overwhelming. To learn a ton of grammar, humongous amounts of vocab, and to know how a mind in another culture works, it can get super hard sometimes. All that stuff that goes into learning a foreign language can make it super easy to get burnt-out. And we’ve all done it. Trust me. But, it’s okay, my dude. We’ve all been there. It sucks, but you’ll get over it. Here are some tips how: 

i. take your time 

Listen, my dudes, it can be so difficult to learn a foreign language and you should already be proud of yourself for doing so!! Even in a fast-paced class, you should take it slow and make sure you don’t beat yourself over not getting it in perfect time. Language takes practice, and sometimes we don’t get it as fast as we want it. it’s okay. 

ii. ask questions/talk to the professor

Are you totally lost? Tell someone. It could be a classmate, a native speaker you’ve befriended, or your instructor. Either way, I highly recommend you talk to someone if you’re stuck on a specific concept or feel unmotivated. You sometimes need a boost from a study buddy in your target language. 

iii. remember why you’re studying

My go-to method for when I’m having a bad day in French or I’m just not getting something is simple. I simply ask myself: “Why am I doing this?” No reason is not good enough for choosing to learn a specific language. Learning languages has its benefits and even if you just like the sound of it is reason enough to learn it! Trust me, I have no incentive for learning my target language. But I love it, and I refuse to give it up when it gets difficult. 

iv. study on your own 

To be honest, this is super super important anyway. You absolutely NEED to practice a language on your own, whether you feel like it or not. Without some practice, you’re going to feel completely lost in class sometimes. You can have fun with this too: take this time to familiarize yourself with the culture more. Personally, it’s always helpful to watch movies in French or listen to music in Spanish. I learn to enjoy my target language more and to have fun with it!

v. take a break

We all get unmotivated sometimes. Yeah, language learning takes a lot of work, but sometimes it helps to take a step back and refresh a little. Focus on other schoolwork or maybe find something new to occupy your time. Being burnt out on learning a language sucks, I know, but sometimes it’s best to ride the wave a little bit. 

just imagine a soulmate au where you get little soulmarks for the people who are most important to you and adult bill not being able to remember why he has so many but every once in a while he’ll get a flash of memory when he really looks at one of them like the feeling of pride when he concentrates on the little silver slug on the inside of his elbow or obnoxious laughter from the thick-rimmed glasses on his hip. he doesn’t know why the slingshot on his ankle makes his heart ache the way it does, or why the little blue and white inhaler makes him miss someone he can’t even remember. and then he gets a call from the same man who left the dark blue book on his shoulder and he does remember all of them. remembering just doesn’t make it any easier when the green bird on his wrist fades to grey just like georgie’s paper sailboat behind his ear.

this is one of the worst headlines ive ever read.absolutely cursed. hexed.lets start with the concept . a man jacked off (beat his meat. played with his trombone. rubbed the eiffel tower) in the middle of a theater while watching the film emoji movie. horrifying and reveals a lot about who this man really is. second of all the image of this man. its blurry, jpegged, and vertical. i feel like he’d enter my home and shatter my bones, killing me instantly. third of all, the fact the police are going to arrest this man for jacking off during the emoji movie. fourth of all there was witnesses. he didnt do this is an empty theater, no, he just spanked his little piggy in a crowded theater in front of people. completely surreal. he is a disgusting man with no standards but he’s also brave. anyway i fucking hate the emoji movie and the fear it brought with it

me: watches so much british youtube and television that i accidentally start using british slang terms

