Being a supermodel, Adrien likely has a very strict diet so to keep that trim figure but still have that healthy glow. The problem? That diet doesn't exactly work so well for a superhero who runs around fighting bad guys every other day. The boy needs more calories and isn't getting them. So Felix, knowing this, is constantly helping his brother get more food without their father knowing. Cause like hell is he risking his brothers health over some pictures they could easily photoshoped in post.
that’s actually one of my strongest adrien headcanons! we’ve seen he gets all his meals prepared for him at home, and with what are undoubtedly world-class chefs they’re probably tailored perfectly to maintain all the calories he should work off on his scheduled activities; only that doesn’t cover all the extra exercise he gets as chat noir and the dupain-chengs haven’t been able to adopt and feed him yet
luckily felix is chat noir less frequently than adrien and has time to help
Headcanon. I don’t even know how this appeared in my head, it just did. JK is a friend of Jimin’s brother and is terrible at math. Jimin helps him with math and he keeps being a lil shit until Jimin stops studying with him… It’s nothing much, but maybe someone will like it. :)
• „Okay now, do this equation – number five on the second page,” Jimin
quickly runs his eyes over the textbook in front of him and waits for Jungkook
to scribble down the numbers.
• Jungkook’s not moving in a slight way and
glares at Jimin. “There’s no need. I won’t do any more exercises.”
• Jimin sighs. For almost two hours he
tried to go over the math with Jungkook, and for almost two hours Jungkook
tortured him the same way as he always does when they study alone. He was
supposed to help both his little brother Jihyun and Jungkook, his brother’s
best friend. But once again, Jihyun went on a date with his new girlfriend and
left him all alone with this little punk. It was true that Jihyun didn’t need
Jimin’s help as much as Jungkook – he was passing all his tests and improved
significantly ever since Jimin took his time to help him with everything.
Still, Jimin wished he was here, because in his presence Jungkook behaves more
like a person than just an ass.
• Jimin stares right back at Jungkook,
trying to control his irritation. Jungkook was just two years younger than
Jimin, celebrating his sixteen birthday month ago, yet Jimin would swear he’s
thirteen, tops. “I don’t care, Jungkook. But did you at least understand what
we practiced today?”
• Jungkook’s lips curls in a grimace and he groans. “No. No,
because I hate fuckin’ math. And I hate you.” Jimin just rolled his eyes, same
old song. “I don’t understand how Jihyun can live with you in one house! How
can he even like you! You’re so annoying,” he huffs.
• Jimin is still watching him, now little disappointed,
because really? Nothing fresh to use to insult him? He heard this one – about his
brother and living under one roof – many times before.
• “It’s a good idea, Jimin,” his mother
said. “You will help Jihyun and Jungkook can learn, too! He’s such a sweet boy.”
Sweet boy his ass. Jungkook acted like sweet little angel every time he visited
their house with Jihyun. Jimin’s parents loved him. Hell, even Jimin loved him
at first those years ago when he met him for the first time. Jungkook was just
cute. And he still is, with his big chocolate eyes, messy brown hair and
smiling expression, even without actual smile. Unbelievable, how deceiving looks
• “Well maybe you wouldn’t have to spend so
much time with me, if you’d check those goddamn exercises for once. But you’re
still on a level of first grader, so sorry for trying to help you.”
• Jungkook flashes his eyes over Jimin’s
face, almost like he was trying to stab him with bare sight. “I don’t need your
• Jimin shrugs, fed up with Jungkook’s
attitude, and starts packing all the things. “Okay,” he says, for the millionth
time in past weeks. The thing with Jungkook was that even when he was acting
like little shit, his mom always paid Jimin more than enough for finding the
time to tutor him, even when he helped both his brother and Jungkook at the
same time. For just two hours it was nice amount of money.
• “This time I’m serious Jimin. You’re not
helping me at the slightest, I don’t like you and I will find someone else!”
With curious look, Jungkook waits for Jimin to react.
• “Okay,” Jimin shrugs once again before
finishing packing up, says bye to Jungkook and leaves his room.
• After the door closes, Jungkook throws
himself onto his bed and punches his pillow repeatedly in frustration which is
not caused by math or Jimin’s tutoring.
• “So how was it yesterday?” Jihyun asks
Jungkook, waiting for first class of the day to start. It’s math and they’re
gonna have an exam.
• “Useless. He’s a terrible tutor and he’s
so annoying. How can you stand him, being your brother?” Jungkook huffs.
