tbh i know in my heart that a homestuck movie would be a fucking disaster but if there were one i would not be able to die peacefully unless it opened with rose’s opening quote for her game walkthrough
just imagine this text being read by rose as it appears on a stark black screen with absolutely no sound
“Since you are reading this, chances are you have installed this game on your computer already. If this is true, like many others, you have just participated in the bringing about the end of the world.
But don’t beat yourself up about it. There was never anything you could have done to prevent it.” - Rose Lalonde