its so cute you dont even know

anonymous asked:

can you show us some Brazilian slang?

OH BOY THERE IS LIKE HUNDREDS

but I will show the ones people use the most. If anything I do a part 2

eita: you can use it for everything, it’s like “wow” or similars. “it costs $300″ “EITA”, “Then we kissed” “EITA”

eita porra: eita intensifies “it costs $700″ “EITA PORRA”

ata: it’s like “oh okay” but it evolved to SOMETHING ELSE and you can use anytime you dont know what to say. “you need a 12/10 to finish this subject” “ata” / “My mom died and my cat is sick and my hair is falling off!!” “…ata”

treta: drama, or a clusterfuck. Like I'm so tired of drama = Cansei de tanta treta. (but we love drama)

arrombado: someone annoying or really lucky. “He won the best prize. Arrombado”

tua cara: reminds you of someone, translates to your face. “I just saw a band shirt so cool. Tua cara”

teu cu: your asshole. You know that thing you said about me? Now its about your asshole. “Dude you are so ugly I want to scream and die” “teu cu”

caguei: it translates to basically “I shitted”. Like bullshit, you don’t care. “so then Privilege McWhite kissed Banana CreamCracker” “caguei”

corno: men whose wife cheated on him, insult. “A corno like him can’t talk shit about anyone”

porre: LOTS of alcohol. “Tomei um porre” = “I drank WAY too much” 

safado: someone without morals. “he just go around saying he loves them and then leaves out of nowhere” “Safado!”

nego: it would translate to n*gger, but here it lost basically all the meaning, I dont even know if it had a racist conotation to start. sometimes, you mean “sweatheart” like: “your baby is so cute” “meu nego <3″

cabueta: a tattletale. “he just told the teacher I cheated!” “Cabueta morre cedo” (tattletales die young)

oião: big eyes, someone who envy others often. “I want your dress” “saí daí (get out), oião”

ai dentu: its basically some kind of annoyed “fuck”, like when someone says something stupid, annoying or obviously a lie “I wish Brazil had a president like Trump” “aí dentu” 

quenga: bitch

tribufu: ugly bitch

rapariga: bitch, and a rebelious act against portugal (where rapariga just means girl)

boçal: thinks very highly of themselves, are annoying for that. “She said she doesnt want to ride the bus” “ Ela é muito boçal”

anonymous asked:

okay so this concept of yousef x sana x elias... bruh that trio would literally break the earth. like imagine like yousef and elias chilling and watching tv and sana just walks in and just lounges straight onto the sofa and lifts her feet straight onto elias' legs and elias is like 'move man your feet stink and plus i got guests go back to your room' or smth like that and sana's like 'its juss yousef like yousef you dont mind do you?' and yousef being the bean he is is juss gonna start babbling-

and he’s say smth like ‘ofc not i’d never mind you’ and then like everything freezes and yousef kinda shrivels up into himself bc he can’t believe he just said that and elias is laughing and sana turns beat red and elias is like 'kay so if yousef don’t mind your company, put your feet on him not me’ and sana just blushes even more and yousef juss buries himself further into the sofa and sana’s like 'you know what i think i will go to my room’ and yousef kinda chokes a 'bye haha’ after her and elias is juss smirking and as soon as sana leaves the room yousef explodes on him like 'brooo tff why you gotta do that im so dead ohmygod’ and elias just sitting through it all with that smirk noticing that sana is just outside the door hearing everything so he can’t help himself and goes to yousef 'bruh y'all do whatever yall want, juss dont make me an uncle before im 30’ and yousef just chokes on himself and sana runs to her room dying and elias just laughing and yh they’re gonna kill me
jdbfkjg i apologise for that long ass- thingy and the fact that its broken into various pieces but honestly it would be so lit and also your blog is lit like it makes me so happy man

OK but who gave you the authority to make me squeal at this in my bedroom at 2am RUDE 

ALSo, this is canon FIGHT ME like ??? this is literally the cutest thing ever bc 100% elias would always be in the know and just tease them all the time and sana would glare at him but she’d blush so obviously and then he would just tease her further and yousef would just be sitting there thinking….this family istg IM SO

also, dont apologize!!!! i love getting these cute headcanons because im always at the edge of my seat waiting for the continuation of the next ask bc ITS SO CUTE and thank you for liking my blog ! im happy it makes you happy :)

Bts reaction to you being cute and lovable

“Hey! I love your blog and I recently just came upon it. I was wondering if I could request for a BTS reaction to their s/o being cute and loveable. Thank you so much and I wish you a wonderful day- Anonymous”


Hello lovely Anon! Thank you so much for liking the blog! Thank you for requesting a reaction! This is my first, so I will try my best :D I hope its not too disappointing. Here goes nothing:


Suga

He would not know what to do with you being so cute. He would always be clueless as to what to say to you and how to get you to stop. Every time you did aegyo, it just made you a million times more cuter and he would not be able to take it. “ I dont know what to do with you. You stump me, with all this mushy cuteness. Its kind of gross” That would be his way of saying he lowkey really loved it. He would try to hide his smile but he never could with you around.