• “Watch your mouth you prick,” Jihyun
never understood where this antipathy for Jimin is coming from. His brother was
the sweetest person to Jihyun, always helped him; was smart, funny and overall
perfect. And when he explains all of the math equations to him, it really helps
– that, however, doesn’t seem to be Jungkook’s case. But even though he
badmouths Jimin, he never, even once, tried to find someone else to help him
• “I don’t want him as my tutor anymore. As much as I like you, I can’t
stand your brother,” Jungkook continues and Jihyun rolls his eyes.
• “Okay, Kook. If you fail even this test,
I will tell Jimin to not help you anymore. He has better things to do with his
free time anyway, you know.”
• “Good.” Jungkook bites inside of his
cheeks, frowning at his hands.
Jungkook fails the exam, achieving five points out of thirty.
• Jihyun tells Jimin that there’s no longer
need for him to help Jungkook with math, as it seems that he’s really not
helping and Jungkook will find someone else. Jimin is slightly saddened – he
liked the money he received for tutoring him. For a short while he can’t help
but wonder if Jungkook really hates him that much – after all, Jimin never did
anything bad to him.
• Jungkook gets in huge fight with his
parents when they find out about his latest grade. Immediately, they find new
tutor, young college student.
• Poor guy runs out of Jungkook’s room not
even half an hour after he started to tutor him. Jungkook did his best to scare
him off. He managed to do the same with next one, pretending he’s possessed by
some supernatural force.
• He never really thought Jimin will stop
tutoring him. There’s no way he will let anyone else to sit with him like that
and explain all of those things to him, except Jimin. He wants him back (he
didn’t want to get rid of him in first place, but it’s not like he would ever
admit it to his parents or Jihyun.)
• Jimin receives a phone call from Jungkook,
who politely asks him to come and help him once again, because, allegedly, “This
hella guy just stopped coming.”
• Jimin doesn’t even know why, but he
decides that okay, he will help his brother’s friend once again – after all, it
was the first time for Jungkook to ask for his help.
• When he walks in Jungkook’s bedroom he
finds him sitting on the bed, surrounded by few cans of beer and packs of salty
• “What’s that?”
• Jungkook gives him uncertain look and
jerks his chin towards the small empty space on his bed. “I thought I will…
apologize today. Sorry, Jimin, I lied. I like it when you study with me.”
• Jimin’s not sure what to think about it,
but he carefully sits next to Jungkook and takes a beer that Jungkook hands
him. “How did you even get these?” Jimin asks and Jungkook just grins. “That’s
a secret. Cheers.”
• So they sit on the bed, eat some junk and
drink “secret” beer while chatting about silly things. Jungkook finishes his
second can of the beverage just as Jimin’s telling him a story about their
homeroom teacher, when he can’t help himself but kiss the older guy. Jimin just
looked so… kissable at that moment, with smiling eyes, hands clutched around
the can, lips wet with the beer he sipped just seconds ago.
• Jungkook’s not moving his hands at first,
but then he remembers what to do and let them tangle in Jimin’s hair. His heart
stops for a second when Jimin’s lips finally move against his. It doesn’t take
long for Jimin to push Jungkook off.
• He’s in shock. What was that? Did he like
the way Jungkook kissed him? What the fuck? Was this all Jungkook’s plan all
• “What the fuck Jungkook?” Jimin jumps off
the bed with shocked expression and Jungkook notices the glimpse of hurt in his
eyes. “Do you hate me so much you planned this as a way to… humiliate me?!”
With back of his hand he wipes the saliva off his mouth.
• Jungkook feels panicked. Yes, he sort of
planned this, but not to humiliate Jimin! He had no idea he will kiss him, all
he wanted was for Jimin to tutor him again and for himself to stop being an ass
• “N-no! No, Jimin! I’m sorry if—“
• Jimin grabs his bag and shakes his head
in disbelief. “You even tried to get me drunk, is that so? I can’t believe I thought
for a second you’re serious about being sorry. Oh my.” Jimin turns on his heel
and runs through the door. He doesn’t hear Jungkook calling for him, neither
the thump of Jungkook, falling into his pillow as he did so many times before.
• Honestly, Jimin’s not sure what pisses
him off more. The way he felt so comfortable with that brat after all those
things he said to him in past, the naivety of his when he took the beer
Jungkook gave him or just the fact that he fucking answered the kiss and almost
made out with his little bro’s shitty friend (and liked the feeling of his
lips on his own).
• Never before someone disrespected him this
much. Jimin stormed into his house, ran up the stairs and slammed the door
behind him. What the fuck. What the fuck… Did Jihyun say something to Jungkook?