Why Tony Stark deserves better
  • When he realised his equipment was causing so much damage, he chose to change direction, even when everyone was telling him he was “crazy” from the kidnapping, but apparently he’s “selfish”
  • He said that he “shouldn’t be alive” and that’s why he wanted to change and do something different with his life
  • He had nightmares after NY (where Steve told him it was a one-way trip and he nearly died), suffered from PTSD, but of course no one cares about these minor details, and JARVIS died as well, but again, who cares?? It’s not like they knew how important Jarvis was
  • Steve actually stood there, saying “you’re keeping secrets from me, I can’t believe this”, and then he goes onto NOT tell Tony that Bucky killed his parents, which, because he’s not thick, he knows is something Tony is extremely sensitive about, but apparently this is all in the past and we shouldn’t focus on that
  • Tony says he’ll help Steve, and then finds out about his parents, and tries to kill Bucky, but apparently he should’ve ‘controlled himself’ and ‘over-reacted’, because you know, it’s just a video showing his parents getting murdered by the person he’s standing right next to, no biggie
  • Let’s talk about shithead Clint saying you should “watch your back” with Tony because “there’s a chance he’ll break it”, where he’s referring to Rhodey. Really? And Natasha’s whole double-agent thing. So Tony was the one being being too violent? Tell me more.
  • And it’s sad that Peter was sent home, because when Tony recruited him, he was probably like “oh we’ll just try and stop them with a friendly fight” but nah, because TeamCap doesn’t care and Steve wants to crush Peter with a truck, and paralyse Rhodey in the process
  • Because Steve, who awoke after 70 years, thinks he knows everything and knows that those 117 countries are the ones that are wrong, and this gives him the right to do whatever he wants, with no regards to any consequences, because apparently he can never be wrong
  • Because Steve, the righteous person he is, had the decency to send Tony a letter saying “I’m sorry, but not really because everyone likes ME now, so call us if you need us, I guess I’ll drop by, because see? I’m a giving person.”
  • Even that line - “I don’t want you roaming around by yourself” like Steve, kindly gtfo, you missed the “because I decided to breakup the Avengers because I’m better than everyone else and I know what’s best for everyone even though 117 countries may disagree”.
  • Steve didn’t deserve the shield. The “Howard made it for Steve, not Tony” excuse is bs, because YES, I’m sure if Howard was there and knew Steve’s friend was gonna murder him and nearly kill his son he’d say “well, I guess I made it for you, so sure, take it.” Uh huh. UH HUHHH
  • Tony was dropping Peter off, joking around with him, making video vlogs, because he didn’t want to tell him that his best friend nearly killed him - and he tried his best to keep him out of trouble, prepare him for anything (+ the training wheels protocol thing), even if it meant taking the suit, because he said that “if you die, it’s on me” but nah, he’s a bad role model and only cares about himself.
  • Aaand lastly, did Tony not try, and try, and try, to find a middle ground? He was there telling Steve to sign or do something, but nah, that thickhead was like “soz can’t do it, don’t even wanna consider it”, but sure, it was Tony who betrayed everyone, because he didn’t warn them about what would happen if they…you know…broke the damn law

I could go on, but you get the point. 

skams third season has ended

we have to wait until the end of February / begin of March for new episodes so i wanted to make a list of what to watch next

there is simply no show like skam and we all have fallen in love with isak and even this season, their relationship is so important to me

being gay made it really hard to find representation in media so this post focuses on the happy and positive portrayal of lgb teenagers in movies and tv series


Obvious shows like the fosters, shameless, pll, the 100, skin, glee, degrassi, buffy… are excluded from this list, many of them are too well known already, not really happy or good


but im a cheerleader: 

this comedy from 1999 is about megan who gets send to conversation therapy by her concerned friends and parents, sound terrible but is acutally really funny and cute and has a happy ending, natasha lyonne (from oitnb) plays the lead, its definitely more artsy, not as realistic as skam

the way he looks:

a brazilian movie about the blind, gay, 16 year old leonardo who falls in love with gabriel, the movie deals with self acceptance, first love, blindness, friendship and is really relatable, one of my favorite movies

the get down:

a netflix show (by baz luhrmann and nas!!!! even would love that) about the beginnings of hip hip and rap, has the best story line, music, characters, the most amazing girl friendship and a gay/bi character in a interracial relationship, just watch it, will be worth it, literally one of the best shows of 2016 (also the second part of the first season airs soon)

jongens:

a dutch coming out movie, Sieger meets Marc who becomes a member of his athletics team and they fall in love, really nice and realistic, i recommend this to everyone, i just love this movie so much

zomer:

also a dutch movie, about an interracial lesbian relationship, seems nice and there was a good review of it but i didnt watch it yet so it may or may not be good or have a happy ending

eyewitness:

got really popular on tumblr so you may know it, its a bout two gay teens who witness a triple homicide, its more of a crime but with gay main characters, based on a norwegian series, i also recommend that (its low budget and bad but i liked it)

pariah:

2011 movie about a 17 year old African american lesbian, not completely happy end (still happy tho), cinematically good

tschick:

a german road movie about two 14 year old boys, i loved the book and they finally made a movie!! one characters gay, doesnt really focus on that but its one of the only german movies with non-white gay character so yeah…

show me love:

swedish movie about two girls in love, it is the best teenage lesbian movie, omg i love this one

closet monster:

more like a horror movie, a bit confusing, about the gay teenager oscar, kinda happy ending?

moonlight:

2016 movie about an african american gay man, the movies is parted into three parts of his life, one is his teenage life, one of the best movies this year, 99% on rotten tomatoes

hidden kisses: 

about a 16 year old boy who falls in love with a class mate, they face a lot of bulling, may have a sad ending, i can´t find something about the end and i havent watch it

i killed my mother: 

a movie by xavier dolan, hes gay himself and play the main character kits about the main characters relationship with his mother and his boyfriend, i really recommend this 

just watch any movie by xavier dolan

esteros:

a mexican movie about two men who were in love as kids and meet again as adults, has a 100% on rotten tomatoes

being 17:

french movie about an interracial relationship between two guys

casual:

in the second season the teenage daughter gets a girlfriend

in the flesh:

a zombie show, the main character is the pansexual kieren, this is one of the most beautful shows ive seen, i fell in love with it, but it git canceled way too soon

cucumber & banana: 

i watched this but i dont actually remember a lot, i think both center around the same group of lgbt characters, i belive its well made and good 




not so happy movies i wanted to include:

the summer of sanaile:
center of the world


movies that come out soon


simon vs the homosapiens agenda

heaters reboot with a black lesbian and a gender queer lead 

call me by your name

the miseducation of cameron post (movie adaption of the book, about a lesbian teenager)

as you are ( with amandla stenberg)


feel free to add more or to correct this if something is wrong

omg i just #confirmed that the fukgfing sound byte in the middle of this song is from bernie sanders in an msnbc interview he did in 2012

also, it’s a fucking banger and yall should listen to it

Made with SoundCloud
random sodapop headcanons

-kids love him

-and he loves them, like when he sees babies he’ll play peekaboo with them and stuff aww

-same with animals, his brothers are constantly trying to pull him away from animals he sees on the street

-he actually wasn’t dumb, he just had a learning disability

-every night his parents would help him with his homework but he eventually lost motivation

-he is always cold

-which means hes always covered in blankets

-like at the DX when its 80 degrees he’ll literally have a blanket around his shoulders

-he always smells like vanilla for some reason

-hes straight, but has definitely *done things* with steve

-he has trust issues because hes actually liked girls before and he found out they only liked him for his looks

-his teeth are really straight naturally???how???

-modern soda knows every word to hollaback girl

-he and steve even made up a dance to it and everytime it comes on its just like OHHH GURL DIS MY SONG

-his favorite 80s movie would probably be dirty dancing

-you know hes watching it when you hear IVE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFEEEEE from the next room

-yeah he loves to sing and he actually has a decent voice

-SINGS IN THE SHOWER

-MODERN SODA WOULD LOVE GLEE

-sleeps with a million pillows

-the kind of person who says “nasty” instead of “gross” (you know what im talking about)

-he doesnt cry a lot, but when he does cry it is i n t e n s e

-he was a total momma’s boy

-but he kept a few of his dads shirts bc they smelled like him

-he says GURLLL  a lot

-idk i just can see sodapop curtis running into the house trying to get pony’s attention yelling GURRLLLLLLLL 

-protective as fuck. of everyone, but mostly of his family and the gang

-a bean

long post but i still sometimes remember that i came out on instagram in my hell hole high school and just take a few moments to be so proud of myself. i remember after taking the picture in front of the pride flags at 2014 boston pride and just being completely shocked that i had this concrete picture that i was 100% intending to share with everyone i knew to finally say i was gay. it felt both like i was holding a death sentence and something that would finally let me breathe again after years and years. most of my friends didn’t even know at that time which is the most unreal part to me. finally posting it the next day was so surreal i was just shaking at crying at every new person who saw it and i knew people who didn’t even follow me were going to be sent it. but it was something i always knew i had to do in high school even if it made everything so much harder. i remember walking into school that next day was the scariest thing ive ever done. it really felt like a movie where people just stop in the hallway and are staring. i remember i had a debate first period that day and had to sit in the middle of the class with everyone watching me and this kid debate about us history and just most people didn’t really know how to act towards me. a lot of people told good things to my best friend saying that it was amazing what i did and that they were so happy for me but people were mostly awkward to my face. it was a really hard month for the rest of junior year getting used to the fact that everyone knew. that summer i finally got so much closer to my friends and actually felt like i had genuine connections with these ppl bc i wasn’t lying all the time. i gradually got used to being out and it was genuinely the best decision for me even though it was really difficult. coming out isn’t always going to be completely freeing immediately and it takes a lot of work but in the end it can make you so incredibly happy. remembering stuff like this reminds me of the strength ive gained from being out and reminds me that ive really earned my happiness now.

wafflewhooore  asked:

Favorite movies of the paladins to watch with their s/o

so i was supposed to finish this last night but then dakota was sweet :((( oh yeah and if anyone was wondering after last night sharks may have two (2) dicks but dont worry they most likely only use one at a time (scientists dont watch sharks have sex often so we don’t know for sure)

Lance

  • chick flicks with his s/o
  • you guys shipping characters and then getting excited when they interact
  • getting mad over the guys’ bad choices
  • “dON’T KISS HER OH MY G O D”
  • “babe we are a much better couple”
  • you guys make these movies so much deeper then they have to be
  • “but he only liked her because she got prettier!”
  • “idk man but all i can say is Legally Blonde was better”
  • “legally blonde surpasses all of these movies tHAT’S AN UNFAIR COMPARISON”
  • he’s also watch disney movies with you
  • you guys analyze those as well

