ive never done this shit before

any other cool autistic peops have issues with people just expecting u to magically Know how to do something u have never done before

like if ive never, say, made an appointment at a place before, or some cooking process ive never attempted before, just some mundane task im doing for the first time my mom expects me to already know what to do or just figure it out while doing it & make no mistakes & i ????? donut understand that. like i guess its tasks that r usually simple & normal for allistics/neurotypicals but if ive never done it before how am i supposed to just know what to do

& then of course it ties in with the Vague Instructions thing bc i need specific step-by-step instructions if im doing something new & she will just tell me vague shit & get annoyed if i dont get it right away 

Famous Romans as Dril Tweets
  • Livia: i pay good money to load my sons bag with treats, and if Erasmus Infowars Copfucker wants to devour them in the university library, so be it
  • Ovid: if youre one of the guys who blocked me on here, i Forgive you, and im ready for you to unblock me now.
  • Catullus: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I'VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
  • The Gracchi Brothers: "FEAR IS USED 2 ENSLAVE THE MASSES," I SAID AS I RIPPED THE FUCKIN DECORATIVE CARDBOARD SKELETON OFF OF THE COMMUNITY CENTERS BULLETIN BOARD
  • Cicero: in the midst of jade helm 15 and high gas prices. a good boy looks to the stars and asks where have all the angels Gone ...............
  • Claudius: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Agrippina the Younger: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
  • Caligula: me: nobody has to get owned today. please, please put down the keyboard and step back 9 year old child: Fuck oyu
  • Julia Domna: measure to approve massive depressing statue in the center of town depicting an emaciated mayor carrying a boulder that says "My Sons" on it
  • Julius Caesar: dis charged from the army for doing memes too much
  • Augustus: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
  • Nero: the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
  • Cornelia: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can
  • Cato the Elder: ive never laughged at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.
RFA HEADCANONS: Your First Fight~

I DELETED THE ANONYMOUS PERSONA QUESTION ON ACCIDENT I HATE MY LI- okay. Ima just paste what I have.

(Aha! Yes, thank you for the request. I haven’t done this yet, simply because I’m still new on tumblr :) there isn’t much I have done, really.

So, thank you again! Means so much to me <3 hope you like it.)

(OKAY SO I FINISHED THIS AND I REALIZED; CRAP IVE NEVER DONE A FIGHT THING LIKE THIS?? Plus I got tired. T_T Lmao, I’m sorry. These are kinda bad.)

~~

Yoosung:

While he was playing LOLOL, you decided you would get a head start on your homework.

Well, you haven’t really been paying attention to the lessons.

You knew nothing.

You probably sat there in silence for a good hour or so, before you just lost it.

Getting frustrated, you slammed your book shut, sliding it on the floor.

This gained Yoosung’s attention, so he quickly rushed over to you.

“(Y/N)? What’s wrong?”

“I CANT DO THIS SHIT.”

He’d get really scared because oh my god? You were screaming at him? What is he supposed to do?

“Oh..! Uhm..I can help you!”

“YOU CANT EVEN KEEP UP WITH YOUR OWN DAMN HOMEWORK, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.”

This..ohh, this was harsh.

You were too caught up in the moment to realize what you had said.

He started to tear up, but he tried brushing it off, just wanting to help you.

Still, he’d try to raise his voice..but just can’t??

“I didn’t know you felt that way, (Y/N).”

You looked over and saw the tears, and fELT SO GUILTY, P R O T E C T H I M.

“Wait..Yoosung, no..”

He’d probably try smiling, reassuring you that it was okay.

He legit picks you up, place you on the bed, and will just hold you in his arms for a while.

Then, once you’ve calmed down completely, he will actually help you with your homework.

~~

707:

Seven hadn’t spoken a single word to you all day. It was really starting to get on your nerves, but still, you tried to get him to speak.

He was trying hard to ignore you at this point, wanting to talk to you..but, he just didn’t want to continue getting close. He was scared of hurting you, really.

He would get up from his chair, going over to grab another bag of honey Buddha.

This is when you’d make your move.

You’d go up, and slap his ass playfully, just trying to get him to laugh, or make a remark..or something.

But he actually pretends to get all mad?

“Stop acting like a child, (Y/N).”

You’d feel a little hurt at this, because normally he was fine with it? So???

You’d raise your voice.

“Child? Luciel. You have been ignoring me ALL THE DAMN DAY? AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME THE CHILD?”

At this point, you would start tearing up a little bit.

He was fine with the yelling. He wanted you to get mad. He wanted you to realize that he was a terrible person, and that he didn’t deserve you.

But when you start crying?

His heart breaks.

He instantly regrets trying to ignore you, realizing that maybe it would be fine if the two of you were together.

He goes up, giving you a big hug.

“God.. (Y/N)..I’m sorry. It’s just..been a rough day, that’s all. I love you.”

