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Hump Day Smut!

Happy Hump Day, guys! Y’all ready for your weekly smut?

It was a fantastic week for smut, so here we go!

Along the Coast by leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid (Going to the beach with Sammy.)

Good Morning by leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid (Dean knows how to wake you up right.)

The Babysitter by fvckinpayno (Holy hotness. au!Sam is a business man and a single father. You are his kid’s babysitter.)

Out of the Rain by mamapeterson (Plotless Dean smut. Meow.)

Fun in the Sun by elyshakate (Pool smut with Dean.)

Where She Stays by ibetthathurt (Dean. My heart is sad but it’s kind of bittersweet so not quite timeout material.)

Coffee Break by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (This Campbell’s soup Mmm mmm Good Professor Dean series just keeps on giving.)

Two Can Play At This Game by spnimpalaimagines (Reader puts on a little show for Dean while he drives.)

Long Drive by ssmar (Poor Sammy. Dean and reader are not as sneaky or quiet as they think.)

Full Marks by jensennjared (Sub!Dean is always fun.)

The King’s Throne by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (Here’s some Demon!Dean smut for ya.)

Rated R by ilostmyshoe-79 (Movie theater smut with Dean.)

Dirty Talk by ilostmyshoe-79 (Dirty talk kink with Dean…duh!)

Only the Start, Baby by deans-colette (Some beautiful honeymoon smut with Dean bean.)

A Weekly Thing by spnimpalaimagines (Dean and reader sneak in some laundry room sex while their daughter is downstairs.)

Morning Cardio by manawhaat (Waking up next to Sammy has its perks.)

Coffee Break by elyshakate (Dean Smith and his secretary.)

New Romantics by a-lonely-string (Lazy morning watching cartoons with Dean gets heated.)

Life Imitates Art by white-feather-black-ink (Reader stumbles upon some fanfic about her and Dean and Dean catches her. Then gives her the real thing.)

Date Night by takeitoffwinchester (When you take Dean to a steamy movie, you get some ideas.)

2 AM by supernatural-jackles (I don’t even know how to sum it up… It’s Dean though.)

I’ve Always Wanted You by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (Reader pines over Dean, but Dean’s a clueless idiot. Sam helps take her mind off Dean. Nice fic for my Sam!girls.)

Two is Better Than One by abaddonwithyall (Jess sliding her threesome fic in just under the wire. Continuation of the Can You Count to 10 fics that were on last week’s Hump Day Smut list.)

Praise Jesus there’s nobody in Timeout this week. I hate doing timeout. I have to have the sads in order to make it. If I want sads, I’ll watch the show. I read fanfic to hide from the sads. 

If you want more Hump Day Smut, check out all the previous posts here! Other than that, have a great week and Happy Humping!!

Master List

Dean Winchester

Through the Darkness

Through the Eyes of Evil: One  Two Three

Safe Keeping

Baby (Imagine)

Starry Night (Imagine)

Imagine Sam Suspecting Dean Having a Crush on You.

Something Natural

Next Time I See You

Imagine Dean Teaching You How to Fix the Impala

Imagine Trying to Break into the Impala

Imagine Going on a Stakeout with Dean and the Two of You Get “Distracted”

Imagine Hunting with the Winchesters and Ghostfacers. One Starts Flirting with You and Dean Gets Jealous

Imagine Stealing the Impala

Imagine Dean’s Reaction to You Wanting to Get an Anti-Possession Tattoo

Sam Winchester

Puppy Love

Scratches

After All This Time

Promise

Imagine Falling Asleep In Sam’s Jacket and Him Finding It Adorable 

Imagine Telling Sam You’re Pregnant

Castiel

Help Wanted: One Two

Something Natural

Save a Soul

Hey, Little Sister

Uncle Cas?

Pocket Cas

I Love You (Ficlet)

Wrapped Up In You (Imagine)

Imagine Cupid Visiting Castiel and You

Imagine Castiel Accidentally Popping in on You Naked

Imagine Castiel Whispering Enochian To You To Calm You

Imagine Human!Cas Coming to You to Fix His Wounds

Preferences 

To: You

Sleep 

Destiel

Angel Kisses

Sweets

SPN Cast 

Imagine Jensen Teasing Misha About Being in Love With You

au for @everythingelsegoesherethen: dean winchester owns the marauders’ map and uses it to make sure he and castiel always ‘accidentally’ meet at strange times.

