itsy bitsy teenie weenie

You know I’d really like to think the stereotype that ace people don’t understand sexual humor isn’t true, but last night a group of other ace’s and I were playing cards against humanity and it took us 15 minutes to figure out that the card that says “ itsy bitsy teeny weenie” wasn’t referring to small hot dogs or a yellow polka dot bikini so….

How Would You Feel? -Ed Sheeran

REQUEST: Anon: Hon, I’m all out of Fred Weasley fanfic, not sure if you write them but if you do one based on Ed Sheeran’s How Would You Feel? Maybe reader is spending the summer at the Burrow with the Weasleys?

PAIRING: Fred Weasley x reader

WARNINGS: Little, tiny, itsy bitsy, teeny weeny bit of angst, maybe, sorta hinted at smut? Idk. Tell me if I missed anything.

A/N: This is such a great request! I’ve never done a lyric based fanfic so I hope this is at least kinda close to what you were asking for. I, personally, am super proud of this one. I hope it’s not too long. Thanks for reading! <3 (oh and I’m on mobile so it won’t italicize so sorry about that)

A/N2: Characters and pretty much everything else do not belong to me. Please inform me of any typos or just ways I can improve. Also, plEASE REQUEST THINGS I LOVE REQUESTS AND WILL ACCEPT ANY AND ALL OF THEM.

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The Burrow was bustling with redheads and company as the weather outside remained dreary. The Weasleys always had company. No matter the size of their home nor paycheck there was always room for one more.

You were currently sinking into the seemingly never-ending armchair by the fireside, enthralled in the flames and your own thoughts. The twins were busying themselves with different plans and formulas across the room, and the rest of the Weasleys were wandering in and out of each room. You didn’t truly know anybody very well in the Burrow, but when Mrs. Weasley caught wind of a student without a home for the summer, well, she practically packed your things for you.

“Hey,” One of the twins snuck up behind you, you couldn’t quite tell them apart yet but you thought it was Fred, smiling widely at how surprised you seemed to be that someone would speak to you.

“You are the one girl
And you know that it’s true
I’m feeling younger
Every time that I’m alone with you”

You were flustered, you’d heard of the infamous Weasley twins but had never thought they would bother talking to you. Your fear must’ve shown because, “don’t worry, I don’t bite,” he paused, “most of the time.” He winked and your lips formed a small smile.

“Though, he does tend to pry,” George called from across the room. You almost thought you saw Fred blush from the corner of your eye.

“And tease,” Ginny said as she walked in and out as quickly as she came.

“And scare the living hell out of you,” Ron did the same.

“Really? My own family, how could you?” Fred paused, holding his heart dramatically, “how could you forget prank?” You laughed, and continued to do so with Fred and George until you were called for dinner.

Though Molly Weasley was possibly the best hostess one could have, you’d been worried how you’d get on with the others. Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad after all.

You spent the majority of the next few weeks with Fred and George, though mostly Fred. You hadn’t had this much fun since you could remember. You could’ve mutually said you’d become best friends in these few weeks.

“We were sitting in a parked car
Stealing kisses in the front yard
We got questions we should not ask”

One night at the dinner table Mrs. Weasley began commenting on the amount of time the two of you had been. Your face heated up as Ron began hinting that more was happening than all you’d been telling them. You glanced up at Fred and, shockingly, he seemed just as embarrassed as you.

You had to admit to yourself if no one else, you did have more feelings for the tall joker than you let on.

After cleaning up dinner Ron’s conversation continued with some of his siblings, but in more detail, for lack of a better word.

“Sorry,” Fred mouthed to you, you’d never seen him so embarrassed. You laughed and shrugged in response. The two continued listening, amused though also because you thought they might assume things if you left too noticeably together.

As all eyes were now on Ron and it was your chance to leave. Fred gestured to the kitchen door and you followed him out.

“Sorry about Ron, this is the only time he’s been around an non-ginger girl, other than Granger, since… Well, I don’t think he’s really been around a lot of girls. He’s just trying to impress you,” he chuckled as he began making the two of you hot cocoa.

“Impress me? Why the hell would he want to do that?” You asked, genuinely surprised.

“Well why the hell not? Your practically perfect,” he said it so casually you almost spat out your hot chocolate.

