ivana-humpalot

  • Inspector: This is your confession. Please sign on the dotted line you piece of shit.
  • *Akira signs the paper*
  • Inspector: Alright. Good. You have a nice day, Ivana Humpalot...
  • *guards snicker in the corner*
  • Inspector: You think you're in a position to make jokes?! SIGN YOUR REAL NAME ASSHOLE!
  • *Akira signs it again*
  • Inspector: "Your real name asshole" OH real comedian here. Lets try this again. Sign your name....here. Your real name.
  • *Akira signs...again*
  • Inspector: "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."...You get one last chance before I throttle you.
  • *Akira signs...one more time*
  • Inspector: ..."Fook Yu". Finally. OK. I'll leave him to you boys.
  • Guard: Sir, that's just "fuck you".
  • Inspector: FUCK! *grabs Akira* ARE THE DRUGS FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD?!
  • Guard: Probably? We kinda mixed in a bunch of stuff. Honestly I'm surprised he has the motor skills to write right now.
  • Inspector: ...I'll come back.