“..I love you, too, Seven.”

~~

Zen:

The two of you were going on a date tonight.

Of course, it was really starting to dwell on you…that he is perfect. He’s handsome, and talented..and you’re just over here looking like a classy potato?

“(Y/N)! YOU’VE BEEN UP THERE FOR AN HOUR. ARE YOU COMING?”

He literally comes up there, just to see what the hell you’ve been doing this whole time.

You’re in there, trying to look perfect, but to you..it just wasn’t working out.

“(Y/N). You look beautiful as always, come on. It’s just another date.”

“Just another date?! What do you mean just another date?”

He’d widen his eyes, like ‘o shit, no.’

“(Y/N). You know that isn’t what I meant..”

“Then what did you mean, Zen? What is it? Dammit, can’t you just see I’m trying be worthy of you?! And you don’t even care?”

At this point, he gets pretty mad at what you’re saying.

To him, you are perfect? So?? The hell?

“Stop acting like that, (Y/N). You know damn well you’re worthy of me. If anything, we are deserving of each other. You. Are. Perfect. I will never get tired of you. I. Love. You. Can’t you wrap your cute mind around that fact?!”

Of course, he called you cute while trying to win.

And it worked.

You couldn’t stay mad much longer. In fact, you were never mad at him to begin with.

You say your apologies, and go on your date~

~~

Jaehee:

She never came home.

After a long day at work, you were ready to cuddle your beautiful girlfriend..but where she at, tho??

You were frustrated enough, and knowing that she was just over working herself again was enough to make it worse.

So, you had to drive all the way to her work place.

SHE IS SO TIRED, YOU CAN JUST SEE IT ALL OVER HER FACE?

“Jaehee. You never even called to tell me you were going to be late! I’m worried about you. Come home..you can fi-”

“(Y/N). I am busy. Leave me alone, please.”

MCSCUSE ME? (Reference. Ha.)

“What? Jaehee. I can tell yo-”

“I said leave me alone.”

You feel tears well up in your eyes, and you don’t know what to do, so..you just run out.

She quickly realizes her mistake, and instantly gets up, and runs after you.

“(Y/N)! Wait!”

“…what..”

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to snap.”

“Jaehe-”

“No, it’s okay. Let’s just..go home.”

~~

Jumin:


You had broken Elizabeth 3rd’s collar whole trying to get it off. It was an accident, but Jumin didn’t see it that way.

“Jumin. I said I’m sorry, okay? I’ll buy her a new one!”

“(Y/N), you know damn well I can afford one myself. I don’t care about replacing it. She’s had that collar forever! It must have meant a lot to her..”

“Exactly. It was old. The part probably wasn’t in good shape, an-”

“Jaehee never had a problem with it.”

You would feel your blood boil at this.

“Then why don’t you date Jaehee, then?”

“Idiot..you know that’s not what I me-”

“Oh, so now I’m an idiot?”

This is when he’d say something stupid like “I knew I shouldn’t get involved with women.”

AND YOU JUST?

UHM?

You don’t even try to fight back. You grab your purse, and you’re already going out the door.

Jumin quickly realizes his mistake, and while he doesn’t want to admit it..he needed you.

He would sigh, rushing over to grab you before you left.

“(Y/N)..I’m sorry, okay? We can get her a new one. Just..don’t leave me..”

~~

V:

He needed the eye surgery.

No doubt, you knew this pastel boy needed the surgery.

You tried to convince him..every day now. But, he never seemed to listen.

So, you go back to base one.

“V..I reall-”

“Want me to get the surgery? (Y/N). You’ve reminded me everyday. I appreciate that you care..but, please. I’m fine.”

You’d get a bit frustrated. I mean, you’ve been trying, and he doesn’t even give it a thought?

“You still love Rika..don’t you?”

HE WOULD TENSE TF UP.

“What..?”

“You love rika. Don’t you?”

“(Y/N)..”

“No. Answer me.”

He pauses for a moment, unsure of how to even respond. Did he love her? He didn’t even know, himself??

He sighs, not in the mood to fight with you, the one he truly loves.

“No. I don’t. In fact, (Y/N)..contact Jumin. I’m getting the surgery.”

(SQUEAL?)

~~

Saeran:

You two would be walking hand in hand around town, when an old friend called your name.

You’d turn around, giving your friend a big smile.

You feel Saeran’s grip on your hand tighten, as he gives the person death glares.

Your friend and you talked for a good 2 or 3 minutes, before they said “See Ya later.” and ooohhhh boy. Is Saeran mad when they finally left.

“Are you?”

“Wha-”

“Are you going to see that son of a bitch later?!”

At this point, you can’t help but just laugh. I mean, cute, jealous boyfriend alert~

“Probably not. I haven’t seen her for a long time. That’s just something people say, you know.”

