1. hates donald trump
2. got his ear pierced at claires because why the FUCK not
3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD ASS MAN
4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a shit abt star wars
5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him
6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions
7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is fucking insane when you think about all the stunts involved
8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed”
9. arguably sexy
10. points angrily and its super effective
So, there’s this relatively new member of our team who’s a gossip fanatic, she’s always around chatting everyone up and then reporting the juicest news and hot details she’s given, which is a demeanour our main client is pretty bothered by, therefore she always makes sure to shut up and behave around them.
Two coworkers of mine, me, the Big Boss and our client were arranging and planning a few things, when she burst into the room, not noticing the BB and the Client, who were at that moment having coffe behind the door and she went “ooooh, you know what they say about Louis Tomlinson not actually being the father of his child? Looks like it’s true after all, even though it’s been ages!”
We didn’t have time to gesture to her, that my client appeared from behind the door all frowny and straight faced “yeah, the same ages it took you to dig this oh-so-shocking information up, with that quick, sharp rate of yours you’ll have to start working on the next campaign tomorrow morning if I want it out before 2036″.
Hispanic/Latino Jane Austen Castings: Pride & Prejudice “Es una verdad universalmente reconocida que al hombre soltero, poseedor de fortuna cuantiosa, le hace falta c a s a r s e .” A scheming, meddling mother. An out of control little sister determined to be a model at all costs. A best friend married to the most ridiculous man she’s ever known. Her favorite sister, Jane, about to leave and start her fashion career. The handsome Wickham determined to charm her. How is Lizzie supposed to also handle her mother’s schemes to see Jane married to the first man with money who looks her way? Oh, and then there’s his infuriating best friend…
I feel like relationship goals is dating a guy and then when he dumps you to date his hotter older brother who is also a drug dealer who can afford to get you a lung transplant but maybe that’s just me
I don’t want to see miscommunication being the cause of the main conflict in fic anymore it is overdone and it’s unhealthy and i’m tired of a simple solution being overlooked for the sake of the aNgST it’s ridiculous and I just need Harry and Louis to get it together already and just start talking so they can get back to making out i’m tired
my brain, while i’m staring off into space: hi. you’re on a rock floating in space. pretty cool, huh? some of it’s water. fuck it, actually most of it’s water. i can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat. it’s sad. i’m sad. i miss you. how did this happen? a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowh
Is the purest ship of all time. I mean absolutely nothing about is toxic? There was no drama aside from the threat of Norman but other than that between the both of them Dylan made sure she consented to sex, he bought her lung transplant and never once used it to be with her, he didn’t even tell her so she didn’t feel obligated to date him. They respect each other and neither has cheated. But seriously tho I think this ship is prolly the purest ship I’ve seen in like a longggggg time!