“In the summer, as the lilacs bloom
Love flows deeper than the river
Every moment that I spend with you
We were sat upon our best friend’s roof
I had both of my arms round you
Watching the sunrise replace the moon”

“Hey, Y/N, I have something I wanna show you tonight, if you’re up for it,” Fred asked you as you walked into the kitchen for breakfast. Ron had begun laughing, what brains he had left, out at this statement (you’d become quite annoyed with his ongoing theories).

“What is it?” You asked cautiously, ignoring the giggling Ron.

“Well you’ll have to find out, won’t you,” he smirked. Still cautious, you agreed and waited anxiously until the set time.

You were waiting by the front door when Fred came running down the stairs, grabbed your hand, and continued on. His backpack grasping onto his shoulder, he dragged you to the broom shed, picking a considerably large amount of daisies along the way, and took both of your brooms. Through the fooling around and poking fun of each other, somehow, you’d made it up onto the roof of the Burrow.

“Well, this is our stop,” he said, looking up.

You hadn’t noticed how beautiful the stars were until now. Each star sparkled with a different light from the others. It was marvelous. When you looked back over at Fred he’d been staring at you but quickly looked away, you must’ve gotten something in your hair on the way here.

Fred began unpacking his bag. Four jumpers, sweets, a blanket, a sleeping bag, sweets, a thermos (presumably hot cocoa), water, more sweets, and a camera. He was always prepared. You laughed at the amount of sweets he’d brought, he looked at you like he was unaware one wouldn’t bring three bags of sweets on a trip to their rooftop.

The two of you sat down on the cold roof and starred up at the stars in peaceful silence. You looked over at him and he seemed just as entranced as you were, the wonder in his face made him even more handsome and fascinating than before.

When you both started talking it didn’t seem like you could stop. He asked the questions he’d been dying to ask for the month and a bit you’d been there. You found he was a man of more depth than he let on. His eyes would light up when talked about things he was particularly passionate about and would scowl when he heard of someone being rude to you, saying they’d “regret it later.” You made a daisy chain for each of your heads, he wasn’t very enthusiastic about it but he wore it anyways, and you both took more pictures than you could count. It was, quite possibly, the best night of your life up to this point.

After several hours of talking and laughing, you’d moved back to mostly to watching the sky, exchanging words and thoughts every once in a while, whilst each wearing three jumpers and sharing both the sleeping bag and blanket. You were having a competition of who could find the most constellations and shooting stars for the last bit of cocoa, you were winning.

“Oh I see one! Another point for me!” You bragged and he begrudgingly scraped another tally under your initial on the roof with a rock you’d found under your back.

“I don’t even think you’re seeing them anymore, you just want to win!” He accused you playfully.

“You’re just mad because I’m up by ten points.”

“Of course I’m mad; I’m down by ten points!”

“It’s not my fault I took astrology!” He rolled his eyes and looked back up. You both fell asleep soon after you won the cocoa.

You were startled awake by an excited Fred, who laughed at your scared reaction. You simply rolled your eyes at him.

“You’re ridiculous, you know that right?"you stated, he just rolled his and pointed out at the sky impatiently.

You were in awe. It was just as beautiful as the night before but in a completely different way. The sun was climbing up over the treetops, shedding an orange light on anything in it’s path. You knew Fred was looking at you but you just smiled and continued watching; this was too wonderful to miss.

"How would you feel, if I told you I loved you?
It’s just something that I want to do
I’ll be taking my time, spending my life
Falling deeper in love with you
So tell me that you love me too”

Ron was on a roll again; telling his many “stories” about the two of you to his siblings. You had to step out to the front yard to cool down from all the blushing.

You stepped further out into the night, staring up at the stars. You were thinking about, to be completely honest, Fred. Possible love was always a difficult subject to ,even temporarily, erase from ones mind. For Merlin’s sake, you’d only known him for two months, though you were leaving for hogwarts soon so this may have been your best chance. You were mental, but he often seemed to be equally so.

“There you are, Y/N, ‘was wondering where you’d gone,” Fred stated walking towards you from behind, making you jump. “Sorry about Ron, by the way, he can be a complete g–”

As he reached you, you turned, with a great jolt of courage and spontaneity, placing your hands on his neck, you brought his lips down onto yours.
You were genuinely shocked when he kissed back. He moved his hands to your waist and held you close, deepening the kiss. You broke the kiss for air, earning a groan from Fred. All you could do was laugh, and the best part was; he laughed with you. You’d done it. Still holding each other, he placed a small kiss on your nose, you both giggled. He kissed you again.

