Another Hetalia Twilight AU
But better than Twilight.
Ivan is the main vampire and Amy is the new girl and they’re in college because who the fuck would go to high school more than once?
And people like Amy because she’s a genuinely bright and interesting human being and not living wallpaper. And Ivan likes her because he’s in his 1,000+ year brooding phase still and she’s no nonsense and she smells delicious (I guess he says she does and the other vampires are like, dude, why she’s very… annoying isn’t she?)
Arthur and Francine are the parents of the vampire family against Arthur’s will, initially, because seriously they can’t stop turning and adopting young people.
And Gilbert is the werewolf but there isn’t actually a love triangle they just pretend there is one to mess with Ivan because they’re both pricks and Ivan is sensitive and Gilbert likes fighting too much. (Then Gilbert can be with Amy’s twin brother and not her… baby.)
And then Ivan comes to school and he’s like… ahhhh, blood, holy shit, why? And Belarus, his vampire sister, is like: Because periods you fucking idiot? And then Ivan has to awkwardly not come to the school during the weeks (He times her cycle? He asks… Matt?) when Amy is on her period because her blood drives him crazy and she figures it out and never lets it go.