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Jin

He would have a very hard time, with you being cute all the time without even trying. He would constantly tell you to stop being cute because it took away all the attention from his beautiful self. “Jagiya, please stop. You make it hard for me to live by being so cute ALL THE TIME” he would tell you. He would totally baby you. He would never let you out of his sight because he wouldn’t want you to get hurt. “Jagi you are so smol and adorable, we don’t want you getting hurt now do we?” Constant  signature flying kisses.


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Namjoon

Namjoon would try to keep his cool. He would love that you were so lovable. He would break out into giggles when you were being cute. “Jagiya I love how cute you are. It kills me, but its hard on me when you do this” Being the leader, around the boys he would always be calm and collected but internally he would be dying and screaming for you to stop torturing him. 

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Hoseok

Torture. It would be an absolute torture on him. He would get hyper and excited and he would want to kiss you and pull your cheeks. “Ahh everyone, my jagi is so adorable isnt she?”he would ask the boys. You being that lovable will leave him speechless because never thought anyone could as cute as you were. “Taehyung has some serious competition in you” he would praise you. Finger hearts, all day every day. 

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Taehyung

He is another guy that would feel tormented. “Jagiya, why? Why do you do this to me? Its mean. You should stop, if not I will be sad” he would pout. He would constantly be in aegyo mode around you, which would absolutely annoy the rest of the boys. He will act like a kid around you, because your cuteness brought that out in him. 

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Jimin

He would always smile when you were around. He found you way too cute to describe in words so his special eye smile will always be on his face. “Aigo, my jagi is so adorable”he would pinch your cheeks. He would ask you to do aegyo for him, but when you did it was game over. “Aish, why did I ask??” he would yell at himself. He would regret asking you,because he couldn’t handle the cuteness. He wouldn’t make the same mistake again, for his own sake. 

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Jungkook

He would be shook, at how cute you could be. Like Suga he would not know what to do. He would love it, but he just wouldn’t know how to properly express it. “Teach me how to be as cute as you jagi” he would request of you. He would become a mess of shyness around you. He would kiss on your cheeks, and tell you how adorable he thought you were, but it wouldn’t come out exactly as he wanted it to. 

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There you go love! I hope its good and that you like it :) 

i…. drew this trickster aradia… because its super cute and you all know how little self control i have when it comes to super cute trickster designs…….. sorry i dont know how to draw strawberries though omg ??

anonymous asked:

Ive noticed theres this tiny red-ish birthmark(?) on gerard's right(?) cheek,Im pretty sure Its not a zit or anything because Ive seen it in some pics(v little amount of pics tho)and his hair was a different colour in each one.But most of the time Its covered up by makeup(even when he doesnt go heavy)and idk does he cover it purposefully?You know anything about its existance?Pls dont judge me i know Its a bit silly But i find it super cute for some reason(considering you like his armpits cough)

lmao its actually a burst blood vessel. he said so on twitter

and he never covered it. photographers covered it for shoots mostly. or he covered it when he wore face make-up

anonymous asked:

cute how u act like stage names are not used outside of fandom; korea aint calling him hanbin theyre calling him BI and i know u dont use it but stop acting like stage names arent important bc its how the general public knows them

you know what i’m tired of? writing made by smaller blogs being ignored by big blogs because other writers are their friends. it’s fine to support your friends, obviously, and you should, but seriously? some of these writers are incredibly talented, and you ignoring them in favor of some middle-of-the-road piece by your friends is crazy. absolutely insane. just because you like someone as a person, or they are sweet, DOES NOT mean they are good. 

and im sorry to say it, but mileven content is all the same nowadays. its all been done, every idea portrayed in slightly different ways at varying levels of quality. write mileven, by all means, but writing the exact same idea over and over is cheap. write something else, for once. write some of the adults. write some of the teens. i guarantee it will still get more notes than someone writing a smaller ship with their heart in it. because you’re friends with the right people.