Since he became a Prefect at the beginning of his fifth year, Castiel Novak has dealt with a lot of troublemakers who clearly just haven’t read the Hogwarts rulebook.

Dean Winchester is not one of these.

Dean Winchester is clever. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s read the handbook and

And he never, ever gets caught.

Which is why Castiel is confused when he apprehends Dean for the third time in a month, trying unsuccessfully to get into a secret passage out of the school that Cas /knows he knows exactly how to access. And yet he’s tapping all over the one-eyes witch with his wand, cluelessly trying every combination of “Let me in!” that he can, acting for all the world as though he’s under some kind of Confundus charm.

He turns the light of his wand on Dean, and Dean turns around, doing a very good job of pretending to be startled.

“Dean Winchester?”

“Yeah, that’s me,” the boy grins, blushing and looking down at the floor but not seeming at all upset that he’s just been caught breaking five school rules at once.

“Yes, well, you’re out of bed after lights out, you’re messing with school property and you’re using magic in the corridors.” Cas is a little flustered and he can’t even explain why, but he still manages to tick at least some of the offenses off on his fingers.

“I /am? Oh, man, Cas, I’m so sorry. And I promise you it won’t happen again.” Dean is all mock-apologetic as he claps Cas on the shoulder and starts to walk away down the corridor.

“F-five points from Gryffindor!” Cas calls after him in a shaky voice.

This becomes a recurring problem. The following week, Cas runs into Dean in the restricted section of the library without a note giving him permission to be there. A few days later, he catches Dean in the act when he’s just about to set off a whole box of Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes fireworks. Another time, he finds Dean on the Quidditch pitch after dark when it’s supposed to be locked up, flying loops just to show off. Sometime after that, Cas goes to take a bath in the Prefects’ bathroom at the end of a long day, and he finds the tub already overflowing with bubbles, Dean in a pair of red swimming shorts lazily swimming laps.

And for some reason it’s always harder for Cas to keep his cool around Dean that it is around anyone else. Usually he’ll dole out detentions without even blinking;the whole school respecting his authority, but something about this kid has him barely remembering the name of the red and gold house that he’s supposed to be taking points from. It /irks him, because he was given the Prefect position for a /reason, and he’s supposed to be unbiased and impartial and above such things.

After all this has been going on for a good few months, and Cas is no closer to figuring out what exactly is going on in Dean Winchester’s unfairly pretty head, he finds a piece of parchment on the floor. It’s on his normal patrol route, but not on a main corridor - it’s on one of the back routes that only Cas is responsible for walking down on his shift after lights out. It’s placed right in the middle of the corridor where Cas is guaranteed to see it. Almost as though it was left especially for him.

He picks it up. It looks blank at first, but when he unfolds it, he sees that it’s a map - an incredibly detailed map of the whole of Hogwarts castle, every room drawn, Cas believes, perfectly to scale, labelled in calligraphy, every secret passage and hidden entryway marked. Not only that, but the map is enchanted, constantly moving, staircases twisting their way through the halls in what Cas suspects is real time, and most importantly of all, tiny sets of footprints making their way through the castle halls, each with a name attached to them. Cas spots his own name next to his own footprints, which are still in the exact spot that he’s in.

He takes a step forward, and the footprints move with him.

Most of the spots are clustered in the common rooms and dormitories at this time of night; just a few Prefects and professors wandering up and down the corridors. But Cas has a sneaking suspicion he knows who this map belongs to, and the person doesn’t seem to be in the Gryffindor boys’ dormitories where he should be. Against his will, Cas finds his eyes skating over the map, looking for the potential offender.

Dean Winchester’s spot is pacing the Tallest Astronomy Tower.

Of course, none of this necessarily means that the map /actually corresponds to where people actually are. It could just be an example. Could be everyone is placed randomly and doesn’t move, no matter where they really are.

