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i just had maybe the most ridiculously sitcommy thing ever to actually happen to me happen and i can’t deal
so earlier tonight i had some people over to watch spongebob and hang out iun my room which was chiil, after we went and got food and when i got back to my room alone i started tidying up a lil to make things easier on future me. there were some left over half-drunk flat Beverages so i decided to pour them out out of my first-floor (crucial plot point) window so i could recycle the containers
so i lift up the shade and go to open the screen and there is a FACE IN THE WINDOW STARING BACK AT ME
i fucking shit my pants and just barely keep from shrieking
spoiler alert it is my very cool and very smashed friend who has lost her keys and decided the best way to get into the building was to climb in through my window
which she then did while giggling profusely like a cute nerd
https://youtu.be/lZG8xJcxhOE Katy Perry advocating WMD H.A.A.R.P. weather control by the Satanic Forces of the IUN ILLUMINATI UNITED NATIONS of a dead and bankrupt ELITE KATY PERRY has served whole heatedly since Day 1 engaging in DP ANAL SATANIC SEX RITUALS INCLUDING ABUSING TEENAGE BOYS AND GROWN UPS MAKING THEM MK ULTRA MONARCH TRAUMA BASED MIND CONTROLLED SLAVES THEN LEADING THEM TO BELIEVE THEY HAD MARRIED ONE OF THE KATYCAT MODELS OF 5 YEARS AGO and you wake up after masturbating over your MOM to guilt driven suicide just so this BITCH can have a cheap vag rub down as KillerQueen ‘has all the Boys under control ding’ as the OVERLORD SATAN TRAVELO HIMSELF can gather numbers on whats app for further child abuse and the hapless slut drips with GREEN VD making GOD SICKO wanting to abuse her in chains and poke bottles up her ASS HOLE as she holds it open for strangers on a billion websites won’t repent or admit her crimes yet expects THE FATHER TO GIVE HER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AS SHE HAS NO POWER WITHOUT THE CHRISTS LOVE; ISIS ASET MY SISTER, MOM AS I AM TOLD TO DO UNPROTECTED SEX WITH THIS MONSTER JEZEBELL WHORE OF BABYLON SATANS SLUT THE DEVILS DYKE Big Breasted Blasphemus Babylonian Baphomet Brainless BIMBO in a black gothic wig looking and acting like a cheap call gurl; always selling tits body naked and willing for male punishment and domination………..KATYCAT HUDSON GETS LAST MINUTE REPREIVE IN THE 'UNPROTECTED ANAL SEX WITH ADULTERY ATTACHED’ HEADLINE SWHOCKER DOING THE ROUNDS OF HOLLYWOOD’S GLITTERATI PAPS DON’T GIVE A FUCK C LIST CELEB ANTICS IN PUBLIC, PART 1