which is another thing- what is up with the cliques on here? this isnt highschool, guys. people should be recognized for talent, not because theyre your best friend or your groupchat mate. because honestly? some of the writing that goes around on here is subpar. its cheap and its uninteresting, and the themes are boring as hell. but because theyre either big blogs or FRIENDS with big blogs, they get hella notes. and its unfair! it really is unfair. because you reblog these posts tagging them as like “oh my god this is so good im dying, so cute, perfection, your writing is a masterpiece” when its really not. im sorry to say, but some of the most popular headcanons or pieces of writing are really not all that original. and then a smaller blog comes along, and you all ignore it. you say you support artists and writers no matter what and will signal boost, but you dont. you completely and utterly ignore it, and dont even give them a reblog. you KNOW youre a popular blog. you KNOW you have influential friends.you KOW that reblogs are better than liking or commenting on something, tey you do it anyways. if you think writing is good, fucking reblog it. thats how people see content. support small writers, or they wont be writers anymore. 

stop making this fandom into a cliquey mess, and stop posting only what your friends post. its bland and irritating. support small artists.

OKAY SO KEVIN AND JOAQUIN DIDNT REALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER AND WE WERENT SUBJECTED TO HEARTBREAK OR ANGST AND ITS STILL NOT CONFIRMED JOAQUIN ACTUALLY LIKES KEVIN (ALTHOUGH YOU CAN SQUARE UP IF YOU THINK HE DOESNT BC MMMM) BUT WE DID GET KEVIN SAYING BOYFRIEND TWICE AND TWO CUTE CLIPS OF THEM STANDING AND A SCENE OF THEM DANCING SO ALL IN ALL THIS EPISODE DID ME NO WRONG ON THE JOAVIN SIDE (ALTHOUGH I WOULDNT HAVE COMPAINLED IF JOAQUIN ACTUALLY SAID A WORD AND WASNT JUST THERE BUT THE EXPRESSION HE MADE AT THE END WAS WORTH SO MANY WORDS)

no offense but imagine living with hobi? and waking up every day next to him seein his pretty eyes flutter open and smile at you and walk around in his pjs n bedhead and sit down together to watch tv before you get ready with him :( n then he’d like stare at you while you put on makeup or do your hair just smiling saying cute stuff like “"ahhh youre so pretty ” “you know you dont even need makeup ? you look so good either way ” and at night when youre both tired and layin in bed on ur phones hed lay his head on ur shoulder lookin up at u until both of u fell asleep :(( or sometimes hed wake u up w breakfast in bed &its somethin he googled the recipe for bt its missing a few ingredients and is probably a little burnt but u eat it anyways bc it tastes good just because u know he made it :((( and sometimes ud come home to sweet notes on ur bed or flowers on the table :’( sometimes youd wake up to him kissing all over ur cheeks and ud have tickle fights all the time and sneak around the house to scare him and hearing him sing and dance around the house even if ur a few rooms over :(

anonymous asked:

So i need some advice, my daddy has cheated on me three times. Twice over text and he kissed another girl. Ik it's silly but I don't know what to do. I love him, and I can't bring myself to leave someone I love. So, what do I do mister?

Silly? You dont know what to do?

are you even serious?

Is this like a serious question? you honestly dont know what to do?

Heres a scenario for you:

You get a puppy! yayyyyy a puppy!!!! its cute and cuddly and its all sunshine and rainbowwws!! ahhhhh!!! puppppyyyy!!!!!

Now that puppy grows a little.. and guess what, it doesnt exactly care about being cuddled or thrown the ball anymore. In fact, its gone to the dog park and seen that theres others it could get that from.

So what does it do?

it bites off your arm.

OUCHY RIGHT? I MEAN CHEESE AND CRACKERS PUPPY… i raised you and loved you and fed you and cuddled you and gave you my everything and you bite off my arm?! well… i loves you though sooo… im gonna keeps you because youre my puppy and OBVVVVVIOUSLY theres no other puppies out there.

anyways…. you can get by with one arm right? I mean.. washing your other armpit with the leftover arm might be hard, but thats ok. you love your puppy… the one who just took a dump in the living room and knocked its water bowl over… the one who keeps doing this little things that are making your life extremely stressful and difficult….but oh right,… you love puppy…. 

but time goes on.. and… cuddling puppy with one arm kinda makes you think about when it bit you. but then whats it do? turns around and bites off your other arm. DANG PUPPY… FUH REAL DOH??? BUT I LOVE YOU… WHY YOU DO DIS TO ME?!

puppy dont care…. puppy is gonna do and get what puppy wants. so for good measure, now that you cant defend yourself because puppy realizes you will just take the punishment.. then puppy gets wise and bites off your leg.

that way youre now trapped.

because without any arms and no ability to get out of the situation youre in.. puppy has turned into a rabies infected, slobbering, evil…  junkyard dog, and hes going to keep eating you.. and eating you… until one day… youre going to wake up and have nothing but a blank grey face with a pair of sunglasses on.

ohhhh puppy love. how grand it is……

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WHO IS ON TOP?! Do-S Angel or Maso-Hedgehog?!