Which, of course, explains why Cas is already walking purposefully towards the Astronomy tower, taking each set of stairs two at a time, checking the map every few seconds to make sure Dean is still in the same place.

He reaches the door to the tower, and he’s not even completely conscious of why he’s doing it, but he runs a hand through his hair to fluff it up and he straightens his blue and bronze tie before he walks inside.

Dean’s there, as predicted, no longer pacing but standing in the center of the room - waiting for him? The tower is open to the heavens - not like the Great Hall, not like an enchanted version of the sky, but actually open, the summer night stars glinting down and reflecting off of magical lights that have been conjured and left to hover all around the edge of the circular tower room, a light breeze ruffling Cas’ robes as he steps towards Dean, noticing that the usually bare wooden floor is scattered with large, puffy gold and bronze cushions.

Cas holds out the map. “I think this is yours.”

Dean takes it from him, not at all surprised to see Cas there. “Don’t think it’s really anyone’s. Thing kind of has a mind of its own. But yes, I’ve been using it for a while.”

“Tell me something?” Cas asks. “You just admitted this is yours. With this you can see anyone coming at any time, you can always stay one step ahead of any professor or prefect, you never have to get found out by anyone. But you keep letting me catch you. Why?“

"That depends,” Dean says with a smirk. “Why’d you bring the map back instead of handing it into a professor? Seems like it’s a contraband object. Seems like I /should get in trouble.”

Cas opened his mouth to retort to that, but realized he didn’t have anything to say. Why /had he come here? Dean was right, after all. His first instinct, as a Prefect with designs on Head Boy at some point in the future, should have been to turn the object over to a member of staff. His mind shouldn’t even necessarily have jumped to Dean. But it had, and now he was here.

“Alright. That aside, why’d you wait for me? Why’d you pick a specific place, here, that you have /no reason to be and just pace around hoping I’d show up to find you?”

Dean spluttered, but quickly recovered. “Why’d you look for me on the map? Why’d you stare at it for so long that you saw where I was in the first place?”

“Why’d you decorate? The stars, the lights, the cushions? Why’d you set this all up for a special occasion?”

They stared at each other for a while, breathing heavily, waiting for the other one to be the first to break.

Cas cracked, and Dean gave up at the same moment, and then he both of them were lunging towards each other, Dean grabbing Cas by the tie he’d just straightened, pulling it askew, Cas fisting both of his hands in Dean’s robes, both yanking the other towards them, crashing their lips together so hard that it was almost painful when they met, their bodies falling into each other, their teeth clashing and their noses bumping and when they pull apart, they both tumble down onto the pile of cushions they’ve set up and /now Cas understands why they’re there, /now it makes sense because their landing is soft and they can reach for each other again immediately, both of them lying on their sides in the heap of fluffy pillows, kissing each other over and over and over again, each one making their lips tingle. Over time, as they grow used to the feeling, the kisses become slower, softer, more languid, and the hooded eyes when they pull away from each other are less from desire and more from tiredness, and they’re both sure they’d be happy to sleep here.

"So, what? You’ve been risking detention and house points for Gryffindor and your reputation as someone who never gets caught just to… just to get my attention?” Cas asks finally, propping himself up on one elbow.

Dean tugs him back down and kisses him again. “Well, you’re risking your Prefect position right now. But I feel like you always have to risk a little something to get the best things in life.”

And between holding hands on long walks by the lake, between screaming themselves hoarse together at Quidditch matches, between feeding each other Bertie Botts’ Every Flavour Beans while studying in the library, and between many, many more long nights in the Astronomy tower, Cas learns that as frustrating and complicated as he is; Dean is definitely one of the best things in his life.

Hump Day Smut!

Happy humpy-est of hump days!!!!

Hope all of y'all are ready to sweat ;)

Keep Yourself Quiet, Dean by bovaria (Dean gets a blowie in a gas station bathroom)

I’m Not Drunk, You’re Drunk by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (from her 5000 followers celebration. Quick Dean smut.)