“How would you feel, if I told you I loved you?” He asked between kisses as he tried holding you impossibly closer.

“Ecstatic.”

“Well then; I love you,” he smiled his adorably childish smile as you kissed just bellow his lips.

“Well, I love you too.”

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A/N: pretty sure this is the fastest I’ve ever written a decent fanfic so yippee! Thanks to all you babes who read this! :>

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Alyn: Pure masculine admiration was reflected in his eyes when he saw the princess in a red halter top bikini. It was the very first time she had exposed a lot of skin in public. It would’ve been great if he was the only one who could see her but then they weren’t alone. Needless to say, Alyn kept on glaring at every male who kept on ogling her.

Albert: Albert would immediately avert his gaze, murmuring to himself that it’s rude to ogle the princess even if she looks so sexy in that black bikini. Also, massive nosebleed ensues that, coupled with the heat of the sun, made him faint.

Nico: He got surprised at the princess’ boldness to wear a bikini for a second before he returned to his teasing mode. “Pink really suits you better, princess. You look like those cotton candies that I love to eat.”

Giles: His expression was unreadable yet his eyes gleamed in a predatory way as his gaze zeroed in on the princess. “You look really sexy in that bikini, (Y/N).” “Thank you, Giles.” “But you know what would make you sexier?” “What?” “Taking off that bikini.” “!!”

Sid: “Someone as skinny as you shouldn’t be wearing something as revealing as that,” were the words that came out of his mouth when he saw her and noticed many guys ogling her. As expected, she got hurt at his comment and went back to change which made him feel guilty. Shrugging it off, he followed her to explain himself but nevertheless, the bikini needs to go. Especially when they’re not alone.

Leo: It was a pleasant surprise for him to see her in a bikini. He was used to seeing girls like that but not her. And with the way people were admiring her, the bureaucrat felt the need to mark his territory. The moment she got near him, he gave her a short yet hard kiss on the mouth which left her flustered and the crowd gasping. With a smug smile, Leo wrapped an arm around her and led her away from ogling eyes.

Louis: His immediate reaction was to lend her his shirt, commanding her to wear it. Pouting, she blatantly refused him. The blond duke glared at her for a moment before sighing. “I’m the only one who’s supposed to see you like this.” He was sulking which she found extremely adorable.

Robert: “Robert, you alright?” she asked worriedly when he just stared at her with a smile. “Yes, I’m fine. I was just surprised how much you’ve grown up these past few years, (Y/N). And you look really good.” “Umm, thanks?” “I want to etch this image of yours in my mind forever. Do you mind sitting on my lap?” “What?”

Byron: The beach was immediately evacuated per Byron’s orders after he saw the princess emerge in a strapless bikini. “Where are the people? And Byron, do you have a fever? Your face is red.” “I’m fine. And I reserved the resort just for the two of us today.” “What? Why?” “No one should see you like this but me.”

Feud keeps bringing me pure pleasure.

Here’s their take on Victor Buono:

He was in MFU Deadly Goddess and played King Tut in Batman. I think the casting is perfect! Dominic Burgess really looks like him.

And also, they played Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini, the song I LOVE to hate.

ereri | locked out, locked in
  • based on this prompt: “eren as the shit first year who’s always banging on RA! levi’s door bc he’s locked out again

Okay. Here’s the thing. Eren might have an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini crush on Levi. Might. Never mind him being eighteen and Levi being older than sliced bread. Never mind him being a weirdo freshie with a leather jacket fetish and Levi being a kool-aid in a wine glass upperclassman. Never mind all of that. Point is, he’s this wildcard nerd and Levi’s the embodiment of an AXE Body Spray commercial. In other words, Levi looks fucking hot but smells like fucking no.

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Polka Dots

By Melrod Style

She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie little polka dot shift mini…

Even though you don’t often see me in polka dots, I am truly a fan. This shift dress (another favorite form of dress) is one of my new favorites because of how easy and comfortable it really is, plus the detailing on the sleeves make this dress even more special. And if you look closely, you’ll see a floral embroidery underneath the polka dots. Pretty neat, eh?! 