Oooookkkk, finally some OTP pictures…*ashamed* ahhhh, actually we can’t decided: who is on top? Is it that cool and untouchable angel-chan or the cute and bubbly hedgehog??? I think It’s Licht, of course. My dear says: its that super-greedy vampboy. (pshhhht, lawless-chan likes to think that he is on top, but he never will be! :D)

Favorite photo-set of our domestic Greed-Pair shooting! Is it ok to say that I really, really, really love my little hedghog? And that stare on the second picture… its so Licht! Im so happy and proud. gnaaaaa/(&”$)”)&=$&!

beautiful-terrible-things  asked:

I could just see Clay and Tony being together (a couple) and one day Clay starts cracking up and turns to Tony and says "remember when you dated Ryan? And Tony's like "stfu Clay, you didn't even know I was gay back then." Sorry this is probably trash but it amused me.

Omggg yesss lmao and clay would totes be petty about alllll of tonys exes X3 (remember that dude with the snooty attitude and caterpillar eyebrows????) Because he lives to aggravte tony. And tony would put up with clays brattiness because clays so fucking cute when hes smiling and laughing so hard his eyes are watering and squeezed shut and his face is pink and happy and ughhh

And dont worry friend!!! We’re all clony trash here. And its beautiful lol 😗👌👌

anonymous asked:

OMG HAVE YOU READ THE STORY "where I strangely belong" it's jikook based and THE FEELS!!! I definitely recommend this. It's paranormal and angsty ( trigger warning: mentions rape and abuse) BUT ITS ALSO FLUFFY and a bit smutty near the end. It's almost completed but I highly recommend. The is vhope and lol tae is my fav character (vmin is cute in this story too). HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS GYUSSS:) have a great day❤️

I’VE BEEN FOLLOWING THAT STORY I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT!!! I LOVE IT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!! AH IT’S SO GOOD!!!

Anonymous Said : What would the hosts dress as for Halloween? 

Okay….but….just here me out what about…..COUPLE COSTMUES….?


Tamaki & His Lover

Cliche…I know but I couldn’t help but picture it, Tamaki’s a sucker for the prince persona and can’t help wanting to complete a long held fantasy of him being a prince and she being a princess and it’s a love story…baby just say yes. I also could see him being in the cinderella dress for some reason! 

Kyouya & His Lover

I DONT KNOW WHY OKAY???? I just can see this being a happy medium between him not being crazy about matching costumes or costumes in general…? Unless its for business…? Ugh. I don’t even know, man.

I could see it for him though…

Honey Senpai & His Lover

This is just tooooo cute picturing this…...Imagine it, just imagine cute little Honey with a sharpie mustache…..

USA-CHAN’s THE SOUS CHEF!!! 

Mori & His Lover

Mori always wants to protect you, so I could see him leanin towards knight and princess but finally coming to this. 

Hikaru & His Lover

I don’t doubt this. In the slightest, Hikaru would be all over this.

Karou & His Lover

Karou just strikes me as a nerd. You can’t change that for me, so the thought of him and his lover going as two pokemon trainers is freakin cute. Imagine him staying up late night sewing costumes for him and his lover.

Pffftttt Nerd…

anonymous asked:

i wanna tell u sth serious. i cant get over camren. no literaly. i think about them and they are perfect. its like i can feel those intense emotions that i believe have felt at some point in their "relationship" whatever it was i dont wanna label it. and i want them to be together and happy. i cant explain why. its so weird because i dont even know them in real life. just wanted to share this

It’s okay to ship them, as long as you don’t overstep your boundaries and bug them about your “delusions”.

Imo, I think they have been done for a long long time, but I get you. There’s something about them that’s just so shippable. Like even if they were to date other hotter people out there, they will always be my OTP. They’re special. Their bond used to be so pure and cute. I miss Camren 😕

i dont know why people are mean abt ‘ramadan muslims’ like weve already talked abt how yr judgmental and obnoxious if you do that but also i think its so cute that all muslims feel eager to be better people and please god and help each other and deepen their empathy even if just for a month theres such a lack of indifference thats sweet to me in my dads side of the family we have so many people who barely practice/dont care abt practicing which is their business but they always do ramadan and theyre always excited to do ramadan like its just such a big fun wonderful and beautiful thing that everybody wants to partake in theres a genuine eagerness in everybodys heart to do better for themselves for god and for their community why discourage that bc you think its temporary lmao