Keith

  • action movies!!!
  • he always roots for the good guys like always
  • probably predicts a fight before it happens
  • “yeah he’s not gonna win”
  • “tHAT WOULD NEVER WORK IN LIFE”
  • anyway he comes for the action, stays for the plot
  • not like he’s telling anyone that though

Shiro

  • kind of open to most genres
  • he does however enjoy mystery movies
  • but like to ease stress he likes to watch family friendly movies
  • like “cheaper by the dozen”
  • soft smiles and lots of cuddling
  • would probably also watch a documentary
  • he’s a very interested person ok

Pidge

  • thriller/psychological/mystery
  • She likes to think and thrillers usually make you think
  • if it was a movie and not an anime, i’d say she loved erased
  • she likes to test how smart she is like WHO is the killer
  • WHO are they running from
  • not really into gore though
  • stuff like Gone Girl (hAVEN’T WATCHED IT YET But based off what ive read about the book)
  • “inception was just weird”
  • “oKAY BUT IT KIND OF-”
  • “no, katie sweetie it made no fucking sense.”

Hunk

  • family/comedy
  • (okay but imagine movie night being you guys watching the food network!!!! i love the food network!!!! cooking shows bro!!!!! anyway)
  • disney movies!!!!
  • Moana would probably make him tear up me too hunk
  • Also, the Aristocats, 101 Dalmations, the ORIGINALS
  • he finds them calming and also fun
  • he cant stand pidges movies he always walks right out of the room when she starts one

anonymous asked:

Head cannons for a date with a demon OR shadow monster :v

ive already got a request for a shadow monster so ill do demon and also bc ive been thinking abt demons today 

  • he would take you to a fancy restaurant or somewhere you’ve never been before to let you indulge in a new experience 
  • date night seances 
  • sometimes dates are just him coming over really late with a liter of soda and watching horror movies while he lays on you 
  • hes got no real concept of time so sometimes he drops by in the middle of the day to take you on a date 
  • “the sky sure is beautiful tonight” “yeah” “you know what else is beautiful?” “is this that fucking meme?” “…no” “are you sure” “……no”
  • expect lots of weird forked tongue kisses 

xoxo-kth  asked:

post ten facts about yourself and pass it on to ten faves 💕💕💕 (ps you're actually my favorite bts art blog ilove)

Thank you💘💘💘💘 ;0;
1) idk how to cook
2) i like being in the middle (when im with a group of friends)
3) i dont like bubble tea :^//
4)i heard about bts during NMD but i didny like the song so i didn’t stan them;;
5) my 2 other names are Dana and Dolly >:^DD
6) I think ive watched the movie big fish 15 times
7) I love the serie This is us and I cried a lot ;0;
8) I secretly want to meet one guy and spend my life with him but thats a secret djdjkdjdksjdk
9) I talk 24h/7
10) and if I dont it either means im tired af or you did smt to me :((((

And idk who to tag dkdjkd if u want to do that feel free💘💘💘💘

no offense but if your horror film’s plot twist revolves around the antagonists being mentally ill all along then you’re not a good writer lmao. real horror is unexpected and original and mentally ill villains are neither of those. there are far better horror writers out there that deserve the money and resources used to create your shitty movie 

anonymous asked:

To you, Where is Home? (I already asked Sini- and i wanna ask scribs and it seems cliche and if it's too personal you don't have to answer sorry--)

home is waking up to my friends messaging each other in our server and smiling really big because i have so much love for them both. its become this familiarity and thing to look forward to every morning and being able to wake up and feel safe seeing them yell about dumb asks or posting their doodles and wips just helps me feel ready to take on the day and leaves my brain buzzing with hope

home is when me and my mom and sibling have enough to go out to eat and we goof off at a family dinner somewhere kinda nice and tell each other when we fart and laugh the night away

home is a nashua house with a barren backyard and the tvs always on and the dogs always smelly but our hearts are so full

home is midnight in a market basket parking lot skateboarding and listening to musicals until were too tired to keep going but too stubborn to say goodbye

home is a hot cup of tea and a big blanket and a good playlist and a stream full of my pals making goofs and doing love hour every minute because our emotions are too large to be contained to one hour

home is staying up late to watch movies ive never seen and never had the desire to see but watching them because my friend loves them and we overanalyze every scene and delve into what if scenarios until my eyes are too heavy to stay open

home is everything about her. her laugh, her smile, her snarky snapchats, her texts about clogging the toilet, her angry rants about her coworkers, her bed which is too comfy to truly exist, watching the same cartoons we always watch while stoned with her by my side, waking up to her dogs ass in my face and not minding because i love him because hes hers, our matching tattoos, everything. everything about her is home

home is “i eat my peas with honey…”

home is being overwhelmed by drinks at work but shes by side and slinging jokes and looking out for me because she knows how anxious i can get, and i know how sad she can get, and we carry each other through morning rush with smiles on our faces and laugher in our hearts