It was not even a year ago that Jimin came out to his family as homosexual. He
thought nobody else knows – but now… No, Jihyun would never do it.
• The next day Jimin sits in his room,
reading, when he hears some voices outside his door. He tries to run towards
the door and lock it when he realizes that one of them is Jungkook, but it’s
too late and Jungkook suddenly burst through the door, closing them behind him.
• “Jimin – just hear me out please.”
• Jimin takes small steps backwards, just
to be as far from Jungkook as possible. “Get out. Get out of this room. You
really don’t have any boundaries, do you?”
• Jungkook almost looks like he’s about to
cry. His hands are gripping bunch of papers and notepads and he take a small
step towards Jimin.
• “Get. Out!”
• “Please Jimin, I’m so sorry about
yesterday, but it wasn’t like that at all! I really just wanted to apologize
and ask you to tutor me again!” He nervously shifts on his feet.
• Jimin barks. “Really, that’s why your
mouth was all over mine, right? As a peace offering!”
• Jungkook looks hurt now, big eyes staring
at Jimin. “No. I just- okay. Okay. I just wanted to kiss you. I wasn’t thinking
about it – only thought I had was how pretty you are,” Jimin laughs again, but
Jungkook continues. “That is… that is why I couldn’t stand you studying with
me. I think you’re too pretty and I – I don’t know why, but I think I like you.”
• Jimin glares at him, judgingly. “Nice
try, you prick. Please, leave now…”
• “No. No, I didn’t tell anybody, but I’m
not that bad with math,” claims Jungkook hurriedly. “I was just… trying to… I’m
not good at this, it’s awkward!”
god Jungkook, just…” Jimin’s about to say something, but Jungkook shoves all of
those papers and notebooks in his face. “Look!” he says. “These are all those exercises
I was practicing for last month. Just – look over them, I’m not lying!”
raised eyebrow, Jimin flips through few pages and his eyes jump over scribbled
notes in corners of the pages like: “Jimin said A = 1,5! Remember this!!!” or “Solve
this like Jimin – his way is better!”
Jungkook’s not lying; dozens of pages are all filled with equations, numbers and
notes. Jimin looks at him, confused. “What—“
Jimin. I don’t know why but I just… I guess I like you. Like I know it’s weird.
You’re Jihyun’s older bro, but – trust me – in no way I meant to disrespect you
yesterday!” Jungkook watches his shoes and slowly turns towards the door. “That’s
all – I’m sorry – I get why you don’t like me…”
thinks for a second, then walks over to Jungkook and grabs his hand. Younger
male looks at him, surprised.
a really stupid kid, you know?” Jimin stares at him but there’s no anger in his
face. “You can’t act like this if you want someone to like you.”
Jungkook doesn’t know what else to do, so he just nods.
will start to tutor you again,” says Jimin and Jungkook smiles.
we could maybe work on your behavior towards your crush, don’t you think?”
Jimin gently grabs Jungkook’s other hand too, smiling nervously.
• On his
following exam (month later) Jungkook achieves a “C” with ease. Jihyun facepalms over his
excited rambling and watches him, as Jungkook types a text to Jimin.
this all really necessary? If you liked my brother, you could’ve just told me
earlier…” he whines. Jungkook just punches his arm as he grins over his phone,
now reading a response from Jimin. “I’m proud of you, brat ♥”
mars in aries:
"u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
mars in taurus:
*bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
mars in gemini:
"oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
mars in cancer:
"fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
mars in leo:
"??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
mars in virgo:
"i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
mars in libra:
*someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
mars in scorpio:
*on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
mars in sagittarius:
"wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
mars in capricorn:
"yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
mars in aquarius:
*on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
mars in pisces:
*accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"
Tell me I'm not the only one who hates Chennai Express. On top of all the offensive stuff they've used Kerala aesthetics all over a movie set in Tamilnadu. South India is just one big stereotype to bollywood.
You and 95% of all South Indians, my friend- myself included. The internalised racism is strong in Rohit Shi/etty I assure you. As far as Bollywood is concerned everything below the border of Maharashtra is just one big cultural clump. I guess that’s part of the reason (another being the ridiculing of the culture of said clump) as to why so many South Indians seem dissatisfied with mainstream Bollywood nowadays- again, myself included. But we’ll just keep powering on regardless of what they think of us.
ok the whole “notice me senpai” thing is probably the worst way to get my attention and to,,”notice” you.
the more you spam me with “notice me senpai” the more chances that I’ll probably ignore you cause that shit’s honestly annoying as hell. Please don’t do that :’’^( not just to me but to other people too.