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GARNET WAS A REJECTED GEM *THEORY*


THIS HONESTLY MAKES NO SENSE BUT IT REALLY REALLY DOES IT WAS 1 AM AND I WAS TIRED AND EMOTIONALLY DRAINED FROM THE LEAKS AND I HAD SO MANY IDEAS AND THEORIES

*Okay so there’s a tinsy itsy bitsy teenie weenie spoiler*

So I’ve taken notice that Garnet is getting alot of shit from homeworld gems about being a fusion. One example is during the episode “Jailbreak” The Big Buff Cheeto Puff (aka Jasper) told Garnet that “…fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger.” But after a few clips from Stevenbomb 3.0 leaked, specifically the new extended theme song, I started to really think about it. In the new extended theme each gem states their reason for defending the Earth. Pearl’s reason was because (she was gay as shit for) Rose, Amethyst’s reason was because Earth is her home but Garnet’s reason stuck out the most for me, and not because it invloved Sapphire and Ruby, but because her line was

“I will fight for the place where I’m free!

To live together and exist as me!”

This leads me to think that Garnet was shunned by the homeworld for being a fusion and deciding to permanently be one. This kinda corresponds with the theory that Garnet was the first ever actual stable gem fusion and that’s because she was made of love and pure emotion. Since Jasper is a homeworld gem and was raised on homeworld beliefs- she has the same mindest as them. Which means the whole ‘fusion is for weak gems’ ideal was a widespread notion amongst homeworld. And that is why Garnet joined The Rebellion. For her rights. The homeworld noted that Garnet was indeed stronger and had more unique powers than many basic gems and tried to run experiments on her and break Ruby and Sapphire apart ( look at the lyrics from “Stronger Than You” and peep the part when she says “if you break us apart we’ll just come back newer…”) but they wasn’t having any of that. So she fought besides Rose Quartz, who stood for anything and everything love aka Garnet’s entire being, once she found out that the Homeworld gems were planning on taking over the Earth and taking away the power of free will and love.

SO BASICALLY THE MORAL OF THIS IS THAT GARNET WAS A REJECTED GEM FOR BEING A FUSION AND ROSE TOOK HER UNDER HER WING BECAUSE GARNET WAS THE EMPITOMY OF LOVE N ROSE LOVED LOVE ALSO HOMEWORLD GEMS DONT THINK FUSION SHOULD BE CONTROLLED BY EMOTIONS NOR SHOULD THEY HAVE ANY SORT OF RELATIONSHIP BUT INSTEAD BRUTE FORCE (according to the episode “Keeping It Together”) AND NO CONNECTION WITH ONE ANOTHER AT ALL. SO AGAIN BASICALLY GARNET WAS A HOMEWORLD OUTCAST AND FOUGHT FOR THE EARTH BECAUSE SHE WANTED HER RIGHTS AND OTHER PEOPLE TO HAVE THEM TOO.

the signs and what they'd buy at old navy
  • Aries: american flag flips flops
  • Taurus: boot cut jeans
  • Gemini: $10 dress
  • Cancer: maternity shirts
  • Leo: USA graphic tee
  • Virgo: green khaki capris
  • Libra: sheer dress made of 200,000 Swarovski crystals
  • Scorpio: women's linen-blended cropped pants
  • Sagittarius: nothing (you spent all your money on booze)
  • Capricorn: gets kicked out of the store for excessive nudity
  • Aquarius: itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today
  • Pisces: socks
Hamada waterpark headcanon
  • Aunt cass loves to take her nephews the waterpark on those hot and sticky san fransokyo summers.
  • Both hiro and tadashi really enjoy going, except theres just one small problem that tends to get in the way of their fun.
  • And that problem lies within a simple swimsuit.
  • Aunt cass isnt that "mom" who is ashamed or embarrassed or tries to hide her body from the public. Shes hot. She knows it. And she totally rocks that itsy -bitsy-teenie-weenie-yellow-polka-dot-bikini like a BOSS.
  • So the brothers watch in disgust as the guys of the park stare at her as she walks past them, glaring daggers at the men if their eyes reach to much south of the border.
  • But imagine Tadashi being the one who gets sick of the looks and catcalls, finally snapping and having to spend a good 2 hours in pool jail for pushing some snot-nosed, pre-pubescent little ankle bitter into the deep end of the wave pool after hearing him whisper "damn. Id totally hit that." Under his breath.