This is how we go on a date. 

I really regret it though. He won’t stop whining about how I forced him to change twice into a nice shirt that matched with mine, then took it off only to put an ugly black tank that makes him look gay. He wouldn’t camwhore with me. It took me ages to get this picture, and even then, he didn’t know I was screenshotting him. And now he’s just being mean to me. Someone save me from himm :( Damn Australians. I don’t want to visit you any more Peter.