“Hmph. I do- wait. Her?”

“Saeran. That was a girl.”

“But- they-”

“Oh my god. You actually- okay. ”

The two of you probably just walk in silence for a few minutes, before changing the subject, as if that whole thing never happened.

snk characters as dril tweets
  • Eren: THis is not a "Meltdown". Its a normal opinion
  • Armin: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Mikasa: i just want to find the optimal bra for sniper operations, but everyeone here is so rude, and pieces of shit
  • Jean: blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
  • Connie: some times.. the smartest people you know, are Geniuses
  • Sasha: (steps out onto the podium for the annual delivery of his Most Hated "State of the Arbys" address) the state of the Arby's... is strong…
  • Historia: my wife. my beautiful wife. i cannot lie to you any longer. the fbi is after me for kicking president obama's Turtle. thats why im screaming
  • Ymir: me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point
  • Levi: ive never laughed at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.
  • Hange: im a monk in real life, the matrix is real and hummingbirds and other really fast animals are proof positive that bullet time eixists
  • Erwin: stunning: mindful adult , decked out in complete set of riot gear - takes out entire stampede of horses using wisdom and tactic's
  • Annie: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo* Damn That's Weird
  • Reiner: unfollow me if you hav e ever done or thought about doing war crimes. i dont want war criminals shitting my feed up
  • Bertholdt: 1989: the fall of the berlin wall is celebrated, historically revered 2016: i tear down the sneeze guard at old country buffet and get Booed
*clears throat*

*long post warning but read to save lives*

hello this is lara!!

jsjds okay ive never done this before bcs im an ass with anxiety but rappornster whos only a couple of months old hit a milestone that im very thankful of!! which is also unbelievable bcs i was am a lost kid who had no idea how tumblr works and tf i should do here?? so i wanna use it as an excuse to spread my love so let me shout this out:

thank you so much.

*notice how i didnt use caps bcs i dont want you to imagine me aggressively screaming in front of your faces but its more like,, me holding both of your hands in front of ur chest,, looking at u with teary eyes filled with warmth&affection*

idk how else to express it you all are the crabs to my nj!!! you all deserve to get free concert tickets for life and meet bangtan irl i hope you are happy and enjoying life to the fullest but idk tho u do what u wanna do

mostly, thanks for loving bangtan, especially namjoon! (im legit super happy meeting so many nj stans here jsjds) ik you follow this blog bcs you love and support him no shit so y’all better keep on doing it and lets keep on loving him together bcs he the sole reason apocalypse decided to postpone itself facts only

lastly, kim the apocalypse postponer namjoon once said: we want you, we thank you, we love you.

same. (except idk what he meant by we want you but ok)

THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU.

Keep reading

honestly im making soup and its like…. ive never done it before and i just guessed all the proportions and its like….. i have like 8 asparagus and a whole broccoli and a whole cauliflower and like??????? if im being hones????? honestly???? i think its gonna taste shit but its fine

i should keep writing bc i said id try to be done this weekend but i uuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe

NO

NONONONONO

ASLDKFJS;L I JUST WATCHED THE VERY LAST EPISODE OF HANNIBAL

THE LAST AND I CANT BELIEVE IT

SO MANY THINGS WERE HAPPENING IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES AND I KNEW IT COULD NEVER END IN A SATISFYING WAY AND I SAW THE CLIFFHANGER COMING FROM FIVE BAZILLION MILES AWAY AND I KEPT WATCHING AND NOW I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING

HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY MANAGE TO GET SHOT AND STABBED AND FALL OFF A FUCKING CLIFF AND ASLKFJAS;LK AND THE THING RIGHT BEFORE THEY FELL WAS THE GAYEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN IT WAS GLORIOUS AND FRANCIS WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE AND AAAAAAAACKJH

WHEN

TELL ME WHEN 

IS THE NEXT SEASON COMING

I NEED IT

anonymous asked:

hey quick question why do you hate shipboys and post hate in the tag and generally are a shitty person to the community but you're all over the dougruss fics on ao3? what is the difference?

a: i dont post hate in the tag. i dont ever tag stuff ship.boys. you can check, there is nothing in my /tagged/ship/boys. (without that slash of course) thats not my style, i dont want to start shit. if posts ive made are ending up in the tag let me know, because thats never my intention.

and, ive answered this question before- its all about permission, y’see.

russ and justin have specifically okay’d roug, and fanfics and stuff about them. (heres the link on russ’ twitter) nick and griffin have never done that. shipping, porn, that stuff isn’t okay when the people in question havent given permission to do so. if nick and griffin say they dont mind shipboys? then i wont mind either. but they havent. 