Sir by deans-colette (Dean bean getting me all hot and bothered)

Between Hunters and Angels by ilostmyshoe-79 (Threesome with reader, Dean and Cas. hothothothothot)

…And then Mimi hit 5000 followers and wrote some “short” little fics. 
I Missed YouCuddlingScars and Who You Gonna Call with Dean and Just Five More Minutes with Sam
deansdirtylittlesecretsblog

I’m Not Done With You by twofriesshortofhomicide (Demon Dean and some BDSM action)

Thunder by nat2tattd (Some lovely impala smut with Dean)

Better Than Dreaming by twofriesshortofhomicide (Dean rescues reader from an incubus, takes advantage of the fact that she’s already been tied up and put in lingerie.)

Untitled by twofriesshortofhomicide (Dean and reader text back and forth, leading to phone sex and then real sex) ((Are we sensing that Allie found a new blog this week and read thru the entire master list at once?? Sorry. I actually held back because there are several more that I wanted to post. Go check out the master list tho.)

Come With Me Now by meteoraangel (Dean wakes you up in the middle of the night for sexy times. She also wrote a Sam version where you and Sammy blow off a little steam as a research break.)

Realistic Dreams by assbutting-everything (Sam smut, special props because one line says “Bitch-face mode activated.” After reader gets pissed off and it made me lol.)

Quiet by ilostmyshoe-79 (Reader has to be quiet for Sam since Dean is asleep the next bed over. I somewhat recently decided that the whole having-sex-while-someone-else-is-in-the-room-asleep thing kind of eeks me out, but I wanted to have at least a little bit of Sam smut on the list this week. )

Good Samaritan Part 2 by nat2tattd (Skinny dipping with Dean and smut)

Fiery Games by assbutting-everything (Some nice long Dean smut)

Smut timeout:

abaddonwithyall for Wish You Were Here

I’ve had to resort to drastic measures because Jess ripped my heart out and stomped on it, then proceeded to defecate on its pulverized remains with Wish You Were Here. I was lured in with the promise of smut (there’s definitely smut) but my body was not ready for the feels. Oh, and then she went and wrote a prequel, which was also a meat grinder for the feels.  From now on, smut timeout is where smut writers will be sent when they are bad- aka when I don’t get my way and I’m pouting about it. Let’s hope I don’t have to use it most Hump days, JESS.


Alright, that’s it for this week. Until next Wednesday, Happy Humping!!!

Supernatural explained by me.

destiel shipping

sammy moose-ing

finales crying

people saving

boyfriends starring

supernatural fighting

flannel wearing

mothers burning

bad decision making

deal taking

brothers singing

demon blood drinking

pie eating

mark of cain raging

monster hunting

demon slaying

angels smiting

free will learning

hell surviving

apocalypse stopping

more bad decision making

DEAN Receives Spotify.com\'s Attention


[by Woorim Ahn] World’s largest music streaming site Spotify highlighted DEAN.

The website has released its ‘Spotlight’ list every year and it has chosen Hozier, Leon Bridges, FKA Twigs and other able musicians. On ‘Spotlight on 2016’ by Spotify, Charlie Puth, Léon, Cavin James and other artists were selected with DEAN and he was the only Korean of the list.

He debuted in America with ‘I’m Not Sorry (ft. Eric Bellinger)’ last year and participated in Dok2’s ‘I Love It’, Junggigo’s ‘247’ and others. As he worked with Korean R&B and hip-hop artists, he received the mass public’s attention right away.

He also made his activities as a lyricist and composer under the name of ‘Deanfluenza’. He wrote EXO’s ‘Unfair’ lyrics and melodies and became a hot issue.

Meanwhile, DEAN will show up in KBS ‘Yoo Hee Yeol’s Sketchbook’ on January 8. (photo by Spotify.com)


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Me : *I post a lot of  Jensen and Dean. I need to stop.*

Me: *Keeps following Jensen and Dean blogs*

Me: * Why is there so much Jensen and Dean on my dash? I need to reblog more Sam and stuff.*

Me: *Continues to reblog a bunch of Jensen and Dean.*

Me: “I am trash, trash, trash.”