(and thats not even to start on the discussion of whether lac is really rpf or not but thats a whole other horse)

anonymous asked:

Like I found out your BMI and... I need to go lower basically and it's not your fault you didn't know but anything that people can use and you've done height and weight and pics you can tell before... It's not me vs you it's me vs me and I don't want to blame you but... Please the shit you post is triggering but you are like my big sister you affect me so much

ive never posted about my bmi or how much i actually weigh so im not sure what ive posted thats made you come to that conclusion? im sorry if something ive posted about has hurt you if theres anything you want me to tag you can just ask or unfollow if you feel that would be healthier for you? sorry ive hurt you like this

Who 2 fight in nct 127 + ten

Taeil

35% u gotta outlast him 

A dirty fighter,, prob has a knife, will pull your hair watch out,,,
,,was a bad boy™ so he knows tricks,,,but like , that doesn’t mean he knows how to do them A 4 effort tho,, r low stamina so if he doesn’t KO u before the like 5 min mark ur good

Johnny

50% depends on his mood

Soft boy™ ½ but lbr,,, have we ever seen him angry? Idk bout u but that shitd be scary like (A this boi was loose on the streets of chicago in his Youth (B 9 years in SM ,,, so he has Seen Shit n could fuq u up ,, just prob doesn’t wanna    also very large could kill me just by leaning on me so,,,,

Taeyong

100% dont

Don’t(unless hes into that ya know ;;;) hes a soft overworked father ,,, tbh I really don’t know,, idk like a peacock just tries to scare u off

Yuta

5% its 4 a good cause 

Lbr youd die hes cut af   but u should do it anyway ,,,, he p favors his arms but only cause it looks cooler his strength is in his legs,, stamina 4 dayyyys but prob get bored fast,,, will flash u to distract u mby he will flash a smile mby a tit who knows it’s a surprise

Doyoung

0% bye 

Scrapy af,, like taeil but taller and angrier,, would trash talk u to hype himself out  n plays r dirty watch out for teeth n nails he will fuck you up ,,,,also if u go for one of his babies ….u will be missed tho if u distract him with food or a sad taeyong u might be able to get away

Ten

45% eh hes small but i woulnt do it 

dont fight him hes injured just beat him at smash or smth
,,,but,,
Wouldn’t even fight u   hed just pull some HTS devils shit n u’d run
N he’d laugh n make some1 buy him food cause he won

Jaehyun

0% u wouldn’t win but u also wouldn’t get hurt 

Boft™ Soft Boy™2/2 p couldn’t even fight u
Would just wait 4 you to get tired or when u hurt your hands on his rock hard pecs n shit n pat ur head

Winwin

-23% BYE

,,,,,no,,,, First(1st) hes been dancing since he was a Infant ,,n dancers r ,, scary so he could pull some Wild shit ,,also if u somehow survive his secret ninjustu   the Members will go after u like rabid dogs so tl;dr fight him if u want to die

Mark

60% prob a bad fighter but have u seen his abs

U shouldn’t ,, the boy has been through enough ,,,but,,, if he wants to go u should do it its good stress relief  ,, hes prob jumpy like u remember the mu beyond of the cherry bomb mv,, imagine that coming @ u

Haechan

75% idk

I want to see him try ….if u can find it in you to hurt this sweet summer child he will prob start crying but lbr,, if hes getting punched he p did somthin to deserve it(also watch out 4 a flying doyoung going 4 ur throat)

anonymous asked:

mia!! ive never done anal before but id like to try it, do you have any experience with it? (cis female)

Yeah I like it a lot, but I don’t do it that often cause it comes with stress and this feeling you might shit yourself at any given second, so prepare for that. It’s not as painful as it’s made out to be if you use lots of lube and if you really WANT it, you will be able to relax and let it happen. It feels strange as fuck first and it’s not gonna get “better”, but there’s something really nice to that strange feeling and if you’ve tried anal play before, you will like the real thing as well. Lube, lube, lube, like I said. Do it with someone you trust, someone who won’t mind if it doesn’t work first, or if it’s not like in porn, cause it’s not gonna be like in porn. Wash your asshole beforehand, but get used to the likeliness of poop. I’m not saying you will ACTUALLY shit yourself- it’s just gonna feel this way. But there might be some poop-stuff left in your ass that might get his dick dirty. I’m not saying it WILL definitely happen, but there’s always a chance, so it’s important to do it with someone you know won’t mind. Don’t let them go too fast and too hard on you unless you really want it. The day after is gonna be “fun”. Your asshole will feel huge as fuck and you’re gonna fart out cum. Make sure to stay clean and DO NOT! LET! THEM! PUT THEiR DICK IN YOUR PUSSY AFTER IT WAS IN YOUR BUTT! Ass bacteria can give you nasty infections. Apart from that, it’s fun, believe me. It all sounds scary and dirty, and it IS dirty, but if you keep your pussy clean and talk to your partner about it all before and while you do it, there’s no reason to worry <3